第1章 对联让人倒楣

1915年,早夏。

huofengchengwaidejiyansi,xiandetinglengqing。

yinruiyupingzhilumanbudaosiqian,yixiazi,tamenbeitiezaisimiaodamenkoudeduilianjingdaole。

zheishiyifushenmeyangdeduilian,xiandetaizhayanle——

qingqingshijiesishaluwuxinyouli

langlangqiankunhaotuzaizhongfenweier

pingzhilunianzheduiliannuhuozhongshao,dangjijiudabaocukou:

“biantai!zheishizaihongyangnamenzidejiaoli,fomenjingdizaichongshangsharen?fomiaobianchengfeimiaole?”

queshi,simiaomenkoudeduilianjurandaiyou“shalu”、“tuzai”deziyan,taieleba,qibugensimiaorenshanweibendelinianbeidaoerchi。

yinruiyejuedebukesiyi,tazaixiang,zheishiyisuoshenmeyangdesimiao,weishenmetielezheiyangyifufengkuangdemenlianni。

taxianglexiang,dandandishuo:“zanmenbuguodaozheililaisuibianzhuanzhuan,hebigenyifuduilianjiaozhenni,kanbushuang,zanmenzouba。”

danqishi,yinruirentongpingzhiludetaidu,tahenbudechongshangqianjiangduiliansixialai。

zhengzaizheishi,congsineichulaiyigeheshang,banlaonianji,dalayanpiwendao:

“liangweilaizinali?kannimendexingxiang,shicongchengneideshifanxueyuanlichulaideba?”

“meicuo,womenjiushishifanxueyuandexuesheng。ninlaohaoyanliya,yiyanjiukanzhunle,lihai!”

pingzhiluxiangheshangshenshendamuzhi,qishishidaiyoujifengzhiyi,yinweitamenbujinshenchuanxueshengzhifu,xiongqianhaipeiyouxiaohui,zheimemingxiandebiaozhichufeiyanxiakanbuchulai。

jiuyinweisimiaodemenliantaiciyan,pingzhiluduiheshangyechongmanegan。

heshangdangrantingchutayuqizhongdaici,rengbanbiyanjingshuo:

“jiranshichengneixuesheng,buzaixuexiaolihaohaodaizhe,paodaochengwailaiganshenme?”

“yo,heshang,tingniyuqi,biwomenxuexiaodejiaoguanzhanghainiu,womenliyongkeyushijiansuibianzouzoukankan,haiyongdezhenilaipanwen?guandetaikuanleba!”

“bushiwoguandetaikuan,woshihaoyi,zheidifangnimenshidiyicilaiba,zhenxinxiwangnimennengjingchanglai,shishilai,danshidanshi……”

heshangturanshentanyikouqi,ranhouzhuanshenwangsilizoujinqu。

pingzhiluyikanbugaoxingle,zaihoumianzhuizhewen:“wei,heshang,niyouhuajiushuo,youpijiufang,zadebanjuchubanjujinde,nidaodixiangshuosha?”

“haoziweizhi,haoziweizhi……”heshangzhongfulejibian,touyebuhuidijinqule。

pingzhiluhaixiangzhuijinqu,beiyinruilazhu。

“nikanzheilaotuer,daodishuodeshenme,zhenshikoubuzeyan,suzhiyetaichale。gujiduilianjiushitaxiedeba。”pingzhilushifenbuping。

“suanleba,womenbenlaizhishisuiyiguangguang,tayezhidaowomenshiqiongxuesheng,buhuiliuxiaxianghuoqian,tayouzheizhongqiangdiaoyebuqiguai。”

cishi,yinruixinzhongbingmeiyouhenheshang,quechongmanhuangkonghejinzhang。

tayouyizhongyugan,keneng,pingzhilugenta,yaoyoushenmedaomeishile。

guoranzaidisantian,zheigeyugandedaozhengshi。

平之路死了!

……

yinruigenbenmeiliaodao,pingzhiludesixun,juranshiconghuofengxunbushunvxunguangupanpandezuilidedaode。

gupanpan,shenchuanxunbufu,toudaixunbumao,weifenglinlin,baixidelianshangyishuangdayanjingjiongjiongyoushen,dangtaheyinruizhouranmuguangxiangpengshi,shunjianlveyouxiexiweidejingya。

danmashangtabaochileyigexunguanyingyoudeyansujinchi。

“你叫殷瑞?”

“对,我是。”

“pingzhilushibushinizuihaodetongxue?”

“可以这么说吧。”

“neime,duitaturansiqu,niyoushenmeqingkuangkeyixiangwomentigongde?”

yinruixianshidaileyixia,kanzhegupanpanneishuangyoudayouliangdeyanjing,mobuzhetounaodifanwen:“nizaishuoshenme,shenmepingzhiluturansiqu?”

“zenme,nandaonihaibuzhidaopingzhilusilema?”

