第3章

nainaitiexindeliuxialelimeihegaoshengyaochifan,tedizhunbeiwancanjiwohegaoshengyao。

jipanheihuhudecaibeiduanshanglezhuo。

nainaifeichangrexindejieshao:

“zheishijiuzhuandachang,haiyouhuozhuzi,wohaiaoleyiguoniubietang,henbude,chilezhunkaogaofen!”

qianshi,nainaiweilexiangbanggaoshengyaokaogaofen,biwoshichihuozhuzishifouduigaokaofenyouxiao,haidewoluoxiachangweiyan。

kanzhezhuozishangzheijidiexiqiguguaidedongxi,gaoshengyaoyilianxiangtudebiaoqing。

gaoshengyaoxiaozhebuman,dunangzhe:

“wocaibuyaochizheixie,zheidoushenmezhushi!”

我转头去看奶奶。

nifeijinxinsitaohaoderen,haoxiangbingbulingnideqingni。

ranernainaiqueduizhewocuicudao:

“qiuwan,nikuaichi,nichiyikougaosushengyaoshibushinengbunao。”

shuozhejiuyaojiaqiyikuaiwangwozuilisai。

我内心冷笑。

taitouquehuangrandawudao:“nainai,ninyongcuofangfale!wotinglaoshishuoguo,xiangyaowenquxingxiafan,gaokaodekuishou,dehetongziniaocaixing!”

“tongziniao......haiyouzheishuofa?”

woxinshidandandidianlediantou,“nainainiwangle?xiaoshihoujiushinijiwohelegaoshengyaodetongziniao,wocaikaishixuexihaode!”

nainaihelimeiduishiyiyan,liangrenyanzhongdoushanguojingguang,yemeixinsibiwochishenmehuozhuzile。

dangwan,limeijiuzaigaoshengyaodebaowenhulimianjiarubierenliangsuixiaohaidetongziniao。

gaoshengyaodayouxideshihoumeizhuyi,mengguanleyikou。

faxianbuduijingdeshihou,limeienzhetadezuiba,qiangyingderangtashenyanxiaqu。

gaoshengyaoganoulehaojici,yemeibaniaoouchulai。

ernainaizeshipaishouchenghao,manliandexingfenyuqiancheng:“haolehaole!tunxiaqule!taihaole!wenquxinglaoyekendingkanjianle!shengyao,nizheicigaokaowenle!yidingnengkaoshangmingpaidaxue!”

kanzhegaoshengyaoneifushengburusi、tileihengliudelangbeixiang,wochadianmeirenzhudangchangxiaochushenglai。

woqiangyaxiazuijiaodehudu,huanshangzhenchengchongbaidebiaoqing,zantandao:“gaoshengyaobenlaijiucongming,hezheitongziniaobudegenglihaima?”

gaoshengyaobaotiaorulei,zhuazhenainaihelimeishuaidaoyibian,“nimenjianzhiqirentaishen!”

gaoshengyaotulehaojibian,zuihoulianyesongjinleyiyuan。

gaoshengyaoxuruodetangzaichuangshang,zuilimadao:“nizheigesilaotaipo,haidelaozibeiguanniao,bixujiwopeichang!”

limeidiaozhuanleqiangtou,fangfobisunziheniaoderenbushitayiban,“douguaini!haiworangsunziheniao!”

nainaixintengdediaoyanlei,“shiwobuhao!nainaijingejiuzuozhurangqiuwanneiyatougaokaoqianjiajingaojia,cailiwomenyifendoubuyao!”

**zaibingfangdeqiangwai,jiangyiqieshouruerlian。

shangyishi,woyeshizheiyangtangzaiyiyuanli,nainaiquesihaobuguanxin,zhihenwohuiletajingxinzhunbeidetifenmiyao,duiwozhiyoumanma。

rujinweilegaoshengyao,nainaigengshiyaojiangwochedixisheng。

woxinzhonglengxiao,zhuanshenlikai。

wojiukanzhenimenzuoba!younimenhaokande。