（脑子寄存处）
“dajiahao，wojiaowangda……”
“啊呸！”
“wojiaochenchuhe，jinnianershiliusui，daxueweishangwanxueli，xianzaishuwuyeyoumin。”
“woganggangjingliyichangshifencanliededazhan，shentibancan，yidaizhiqiangzhezanshilunweilezhanwuzha。”
“wobenxiangzhejiecituichuyixian，huijiahaohaoxiuyangshundaiyihoudoutangpingle。”
“wanwanmeixiangdao，liunianmeihuijiagangtangmeijitianjiubeiwomaganchulaixiangqinle。”
yijianbucuodekafeidiannei，haimeishuixingjiubeiganchulaixiangqin、yilianshuiyanmenglongdechenchuhepazailezhuozishang。
zhuozishangzefangzheyige“9”haozhuodezhuohaopaiyiji“yiyuyue”depaizi。
cishidechenchuheyiliandeshengwukelian，taxianzaixiangmarendechongdongdouyoule。
daobushimatamajitaanpaixiangqin。
bijinglaorenma，xiangbaosunzihenzhengchang。
zaizhe，tazhiqianyipaojiupaochuquliunian，liunianneijiumeihuijia，lianxiyebuduo，tamaxiangzherangtazaodianjiehunbatabangzaijializheiyesuanshiqinglizhizhong。
guanjianshitazenmeganjuetazheirenshengjuqinghetaoluyelansuni？
哦！
tuixiuwudizhanshen、zhiqiangzhehuijiaxiangqin，bushibeixiaobiesanbishijiushiouyumougefupo、zongcaide。
ranhoushigerendouzhidaohoumianhuifashengshenme。
敢不敢再烂俗一点？
敢不敢再狗血一点？
nageshabiwanyi、sitaijianjitashejiderenshengjuben？
zheiyaoshibeitazhidaole，tafeirangneirentiyanyixia“xiaoge”zuodetongkuanyangxiezi。
啊～～～
zaozhidaojiulanzhanchangshangmianle。
zaibuji，languokeyuanyexing。
fanzhengneibanglaotouhaideguantachiguantazhu。
neibanglaotoubabudetayibeizidaizaiguokeyuan，napatiantiantangzaiyuanzhangneiweizhishuidajueyekeyi。
哒哒哒！
yejiuzaizheishi，yizhengaogenxiecaidiban、youyuandaojindeshengyinyinqilechenchuheyidiudiudezhuyi。
chenchuhexiayishidetaitouyikan，shunjianyanqianyiliang。
zhijianyigeshenchuanheisizhiyezhuang，jiaocaiheisegaogenxie，shencai**，xiangmaojuemeidemeinvxiangtazoulai。
neimeinvyibianhuizhexinxi，yibianjiuzheimeshunlichengzhangdezuozailechenchuhededuimian，tadoumeizhuyidaotadeduimianhaiyougerenpazaizhuozishangzhengdaguangmingdexinshangtademei。
edanlian，sshencaizhangtoufa，heisibaoguoneibitaminghaizhangdezhangtui，bufeibushou，gangganghao。
diyiyankanshangqu，neijingzhidewuguan，wanmeidebili，juemeiderongyan，haiyouneidutedeqinglengyouyadeqizhi。
zheiyaoshitadeyujiezongcailaidaozhuita，yebushibuxing……
嘿嘿嘿……
chenchuhedenaohailiyijingnengwaiwaichulaiyibenxiaoshuole。
buguodangchenchuhezaiqukandieryanyanqianzheigeyujieleisidemeinvdeshihou，talianshangqueshijianjianfuxianchuyimocuoe。
不对劲！
shifenyoushierfendebuduijing！
zheimeinvzenmeyoudianyanshuni？
好像在哪里见过？
嘶！
**！
cishichenchuhedenaohailifuxianchuyiduanyijingchenfenghenjiudejiyi，yizhangrangtakegumingxindelian。
zaidanaodangjileyishunjianyihouchenchuhequeyoufanyingguolai。
不对啊！
neidaomeihaizibushizaojiusilema？
我再看看。
zhengdangchenchuhexiangyaorenzhenqukanyixia，querenyixiadeshihou，zhenghaoneigemeinvdeshouji**xiangle。
meinvnaqishouji，anlejieting，tongshiyeganghaotaiqiletou，zhenghaozhuangshanglechenchuhedeshixian。
