第一章

bingliangdeshuizhubizhidichaowolianshangpenlai,haibansuizheyixiefulanechoudeweidao。woyishimeiyoufanyingguolaibeicideyigejiling,tiaojianfanshexingsesuozhebishangyanshenshoudangzhe。erbianchuanlailedidixiaozhangdeyidexiaosheng:

「nikankanni,shalebajideyangzi。hahahaha。」

死痨鬼放我走了?

还是我被接回家了?

sixulixiangguoliaolandebaizhouyiyangluanqibazao。zhidaomuguangpiedaodidishouzhongdeneibashuiqiang,guoquneixiefenzatongkudejiyitianmanwozhenggenaohai,wozheicairumengchuxing:

不,我重生了。

danmianqiandedidibingmeiyouyinweiwodedailengertingxiadongzuo,yijiubutingdichaowoshenshangcizhezangshui。zhidaohoumianchuanlainainaidejiaohansheng:

「aiyo,dasunzi。zheidalengtiande,kebunengwanshui。wanyidongdaowomenguangzongkezenmeban。」

nainaiyangzhuangguaizuideyangzi,danshishensequemeiyoubanfennuyi。fanershiyilianciaididaizhedidijinwukaohuo,sihaobuzaiyibeidididiaopidaodancidehunshenshitoudewo,shenzhishixieyanbailewoyiyan,maleju:

「siyatou,chuzaizheiliganshenme,haibukuaiquxicai。yihuiguangzongbamajiuhuilaile。」

womeiyouhangsheng,chenmozhediandiantou。zhidaomusongzhezusunerrenjinleketing,caizhuanshendaozawufanghuanlejianganzaodeyifu。

zheiyangdetianqi,shitoudeyifuchuanzaishenshangpashihuiganmao。jialikendingshebudehuaqianjiwozhibing,wozijihaishiweiyuchoumoudehao。

shoubeijingshuijindeyouxiecigudeteng,wodunzaishuijingpangbianyibianxicaiyibianfupanzhezijishangbeizidebeicanrensheng。

didixihuanwanshuiqiang,daochuluanci。liandijiaodoubeitahuohaiguo,neilimianfangzhexieguodongdelarouheshucai。zangshuiyidanrunei,shiduzhouzenghuanjingfuchoudaozhimeijunzisheng。shucaihelaroudoufameideqiqibaba。

shangbeizi,bamadaizhedidihuilaiguonian,nainaiteyicongdijiaoliquchuazhihaodelarou。dansheichengxiang,shangmianzaoyiguomanleyicenghouhoudemeijun。

nainaishebudezheidahaodetuzhuroulangfei,shouzhiqingqingmoguolaroushangmiandemeijunbuxieyigu:

「zheiyouliangliangdelaroubujiushishangledianmei,nakaishuixiganjingjiuhaole。jiushinizheigepeiqianhuodajingxiaoguai,banirengledoubuhuibazheigelarourengle。」

shiwufameidexijungenbenbuhuiyinweikaishuizhuotangershiquhuoxing,zheishigaozhongshengwulaoshidoujiaoguowomende。wohaipajialirenchilezheifameidelarouchushi,biankaishirenzhenditongnainaijieshiqilai。

「nainai,zheimeijunkaishuishabuside。wozaikeshangxueguode,renchileshihuishengbingde。zuihaohaishireng......」

wodehuahaimeishuowan,nainaishenchushoupadeyibazhangzhijiejiangwodelianshanwai。chaozhewonumuershi,zhizhewodebizikaishitongmadao:

「nigejianpizi,buguoshinianlejinianshu。ganjiaoyuqiwolaile,zheimehaoderoudoujiaosuozheyaoreng。peiqianhuojiushipeiqianhuo。」

「wokannishipiziyangle,xiangzhezijibazheilarouliuxialaitouchiba!***!」

nainaiyueshuoyueshengqi,chaoqichufanglimianduizhedemuchaibiankaishichaowoshenshanghenhendaqu。yixiajieyixia,lidaojizhong。wobeidadechitong,zhihaodunzaidishangshuangshoushanduozhehuzhutou,kouzhonglianlianqiurao:

「wocuole,biedale。haoteng,nainaihaoteng。burengle,burengle。」

「haoteng,haoteng!burengle。shiwoshuocuohuale,nainai。wozaiyebuganle。」

jianwozheifukelianyang,nainaidehuocaixiaolexiaqu。youyuzaisan,wohaishifangxinbuxiajialirendeanwei,chenzhenainaichuqushajidegongfu,qiaoqiaodibafameidelaroujirengle。

danzhidaoshangbeizilinsizhiqian,wocaimingbai:

wodeyishixinruan,rengdebuzhishineikuaifameidelarou,haiyouzijidezheitiaoming。