第一章 穿成农女,家徒四壁

轰!

实验室炸了!

songanranyunleguoqu,shoulihaijinjinzhuazhejinnianyanjiusuoyongdexinyidaizajiaoshuidaodezhongzi。

tahetadedaoshizhengzaizuoxinyidaidezajiaoshuidaoshiyan,buzhizenmejiuchuxianleyiwai。

dengtaxinglaideshihou,hunshensuantong,haimeiyouzhengyanjingjiujuedenaodaishangmianshaidekuaiyaodiaopiyiyang!

songanranlengjingxialai,nulidipingwenlehuxizhihoucaihuanhuanzhengkaileyan。

keshizheiyizhengyanyourangtadadieyanjing!

wodetianna,zheishigeshenmeguidifang?

怎么破成这样?

shiyanshijiusuanzhasuile,haodaiyeshicanliuxiandaijianzhudecanzhasuipiana,yanqianzheigegenpolanleqianbaiwanniandepowuyiyangdedongxishishenme?

tayiweizijizaizuomengbuyoudetaishouroulerouyanjing。

yanjinglunleyiquan,faxianzijichuandepopolanlande,gengejiaohuaziside,hunshensanfazheyigusuanchouwei,heyanqiandepowudaoshihenxiangpei。

tacaipaqilai,biantingdaoleyizhencierdeshengyincongqianyuanchuanguolai。

“haibukuaiqilai?tiandoudalianglehaizaishui,zhenbazijidangzhuyangle,shibushi?xialezaiyemeijiannixiagegongdechulai!”

songanrantingdaozheicierdeshengyin,dangshijiuzhoulezhoumeitou。

zheigongyaziyibandesangyinxiangshiyigelaotaitaideshengyin,nandaoshinajiadepoxizaichaojiama?

neizheilaotaipoyetaibushidongxileba,nayouzheiyangmaerxifude?

tabenxiangguoqushuodaoliangju,keyoujuedezheishibierenjiadejiashi,zijichanheshenme?

yushijiuzhanzaiyuandiyoutingleliangju。

“nihuaizhesonganrandeshihoubushiyezhuangdegentouniusidema?xianzaicaibageyuenizhuangshenmesiren?zanmenzhilichuqudayule,nihaiyiweiyousheisihounibucheng?”

“jintianbujinidianyansekankan,wokannishibuzhidaozenmejirenjiadangerxifule!”

“a!teng!poponikuaifangkaiwo,nifangkaiwoya!a,wodeduzihaotenga!”

啥?

孕妇都打?

qianyuandesonganranzaiyetingbuxiaqule,yiliuyanganmangchongguoqu。

tajinfangmendeyishunjian,zhenggerenzhenshichadianjingdiaolexiaba!

yigedazheduzidenvrenbeiyigelaofurenqizaishenshang,tingzhegedaduzizaikengkengwawahaidaizhezangshuidedishangtengdegunlaigunqu,jiaodesixinliefeide。

songanranbeizheiyimuzhenjing,fanyingguolaizhihou,buyoufenshangqianjiushiyigeqinnashou,jiangneilaofurenyizhua,henhenzazaileyipangdetuqiangshang。

“aiyou!wodenaodai!yaochurenmingle!kuailairena!eduxifujichuliuyaoshapopole!”

songanrantingdaozheihuazhenshihenbudeyijiaojiangtacaisi,taganmangjiangjichuliufuqilai。

jichuliujiannandiwangpangbianpomubanshangyitang:“laner,niangduzihaoteng,nikuaiquzhaonidabonianglaikankan!”

songanrantingdaozheihuajiuyouxiemengle,kanlaizijishitadenver?

tazhengxiangzhe,naohaizhongfengkuangyongruxuduoyuanzhudepianduan。

buchupiankegongfu,tabianjiangzheilidesuoyoudeguanxiwangdoulvqingchule。

neigesuoweidedaboniang,renchengxuqiaozui,shigewenpo,danshipingrilimeishaoshanfengdianhuo,weinansonganrantamenjia。

songanranbuyoudedanxindewendao:“niang,quzhaota,tahuibangmangma?buruwoquwaimianjinizhaogewenpoba,nigaosuwozainalikeyizhaodaowenpo?”

