第一章
zhousitongkaoshangzhuangyuandangtian，laiwojiatiqin。
ketayuwodiediehezuilejiu，liusudeshihouwuruleshumeideguifang，beiyahuanzhuangpochoushi。
zhousitongqiudiediejiangshumeiyuwoyitongjiayuta，yiqiyiqie。
wojilifandui，naodemanchengjiezhi。
zuizhongshumeibeixujileyimingtufu，erwozechenglemingzhengyanshundezhuangyuanfuren。
yinianzhihou，linchanzhiji，yuwoqinsehemingdezhousitongquebingtuilesuoyouxiaren，yaoduiwopofuquzi。
woyanzhengzhengkanzhetabashuangshengzicongwoduziliwachulaidiujinhuopenli，zhuanguotouyongzengedeyanshenkanzhewo：
“yaobushiyinweini，langerduzilidehaizijiubuyonghanyigedijiandetufuhandie！”
“nigenniduzilidejianzhongdoudexiaqujilangershuzui，fangxinsiba，yongyihoufuhefushangxiahenkuaijiunenglaipeinile！”
“daoshihouwohuijilangerxindeshenfen，rangtahetadehaizi，mingzhengyanshundejietinihezheilianggejianzhongdeweizhi！”
ranhoubianhaobuliuqingdetifanlehuopen，erwozaixiongxiongdahuolitongkudebishangleyanjing。
zaizhengyan，wohuidaolezhousitongshangmentiqinzheiri。
……
“**，buhaole……”
yahuanxiaotaohuanglihuangzhangdeshengyinrangwoshunjiancongchuangshangjingzuoerqi。
xiayimiao，xiaotaoyijingguidaozaiwochuangbian，yangzhetou，leiyulianliandewangzhewo。
“**，weilaiguyeta……tagener**shuiyikuaierqule！”
sicengxiangshideyimurangwohuangranmingbaiguolai——wozhongshengle！
waitounaohonghongde，yourenqutongzhilewodefuqin。
wowenlewenxinshen，limachuanyixiachuang，zhibenshumeisuozaidelanghuanju。
cikelanghuanjuyijingrenyingchongchong。
shiwodiegenqiantingdebinkebeijiaoleguolai。
wogencongcongganlaidewoniangzailanghuanjumenkouzoulegedingtoupeng。
wonianglimaxintengdewozhuwodeshou：“wokeliandemingzhua，zenmehuizheiyang……”
wowenzhuxinshen，zhuangchuyifushangxinyujuedemoyang：
“niang，wobuxiangxinsitonghuizheiyangduiwo，woyaoqinyankankan……”
yushichanfuzhewoniang，diediezhuangzhuangdejinlelanghuanju。
zheishi，zhousitonggenshumeiyijingbeirencongwulidailechulai。
zhousitongzhichuanleyijianbaisezhongyi，yijinbanchang，luchudapian**xuebaidexiongtang。
erneixiongtangzhishang，banbandiandian，quanshiaimeidehonghen。
shumeizeyishanbuzheng，duoduosuosuodeguizaidishang，binfalingluan，yikanjiuzhidaoliangrengangcaizaiwulizuoleshenmehaoshi。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，wodieqideliansetieqing，yaguanyaodesiside。
zhongsuozhouzhi，woyuzhousitongdaxiaojiuyouhunyuezaishen。
napahoulaizhoujiameiluole，woyemeiyouyincihuihun，fandaoyizhianzhongjiejizhousitong，gulitacanjiakeju。
talvshibudi，woyiranmeiyouxianqi，jiangtayinjianjigaolaohaixiangdedishi，qiudishiqinzijiaodao。
rujintazhongyujinbangtiming，qiaoluodagushangwojiatiqin。
bairi，wodieyijingdangzhesuoyoubinkedemian，dayingjiangwoxupeijita。
keyanxihaimeisan，zhousitongbianjiejiuzuizhiming，rangxiaosifutaqukefangxiuxi。
zhongtuqilairucehou，zhaobudaozijidefangjianle，wuruleshumeideguifang，haibeiyahuanzhuangpo，naodaoleqianting，yinlaisuoyourenweiguan。
zheiwuyishibayongyihoufudeliananzaidishangmoca。
我爹气得七窍生烟。
zheishi，yigeqilideshengyinkuhanzhe：
“wodenvera，nizenmezheimemingkua！”