shijian，fangfozaizheiyikejingzhile。
chenchuhedeyanzhongquanshiyanqianzheiweimeinvdedaoying。
zheiweimeinvmeimouzhong，yequandoushichenchuhe。
simuxiangdui，liangliancuoe，dayandengxiaoyan。
chenchuhekanqingchuleduimiandemoyang，duimianyekanqinglechenchuhedemoyang。
chenchuheyilianzhenjing，keduimianneigemeinvneiqinglengdeqiaolianshangyuanbendeneiyimocuoe、jinge，quejianjianbeiyimoxiaorongsuodaiti。
yimobieyoushenyidexiaorong。
“chenchuhe？”neimeinvturanhanleyisheng。
“啊？”
fanyingmanlebanpaidechenchuhetingjianduifangjiaoziji，yeshixiayishiyingleyingleyiju。
kanzheduimianneigemeinvlianshangdexiaoyigengnonglejifen，ganshouzhetaneikanxiangmuguangzhigougoude，jiuxiangshilaohuzaikanzijiliewuyiyang。
chenchuhebeitazheimuguangdingdeneixinzhifamao。
“尼玛！”
“zhendeshidazhaizhua！”
kanzheduifangneiyijingzhujianbiantaiyibandexiaorong，chenchuhezhongyurenchuleduifangdeshenfen，yuanbenhaishijianghudenaozishunjianqingxing！
tacikeneixinjiuyigexiangfa！
跑！
meiyouyisisidechiyi，chentongxuezuochulewanquanshuyuzijibennengdedongzuo！
掉头就跑！
raner，tagangyiyousuodongzuo，duimianneigemeinvshunjianjiufanyingleguolai。
meiyouyisisidechiyi，meiyouyisisideyouyu，neimeinvxunsuzhanqilaidetongshishunbianbatuiwanghoutai，maliudetuodiaolegaogenxie，ranhouyigezhuanshen，yijiceshenbiantui，jiubagangyaopaoludechenchuhejichuaihuilaishafashang。
qishimianduizheiyijibiantui，chenchuheshifanyingguolaide，yaoshihuanzuoyiqian，tashiwanquankeyiqingsongduobi。
naihetaxianzaideshentibancan，tineideliqizanshiyongbuchulai，shentigenbushangfanying，tajiuzheimezhitingtingdebeichuaihuileshafashang。
tagangxiangqishen，yizhichuanzheheisideyuzujiuyijing“zhongzhong”decaizailetadexiongkou，batacailehuiqu。
yingrutayanliande，shiyizhangdaizhejifenbingjiaoyiyangdexiaorongdewanmeiqiaolian。
neideyideshenqingfangfozaishuo，nipaoa！nijixupaoa！wokanninengpaodedaonaqu？
“wei，suyan，nidaonalilema？womashangjiudao。”
yejiuzaizheishi，shoujicaichuanlaileyigenvrendeshengyin。
yijiaoqingeryijuzhifulechenchuhedesuyanshuodao：“wodaole，niguolaiba，woyoushi，bushuole，xianguale。”
guawandianhuadesuyancaizhechenchuhedexiongkou，jiantahaiyaozhengzha，yushijiufuxiashenzi，kanzheneizhangrangtazheiliunianlairisiyexiang，zhuanzhanfance，nanyirushuidelian。
suyandehoucaoyadoukuaibeitazijiyaosuile：“paoa！nijixupaoa！”
“qianzhaibuhaidexiao**！”
“wokannizheiyicipaodaonaliqu！”
“六年！”
“六年！！”
“整整六年了！”
“nizhidaowozheiliunianzenmeguodema？！”
“你知道吗？！”
kanleneizhangjinzaizhichiwanmeiqiaolian，zaikanzheneishuangjihuyaopenzhehuo，sisidedingzhezijidemeimou，wenzheneibuzhidaoduojiumeiwendaoguodeyourentixiang，yijitingzheneiduifanghoucaoyadoukuaiyaosuileshengyin，chenchuheyouxiexinxu。
tagankelejisheng，youxiegangadedazhaohu：“nei，nei，nei，neisha，da，da，da，dazhaizhuhaojiubujian，shenshixiangnian。”
“dui，dui，dui，duile。”
“da，da，da，dazhaizhu，nininininibushisilema？”
“zenzenzenzenmehuichuxianzaizhei？”
“nannannannannandaonizheishi，zhashile？”