neiyiye，wogenhuangdibixiacheyezhangtan。
tandebushirenshenglixiang，yebushishicigefu，ershiwodiedeshangyebantu，yijibianguanfangyugongshideyusuanquekou。
wo，yigehougongcairen，yingshengshengbeibichengleyigexiangmujingli。
xiaochezheihuangdi，suanpandadepilipalaxiang。tabujinxiangrangwodiezanzhu，haixiangrangwodiechurenchuli，shunbianzaibangmangjiejueyixiajunliangyunshudewenti。
wokanzhetaneizhangyinweiqueqianerxiandegewaiqiaocuidejunlian，xinlizhiyouyigeniantou：
zheihuangdi，biwohaixianggaoqian。
weilerangtajinkuaiduiwozheige“tikuanji”dezhongjianrenshiquxingqu，wokaishihushuobadao。
“huangshanga，zheishierbuhaobana。”wozhouzhemeitou，yilianweinan，“wodiezheigeren，shiqianruming，yimaobuba。ninxiangrangtataoqian，bidengtianhainan。”
xiaochetiaoletiaomei：“shima？kezhentingshuo，shenshoufuduinizheigenver，keshiyouqiubiying。”
“neidoushiyaoyan！”woyizhengyancidibaishou，“wodieneishiqiongyangnver，congxiaojiujiaoyuwo，qinjianchijiacaishimeide。wozhangzheimeda，lianchaoguoyibailiangdequnzidoumeichuanguo。”
chuntaoyaoshizaizheier，gujidedangchangjueguoqu。
xiaochetingwan，budanmeiyoushiwang，fanerluchuleyige“wodong”debiaoqing。
“yuanlairuci。shenshoufuguoranshenmouyuanlv。”tadiandiantou，kanzhewodeyanshenli，jingranduoleyisizanxu，“nanguaishencairenni，ruciyuzhongbutong，shenshanghaowuneixieshangjiazhijiadetongchouqi。”
我：“……”
dage，nishibushiwuhuileshenme？woneishiweileluoxuanguyichuandeposu，gennikouzhongde“meide”meiyoubanmaoqianguanxi。
“nihenhao。”tazongjiedao，“zhenhenxinshang。”
我感觉不太妙。
guobuqiran，diertianyizao，shengzhijiudaolewodewanqingxuan。
yinweiwo“xingqingchunliang，wenwanxianshu，shendezhenxin”，tejinwowei“guiren”。
haishangleyiduihuaerbushidejinyinzhubao。
wopengzheneidaoshengzhi，yukuwulei。
这都什么事儿啊！
wonulizhuangxianyu，jieguobeihuangshangdangchengleqianligu。wonulijiwodiemohei，jieguobeihuangshangdangchengleyouliangpinzhong。
zheihougong，woshiyitianyedaibuxiaqule。
wobixuxianggebanfa，rangtataoyanwo，yanewo，zuihaobawodarulenggong，yongbuxuyong。
jihuabshibai，jihuac，qidong！
jihuacdehexinsixiangshi：zhudongchuji，reshishengfei。
woyaochengweihougonglideyikelaoshushi，jiaodesuoyourendoubudeanning。zheiyangyilai，weileweihuhougongdehepingwending，huangshangkendinghuibawozheigebuwendingyinsujichulidiao。
wodediyigemubiao，jiushidangjinhougongzuidechongde，shufeiniangniang。
shufei，libushangshudenver，zhangdeshihuarongyuemao，xingzishixiaozhangbahu。zhangzhehuangshangdechongai，zaihougonglihengzhezou，lianhuanghouniangniangdouderangtasanfen。
dezuita，jiudengyudezuilebangehougong。
jianzhishizuosilushangdezuijiaxuanze。
wodatingdao，shufeizuibaobeide，shitayangzaiyuanzilideyizhibosimao，hunshenxuebai，meiyouyigenzamao，jushuoshixiyujingongdezhenpin，huangshangqinci。