jichuliutengdelihai,zhichuineijikuaimuban,yaoyaqiechideshuodao:“nixianquzhaonidaboniangba,tabubangmangdehuanizaiqugebilinjujia,kankangebilinlaotaitainengbunengdongdanle?nengdongdandehuarangtaguolaikankanwodeduziba,woshizaitengdebuxingle!”

renmingguantian,songanranbuyiyouta:“haodeniang,nijianchizhu,womashangqujiaoren。”

huayingangluo,songanranzhuanshendejiaobianbeibanzhu。

songlaotaidaodishigezhuangjiaren,yijingliushileliqiyedadechuqi,cikejiuxiangshilianggetiesuoqianjinzhuiyiyang,jiangsonganrandeshuangjiaozhuadesiside。

songanranhenbudeyijiaotifeita。

keshizijinayouneimedadeliqi,cikedongdanbude,buyoudemadao:“nizheigelaoyaopo,nixiangzuoshenme?haibufangkaiwo?renmingguantiana!”

songlaotaiquewaizhezuiduitashuodao:“nigexiaomeiliangxinde,juranganmaninainaiwolaoyaopo,wokannishimeiwangfale,jintianwoyaosilannizheizhangzui!”

songanranjile,zhuaqizhuoshangdeyigereshuihubianhenhendizazaitadeshenshang。

suoxingreshuihulidoushiwenshui,fouzeneihulideshuicikequansachulaitangzaineisonglaotaidelianshang,haibugenkaishuitangfeizhuside?

“nizaibufangkaiwo,wojiubukeqile!”

shuowanzheihua,songanranyijingchaoqilezhuoshangdeyibajianzi,jianzisuirandun,danshirengjiushiyoushashanglide,songlaotaihedeyixiajiusongkaileshou。

sesefadoudeliezuimadao:“ninakaishuitangwodeshier,huilaiwogennimeiwan!nibushiyaoquzhaonidaboniangma?wodaoyaokankantahuibuhuibangnizheigexiaomeiliangxin!”

songanranlandelishenhoudefenglaotaipo,yizhenfengsidegenzheyuanzhudejiyipaodaoleyiqiangzhigededaboniangjia。

pojiudechunliantiezaiyoujitiaodafengdemenshang,songanranchezhesangzi,yonglipaimendahanzhe:“daboniangnizaima?woniangduziyouxieteng,haoxiangkuaiyaoshengle,niqujitakankanba!”

songlaotaiyefengyiyangdegenzaileshenhou,weiweitiaozhejiao,shenposideshenzhanglebozimadao:“nizheishiyaobatajiademenzapoma?zapolenijiayouqianxiumenma?nizheixiaomeiliangxinxiashoumeiqingmeizhongde,chezhenineiposangzihanbujiuxingle?hainashouzamen,nizaizamenwobanizheishoujiduole!”

songanrandongjingshifendeda,zhouweisiwujialinjudouyijingtanchutoulai,youdeduanzheshoulitoudebojiweileguolaizhouzhemeitoukanrenao。

songlaotaijiandajiadouweileguolai,gengshiyipiguzuozaidishang,chuizhedihanzhe:“aiya,zheigesunnva,gebozhouwangwaiguaile,gangcaiyaonajiandaochuosiwo,haiyongkaishuitangwoya!nimendajiahuokankanwozheiyishenbeitatangde,douchengshenmeyangle!wojinzaocaihuadezhuangya!doubeitayongkaishuijitangmeile!”

songlaotaideliqihesangyindouyuanshengyusonganran,yushisonganranzaizenmeyonglisihou,neishengyinyewanquanbeitagaileguoqu。

erqiesonganranyueshijianzhesangzishijingdehan,songlaotaiyueshimailidehou,lianggerenxiangshibisaiside。

songanranxinlitouzhidao,tashiguyide,yucitongshitayezhidaodaboniangkendingshiguyibuchulaide,zheimedadedongjingshilibahuangdouzhidaole,tajiusuanshuidegengesizhusideyegaizhidaoba!

xiangdaozheili,taerhuabushuojiuwangjiyizhongyoubianyiqiangzhigedelinlaotaijiaqule。