第1章
“suzhu，ninquedingyaofangqixianzaideshenfen，huangexinshenfenshenghuoma？”
“queding。”jianghuashenchushou，jiandingdianxialexuanfuzaikongzhongdequedingjian。
“genghuanshenfenxitongyiqidong，xitongjianghuizaiyigeyuehouweiningenghuanxindeshenfen，qingsuzhunaixindengdai。”
“好，我知道了。”
jianghuagenjuxitongtishi，xuanlexindeshenfen。
xitongshuo，yigeyueshijianli，tahuimanmanshiquxianzaidejiyi，dengdaijiyiwanquanxiaoshi，shentilihuiyongruxinshenfendejiyi。
zuohaozheixie，jianghuacongxiaoheiwuchulai，faxianzijijingrandaolechengshiguangchang。
ercishichengshiguangchangdedapingmushang，zhengfangzhesongminghanzaiquanguogedixiangtaqiuhundeshipin。
“aaa，zheishishenmeshenxianjuanlv，songminghanyetaichongleba，woganggangshuleyixia，songminghanjingrandaijianghuaqule21gebutongdeguojiagentaqiuhun！erqiemeicidoujingxinbuzhi，xianhuaqiqiuyiyangmeishao，zuizhuyaodeshi，meiyiciqiuhundoushitebiedingzhidejiezhi，ouxiangjuyebuganzheimepaiba？”
“shia，songminghanzhendehaoaijianghua，tingshuohaishitabajianghuayangdadeni。”
“songzongbuzhiyangdajianghua，weiletalianmingdoukeyibuyaohaoba。youyicichuquwanjianghuabuxiaoxindiaodaoheli，songzongerhuabushuotiaoxiaqujiuta，sheizhitawangjizijibuhuiyouyong，zuihouhaishigongzuorenyuanbatamenliangjiushanglaide。”
“duidui，wojide，dangchujianghuazaicaifangzhongshuoguozheigeshi，songzongyinweizheijianshihaiquxueleyouyong......hahaha，zhendetaihaoxiaole。”
是挺好笑的。
jianghuaxiangqineicidewulong，yerenbuzhuxiaole。
kexiaozhexiaozhe，yanleituranluolexialai。
suoyourendouzhidao，songminghanaijianghuaruming，weiletalianmingdoukeyibuyao。
kemeiyourenzhidao，songminghanjinwuzangjiao，zaijiaoqubieshuyanglegeshisanxianxinrenyanyuan，zhengzhengyinian。
zaiwushuge，tashuogongsiyoushiyaojiabandeyewan，zaiwushugebatapaoxiadeshike，tadouzaiheneigemingjiaolinruidenvhaiwangwochanmian。
pingmushangbofangdaolesongminghanzuihouyicigenjianghuaqiuhundeneirong。
neishibangeyueqianzaiaierlan。
songminghandanxixiaguishenqingdiduitashuo：“zheishiwozuihouyiciqiuhun，zhisuoyixuanzaiaierlan，yinweizheigeguojiashiyigebuyunxulihundeguojia，jiuxiangwoduinideaiqing，yongyuanbuhuiyoutingzhideneitian，womenyongbulihun！jianghua，niyuanyijiajiwoma？”
“wofashi，huiyibeizitengniaini，yongyuanbanipengzaishouxin，buyunxurenherenshanghaini，ruoyouweibei，wosongminghantiandaleipi！”
rujinkanzhezheihuamian，jianghuazhijuedewanfenfengci。
tazenmenengzaiaishanglelingwaiyigerendetongshi，hainengrucishenqingdiduitashuochuzheiyangdehuani？
tashuomeiyoutaderizimeitiandouxiangxingshizourou，shuomeiyouta，tahuifeng，huisi，huihuobuxiaqu。
tadaoshihenxiangkankan，yigeyuehoutahunlidangtianxiaoshi，tahuibuhuifenghuibuhuisi。
会不会遭天打雷劈！
“ai，neishibushijianghua？”
buzhidaosheidahanleyiju，suoyourendouchaotadefangxiangyongshanglai。
jianghuashiyixianmingxing，fensihenduo。
tahaimeilaidejizuochufanying，shenbianyijingweileyiquanyouyiquanderen。
“jianghua，bangwoqiangemingkeyima？”
“jianghua，woshinidefensi，keyihegeyingma？”
“biejiwoya，shiwoxiankandaojianghuade，woxianlai！”
songminghanbatabaohudehenhao，zheimeduoniantayizhijinjinyeyeyanxi，meishangguorenhejiemu，yemeijieguoshangyehuodong，suoyitahenshaozaizheizhongchangheduzichuxian。
rujinmianduizheimeduoren，tayoudianbuzhisuocuo。
“dajiabiejikeyima？yaoqianmingpaizhaoyigegelai。”jianghuanaixinquandao，kerentaiduo，genbentingbudaotadeshengyin。
houmianderenpinlemingdiwangqianji，jianghuabuzhidaobeisheituidaozailedishang。
“biejila，jianghuashuaidaole。”
jianghuazhenggerenwangqianshuaide，weileburangtoukezaidishang，zhinengyongshouchengzhedimian，pianpianzheishihouyourenbuzhuyi，cailetayijiao。