shufeiaineimao，jianzhiaidaoleguzili。meitianbaozhetongchitongshui，biduizijiqindiedouhao。
我的计划很简单。
woyao“buxiaoxin”，rangneizhimao，bianchengyizhi“zang”mao。
zheitianxiawu，worangchuntaozhunbeileyixiaodiewochishengde，zhanmanlejiangzhidepaigu，chuaizaixiuzili，ranhoujiudaizheta，zhibenshufeide“zhangchungong”。
zhangchungongguoranshihougonglizuiqipaidegongdian，diaolianghuadong，fulitanghuang。
wogangzoudaomenkou，jiubeiyigegongnvlanzhule。
“shenguirenliubu，shufeiniangniangzhengzaiwushui，bujianke。”neigongnvangzhexiaba，bikongkanren。
woxinlilengxiao，lianshangqueshiyifutianzhenwuxiedebiaoqing。
“jiejiewuhuile，wobushilaibaijianshufeiniangniangde。”wocongxiuzilitaochuneidiepaigu，reqingdidiguoqu，“woshitingshuoniangnianggongliyanglezhitongrenxingdexueqiuer，tedidailexiechishi，xianggentajiaogepengyou。”
neigongnvkanzhewoshouliyouninidepaigu，lianshangluchulehaobuyanshidexianqi。
jiuzaizheishi，yizhixuebaidemaoer，maizheyouyadebuzi，congdianlizoulechulai。
zhengshineizhijiao“xueqiuer”debosimao。
tadagaishiwendaolerouwei，chongzhewo“miaowu”jiaoleyisheng。
机会来了！
wodunxiashen，badiezifangzaidishang，yongyizhongjiqikuazhangde，hongxiaohaideyuqishuo：“xueqiuerguai，kuailaichi，kexiangle。”
neimaoguoranjinbuzhuyouhuo，couguolai，shenchu**deshetou，kaishitiandiezilidejiangzhi。
woyibiankanzhetachi，yibiangusuanzheshijian。
淑妃快醒了吧？
wobixuzaitachulaizhiqian，wanchengwodejihua。
woshenchushou，jiazhuangyaomomao。zaishouzhijijiangpengdaotaxuebaidepimaoshi，woshouyi“dou”，zhengzhishou，liandaizhexiuzishangdeyouwu，jiejieshishidihuzailemaodebeishang。
“aiya！”wojinghuyisheng，yanjifukua，“nikanwozheibenshoubenjiaode！”
neizhigaoguidebosimao，beishangshunjianduoleyidakuaihuanghesede，youninidewuzi。
tasihuyeganjuedaole，fanzaodiniuleniushenzi，huitouxiangqutian，quezenmeyetianbudao。
chuntaozaipangbian，yijinghedeliandoubaile。
“小主！您……”
“沈婉婉！”
yishengjianlidenuhou，congdianneichuanlai。
淑妃醒了。
tachuanzheyishenhualidegongzhuang，qichongchongdipaolechulai，shenhougenzheyidaqungongnvtaijian。
dangtakandaozijixinaide“xueqiuer”bianchengleyizhi“jiangyoumao”shi，neizhangmeiyandelian，shunjianjiuniuqule。
“wodexueqiuer！”tafachuyishengcanjiao，chongguolaibaoqimao，kanzheneishenbeiwurandebaimao，xintengdeyanleidoukuaidiaoxialaile。
tataiqitou，yongyishuangcuiledudeyanjing，sisididengzhewo。
“是你干的？”
wozhanqishen，pailepaishou，yilianwugu：“shufeiniangniang，wobushiguyide。wojiushixianggenxueqiuerqinjinqinjin，sheizhidao……”
“nibizui！”shufeiqidehunshenfadou，“nifenmingjiushiguyide！nijidubengongdechong，suoyijiulaihaiwodemao！”
我心里直点头。
duiduidui，wojiushiguyide，nikuaiquhuangshangneiergaozhuang，rangtabawotuochuqudasi。
“lairen！”shufeizhizhewo，jianshengxialing，“bazheige**jibengongzhuaqilai！bengongyaoqinzishenwen！”