“wo……wobuzhidaoya,nishishuopingzhilusile?neishizenmehuishi?”

cikedeyinrui,buzaizijidexuexiao,erzaiduimiandenvzixueyuanli。

neishizuotianfangxueshi,jiaoguanzhanggongdasubatajiaoqu,duitashuo,zaiguosantianjijiangshibenshengdeyouxuejie,shengwenjiaoshuyijinglailetongzhi,yaoqiuliangjiashifanxueyuanhupaijimingxueshengdaibiaoquduifangjinxingjiaoliu。

yinruizuoweiyinianjixinshengdaibiaobeixuanzhong。

suoyijintianzaoshangtabingmeiyoudaozijixueyuanshangke,ershiquleduimianyihezhigedenvzishifanxueyuan。

shangwucanjiayigezuotanhui。

xiawutamenjigenanshengfensandaojigejiaoshi,canjiatingke,bingyaozaitingwankehougenbenjiaoshidenvshengjinxingkeyejiaoliu,zheikeshifahuinanshengkoucaidezuijiashiji。

yinruizhengxinggaocailie,beibenjiaoshisanshiduomingnvshengweizhekankanertan,turanmianqianlailegenvxunguan,jianzhixiangshipingdilibengchulaide。

nvxunguandailaidexiaoxi,rutongqingtianpili,jiangyinruihongdeyuntouzhuanxiang。

gupanpanxianzhuanzhudidingleyinruiyixia,zheishixunguandezhiyefanying,tadequerenyanqianzheigenanshengshibushichengshibushuohuang。

“daomuqianweizhi,nizhenhaimeitingdaopingzhilusiwangdexiaoxi?”

“zhendemeiyou。nidoukanjianle,wozaizheili,gendajiajiaoliu,meiyourenlaigaosuwoshuopingzhilusile。”

“haoba,neinixianzaiyinggaizhidaole。”

yinruiyanbabadikanzhegupanpan,benlaigupanpanshiweizhidenanhaixixipinshangdemeinv,keshixianzaitashimeishichougenbenbushiyinruiguanzhudele。

“guxiaojie,nishuopingzhilusile,tazainalisile,weishenmesile?”

“nibuyaojiaowoxiaojie,dezunchengwoguxunguan!”

yinruixinzhongtingbufu,wohaishishifanyinianjisheng,nixiaoniuyijingdangshangxunguanle,yetaibugongpingleba。

danzheibushitaguanxinde,tajiyuxiangzhidaopingzhilusiwangzhenxiang。

gupanpandakaidailaideyingfengpiwenjianbu,qingqingsangzilangsongdao:

“jintianzaoshang,shifanxueyuanyourenjixunbushudalaidianhua,baogaoshuoxueyuanliyourensiwang,xunbushuzhibanrenyuanzaishuzhangshangbanhoumashangjinxinghuibao,shuzhangjilingxunbuguangupanpanqianwangxueyuankanchaxianchang。

gupanpanxunguandidaxianchanghou,faxianzaishifanxueyuanguangchangzhongjiandepenshuichili,youyijunanshi,mingrendalaoqilaihou,yourenjibianrenchuxiguowenxiyinianjiliubanxueshengpingzhilu。

jingchubudiaocha,sizhexizaizuotianyelibushenluoshui,nishuierwang。

zhiyuqiweishizuluoshui,haishizixingxunsi,youdaijinyibuchazheng。”

啪!

gupanpanjiangyingfengpiheshang。

“完了?”殷瑞问。

“dangrannianwanle,ninandaomeitinggou?”

yinruichiyilepianke,turanjiuwangjiaoshiwaichong。

gupanpanzaihoumianhedao:“zhanzhu,nixiangganshenme?”

yinruizhandingle,huitoushuodao:“woyaoqukankan。”

“到哪里去看看?”

“喷水池。”

“neidifang,nipingshibushitiantiankanma,haikanbugou?”

“wobushikanpenshuichi,woyaokanpingzhilu。”

“nixiangkantadeshiti?buzaineilile,beiyundaoxunbushuqule。”

yinruinaoziliwengdiyixiang。shitandiwen:“weishenmeyaobashitiyundaoxunbushuqu?”

“因为要验尸。”

“neijiushishuo,nimenyaoduitakaitangpodule?”

gupanpanfanfanyanpi,shentaiqingmie:“shenmejiaokaitangpodu,neijiaowuzuojiepou,niguowenxide,shuohuazheimebuhuiyongci。”

yinruixinxiangwuzuojiepoubujiushikaitangpoduma,shuodezaimeimiaoyougepiyong。

qishitazhishizuogeshitan,meixiangdaowuzuozhenhuijiepoupingzhilu,dunshiyinruixiangshidaogezaizijishenshangyiyang。

“guxunguan,woyougeqingqiu,zaijiepouqian,nengbunengrangwokanyikanpingzhiluya?。”

gupanpanzoujinyinrui,bulengburedishuo:“weishenmeniyidingyaokankantadeshitini?jiuyinweitashinizuihaodepengyoudeyuangu?fanzhengtasile,nikanbukanyoushenmequbie?youbukenengrangtafuhuoguolai。”

yinruiyaranwuyan,pingzhiludeshitidoubeixunbushunongqule,wuzuoyaojinxingjiepou,nihaiyoushenmezigeyaoqiuzaijiepouqiankanyiyanwanzhengshitini。

yexutashuodedui,kanyubukanyouhequbie。

zheishiyounvshengzaizhaohuta,wei,yintongxue,zanmendejiaoliuhaigaobugaoya,nibuhuiyinweiwomenrenduo,zhaojiekoubantuerfeiba?suijishiqitanvshengdexixiaosheng,xianzaidenvhaizizhenkaifangle,youqishiduguowenxidenvhai,gegedoushilaoyoutiao。

zheilingyinruineixinyizhenfanzao。

“neiwo,gaizenmeban?”tazhihaowenzhegupanpan。

“跟我走。”

“去哪里?”

“巡捕署。”

“nibushishuowomeibiyaokanshitima?”

“sheirangniqukanshitile?gaosuni,nishizuoweixianyiren,yaojieshoubenxunguandequanmianshencha!”

殷瑞大吃一惊。

gaoshenme,wozenmechenglexianyirenle?