nainaitiexindeliuxialelimeihegaoshengyaochifan,tedizhunbeiwancanjiwohegaoshengyao。
jipanheihuhudecaibeiduanshanglezhuo。
nainaifeichangrexindejieshao:
“zheishijiuzhuandachang,haiyouhuozhuzi,wohaiaoleyiguoniubietang,henbude,chilezhunkaogaofen!”
qianshi,nainaiweilexiangbanggaoshengyaokaogaofen,biwoshichihuozhuzishifouduigaokaofenyouxiao,haidewoluoxiachangweiyan。
kanzhezhuozishangzheijidiexiqiguguaidedongxi,gaoshengyaoyilianxiangtudebiaoqing。
gaoshengyaoxiaozhebuman,dunangzhe:
“wocaibuyaochizheixie,zheidoushenmezhushi!”
我转头去看奶奶。
nifeijinxinsitaohaoderen,haoxiangbingbulingnideqingni。
ranernainaiqueduizhewocuicudao:
“qiuwan,nikuaichi,nichiyikougaosushengyaoshibushinengbunao。”
shuozhejiuyaojiaqiyikuaiwangwozuilisai。
我内心冷笑。
taitouquehuangrandawudao:“nainai,ninyongcuofangfale!wotinglaoshishuoguo,xiangyaowenquxingxiafan,gaokaodekuishou,dehetongziniaocaixing!”
“tongziniao......haiyouzheishuofa?”
woxinshidandandidianlediantou,“nainainiwangle?xiaoshihoujiushinijiwohelegaoshengyaodetongziniao,wocaikaishixuexihaode!”
nainaihelimeiduishiyiyan,liangrenyanzhongdoushanguojingguang,yemeixinsibiwochishenmehuozhuzile。
dangwan,limeijiuzaigaoshengyaodebaowenhulimianjiarubierenliangsuixiaohaidetongziniao。
gaoshengyaodayouxideshihoumeizhuyi,mengguanleyikou。
faxianbuduijingdeshihou,limeienzhetadezuiba,qiangyingderangtashenyanxiaqu。
gaoshengyaoganoulehaojici,yemeibaniaoouchulai。
ernainaizeshipaishouchenghao,manliandexingfenyuqiancheng:“haolehaole!tunxiaqule!taihaole!wenquxinglaoyekendingkanjianle!shengyao,nizheicigaokaowenle!yidingnengkaoshangmingpaidaxue!”
kanzhegaoshengyaoneifushengburusi、tileihengliudelangbeixiang,wochadianmeirenzhudangchangxiaochushenglai。
woqiangyaxiazuijiaodehudu,huanshangzhenchengchongbaidebiaoqing,zantandao:“gaoshengyaobenlaijiucongming,hezheitongziniaobudegenglihaima?”
gaoshengyaobaotiaorulei,zhuazhenainaihelimeishuaidaoyibian,“nimenjianzhiqirentaishen!”
gaoshengyaotulehaojibian,zuihoulianyesongjinleyiyuan。
gaoshengyaoxuruodetangzaichuangshang,zuilimadao:“nizheigesilaotaipo,haidelaozibeiguanniao,bixujiwopeichang!”
limeidiaozhuanleqiangtou,fangfobisunziheniaoderenbushitayiban,“douguaini!haiworangsunziheniao!”
nainaixintengdediaoyanlei,“shiwobuhao!nainaijingejiuzuozhurangqiuwanneiyatougaokaoqianjiajingaojia,cailiwomenyifendoubuyao!”
**zaibingfangdeqiangwai,jiangyiqieshouruerlian。
shangyishi,woyeshizheiyangtangzaiyiyuanli,nainaiquesihaobuguanxin,zhihenwohuiletajingxinzhunbeidetifenmiyao,duiwozhiyoumanma。
rujinweilegaoshengyao,nainaigengshiyaojiangwochedixisheng。
woxinzhonglengxiao,zhuanshenlikai。
wojiukanzhenimenzuoba!younimenhaokande。