jigetaijianlikexiongsheneshadiweileshanglai。
chuntaohedeganjindangzaiwoshenqian：“niangniangxinu！wojiaxiaozhuzhendebushiguyide！”
woduozaichuntaoshenhou，xinlimeizizide。
naoba，naodeyuedayuehao。
jiuzaizheijianbanuzhangdeshike，yigeshuxideshengyin，manyouyoudixiangleqilai。
“yo，zheimerenaoni？”
wohuitouyikan，haojiahuo，huangdixiaoche，buzhidaoshenmeshihoulaile。
tachuanzheyishenchangfu，shenhougenzhedataijianfuan，zhengyiliankanhaoxidebiaoqing，zhanzaibuyuanchu。
shufeiyikandaohuangshang，yanquanlikejiuhongle。
tabaozheneizhizangxixidemao，lihuadaiyudipuleguoqu：“huangshang！ninyaoweichenqiezuozhua！”
“chenqiedexueqiuer……beishenguirenzheigedufujihaichengzheiyangle！”
tayibiankusu，yibianyongyuandudeyanshenwanwo。
wodixiatou，zuochuyifuhehuailedeyangzi，xinliquezaifengkuangnahan：
kuai！kuaizhiwodezui！woyijingdengbujiyaoqulenggongyanglaole！
xiaochetingwanshufeidekusu，youkanlekantahuailineizhiqueshiyoudiancanburendudemao。
ranhou，tabamuguangzhuanxianglewo。
woganjinjichuliangdiyanlei，zhunbeijieshoushenpan。
sheizhi，taqueturanxiaole。
tazoudaowomianqian，shenchushou，yongyizhongjiqiwenroudedongzuo，bangwocalecayanjiaodelei。
“hehuaile？”tadeshengyin，dicheneryueer。
我愣住了。
zhei……zheiyoushishenmelushu？
buyinggaia！anzhaogongdoujudezhengchangliucheng，taxianzaibuyinggailongyandanu，ranhoubawodarutianlaoma？
“huangshang……”shufeiyeshayanle。
xiaochehuitoukanletayiyan，lianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi，querdaidaideshiyipianbinglengdemoran。
“yizhimaoeryi，zhiyuzheimedajingxiaoguaima？”
“keshihuangshang，zheizhimaoshinin……”
“shizhencideyouruhe？”xiaochedaduanta，yuqilidaizheyisibunaifan，“zhennengcijini，jiunengshouhuilai。shenguirenshizhendenvren，bushinidenucai，lundedaonizaizheiliduitadahuxiaojiao？”
shufeidelian，shunjianbiandecanbai。
我，也彻底懵了。
zheihuangdi，pianxinpiandeyetaimingxianleba？
wobarenjiaxinaidemaonongzangle，tabuanweishouhaizhe，fandaolaizhizeshouhaizhetaidashengle？
这是什么逻辑？
wohaimeixiangmingbai，jiutingjianxiaocheyongyizhongqingxide，zuyirangzaichangsuoyourendoutingjiandeshengyin，xuanbuleyigerangwohunfeiposandejueding。
“shenguiren，wenlianggongshun，buweiqiangquan，xingqingganglie，zhenxinshenyue。”
“jiriqi，jinshenguirenweipin，cihao‘an’。”
“shufei，jinzuzhangchungongyiyue，bimensiguo。”
shuowan，talaqiwobingliangdeshou，kandoubuzaikanshufeiyiyan，jingzhidaizhewolikaile。
wobeitazhuaizhe，jixiediwangqianzou，naoziliyipiankongbai。
我……又升职了？
congguiren，bianchengleanpin？
jiuyinweiwo……nongzangleyizhimao？
wohuitou，kanleyiyanshenhouneizuohualide，cikequechongmanlexiaosuoqixidezhangchungong。
shufeihailengzaiyuandi，lianshangmanshinanyizhixin。
erwo，niezhebeihuangdiqianzhedeshou，ganjuezijinade，mofeishishenmegaisidechongfeijuben？
这后宫，有毒！