第5章

“wo、wozheibushiweiqiuwanhaoma!”

nainaiyanshenluanpiao,“gaojiatiaojianduohao,shengyaoneihaiziduojieshi......”

“放屁!“

fuqinyibajiuzhunainaideyiling,“laoziyangtashibanian,haoburongyinengkaogezhuangyuanguangzongyaozu,tagaoshengyaosuanshenmedongxi?”

nainailikesuozhebozizhuangkelian:“macuole,queshibugaisuiyibaqiuwanjiachuqude,danshi…”

menkoudekaimensheng,daduanjiexialaidehua,limeidaizhegaoshengyaodayaodabaidejinlai,shouhaitizheliangxiangniunai,“qinjia,womenlaishangmentiqinle。”

wobazhengshangtou,zhizhegaoshengyaobizima,“gun!jiuniyepeiqulinqiuwan?”

gaoshengyaochizhiyibi,diaoerlangdangdao:“shushu,nigaocuoleba,mingmingjiushinimenjiaqiuzheyaobalinqiuwanjiajiwode。”

nainaiyankanwobayaofanu,lianmanglanzaizhongjian,“erzi!qiuwanzhunkaozhengbujian,canjiabulegaokaole,yejiushengyaozheihaizihaiyuanyiqutale!”

babayikouqibiehuiduzili,sisuolehaoyihuiercaisongkou,“neicailinimenchuduoshao?”

gaoshengyaogaoaodetaiqitou:“pei,jiutazheiyangdehaixiangyaocaili?cailiyifenmeiyou,nimenjiahaidechushiwandejiazhuang,fouzewokebuqu!”

nainailianshengdaying,“haohaohao,shiwanjiushiwan,womenchu。”

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babadenuhuochedishaoqilaile。

kandaowobadebiaoqing,gaoshengyaokaishihaipale,yigejingwangnainaishenhouduo。

kenainaiaixiaodeshentinalizhedezhutaneidunshideshenxing。

wokanzhezheihuajidechangmian,xinzhonglengxiao。

tamengenbenbuzhidaohuidiaodeshishenme,gengbuzhidaowobaweileqiannengyouduofeng!

babazhuaqiyigengangguanjiuhenhendiwanggaoshengyaoshenshangchou。

gaoshengyaoshazhubandeshengyinzaiketingxiangqi。

limeixintengdexiangyaozuzhibaba,danshibeibabayibatuikai。

limeiliangqiangjibu,xiangdadianhuabaojing,babayibajiangtadeshoujishuaidaodixia,“huilewohaizihaiyaodaotieqian,nimenjintianbiexiangzouchuzheigejiamen!”

shangyishibabaweileqian,oudanvedaiwo,chedihuilewodesuoyou,rujinyourendongletadeliyi,dangranyekeyihuilebieren。

tawanquanshiqulelizhi,yanlizhiyouneigehuiletajinxiuqianchengdezuikuihuoshougaoshengyao。

“nigezhuanglezhunaodefeiwu!lianwojiadeqiandougandianji!”

“shushu,wocuole,woqiunibiedale!!!”

saobashangdelidubuduanjiazhong,shengyinyufacanlie。

“shushuwozhendecuole,qiunile!!”

zheiyishizaiwobadefafengxia,gaoshengyaobeidadebiqinglianzhong。

“nizheige***!nijuranhaidasuanhuilelinqiuwandeqiantu!zhidaoqiuwanzhunkaozhengbujianle,jiuganzheshangmentiqin,haixiangrangwomendaotieqian!”

“nizheigebzaizi!kanwobudasini!”

zuizhonggaoshengyaokuhanzheting,tuibeichoudeqingyipianziyipian,bitiyanleihuzaipanglianshang,kelianxixidekuhandao:

“zheixiedoushichennainairang***de!xiangrangwokuaidianhelinqiuwandinghun!shengmizhuchengshufan,erqiehuileqiantudeyebushiwo!”

“shichennainaibalinqiuwandezhunkaozhengjiazhezhipinachuqumaile!wuwuwuwubiedawole!doushichennainaizuode,buguanwoshia!”

benlaihaixintengdenainaishunjianzhizhushengyin,duishangbabawangguolaideyanshen,yixiazijiuluanleshen。

嘴里结结巴巴道:

“zenmehuishiwoni!wo…wokemeiyoua。”