zhengruguniansuoshuo，neigeyaoyanbingmeiyoudedaorenhechuli。
gunianmeiyouzuochuchengqing、meiyoukeyihewobaochijuli，yemeizairenhechangsuotizheijianshi。
dangran，jinpingneiyizhangchongmanqiaohexingdezhaopian，yegenbenshuomingbuleshenme，suoyimeiguoduojiu，zheigeyaoyandereduyejiujianjiandixiaosanle。
ziconggunianyiyebaohongzhihou，ziyuanjiuyuanyuanbuduandiyonglai，danduitalaishuodoubingbushishenmezhongyaodedongxi，bijingtabuqueqian。
dagaijiushikanzheyoushenmezijiganxingqude，jiutiaotiaojianjiandicanyuyixiajiegemener，quandangquwanerle。
zuijintaxinjieleyibuju，hetadaxibanyannanzhujiaodezhengshidanghongyanyuanbaijiayi。qishiguniandebenyishishiyanjulidenverde，dandaoyanhaoshuodaishuozuihouhaishirangtaqudanglenvyi。
houlaineixiezhaliedeshiqing，jiushiconggunianjiexiazheibujudenvzhukaishide。
baijiayibingbushiyigejinrugongzhongshiyeshijianhenzhangderen。huozheshuo，tazhiqiandoushigejijiwumingdetoumingren，houlaihuranxiangshiyoushenmeliliangzaibeihoutuidong，kaileguayiyangdibaohuoqilai。
wogenzhegunianqulepianchang，zhunbeijiexialaizheiduanshijiandemangliugongzuo。
zaizhuangzaofangmianwoyiqianxitongdiyanjiuxuexiguohenjiu，yincihejuzulidezhuangzaotuanduibiqilaiyebingbuluoxiafeng，gunianzheibianjibenshangjiushiwoyigerenjieshou。
congkaijineitiankaishi，wokanzhebaijiayi，jiuzongjuedeyouzhongshuobuchudeguaiyigan。
youshihouzaoshanghenzaojiuyaokaishigongzuo，baijiayijingranhuidaizheyihejingxinzhunbeidezaocanlaixianchang，ranhoutidaohuazhuangjianlifangdaogunianzhuoshang。
liangrengenbenburenshi，jiuliangunianyejuedemomingqimiao，tajujuelehaoduoci，baijiayihaishizhaodaibuwu。
「baixianshengdehaoyiwomenxinlingle，danshinianniandezaocanwomeitiandouhuizhunbei，bulaobaixianshengfeixin。」woduizhebaijiayiluchuyigelimaodeweixiao。
tayiweishenzhangdikanlewoyiyan，yiranwoxingwosu。
neishihouwojiujuedebutaiduijing。
zicongxinliyoulemouzhongcaixiangyihou，zongshihuizaigengduodedifangfaxianduanni。
biruwofaxian，zaipaixideshihoubaijiayijingchanghuiweizijihegunianjixingditianjiayixiejubenshangmeiyoudeqinmijiechu，huozhedaoyanhanwan「ka」zhihoutayiranlouzheguniandeyao，guolehaobantiandouchichidibufang。
zheibujuhaimeiyoubochu，dangeshigeyangdepianchanglutouyijingbianbulegedapingtai。erqiefachuqudezhaopiandouhenyoushenyi，zongshitiaozhebaijiayihegunianqinmijiechudezhaopianfa。yaomeshiqianshouyongbao，yaomeshigunianzhengduizhebaijiayiluchutiantiandeweixiao。
shuodeshi「yure」，danwozenmekandouxiangbaijiayizaibeihoukeyidichaozuo。
kexibaijiayihegunianzaiquanlidexingxiangdoufeichanghao，zheiyangdezhaopianfachuqubujinmeiyourenjuedeshibaijiayichaozuo，fanerkeshengkesidefensiyidapian，juhaimeizhengshikaibo，gubaicpderedudaoshixianqilaile。
ganggangpaiwandeshiyichangnannvzhujiaoyeliqianshouguangmiaohuidejuqing，zheiyitiaoyijingguole，erbaijiayihaiyiranmeiyousongshoudeyisi。ץʐ
wodingzhetajinjindilazheguniandeshou，gunianyezhengyoudianzhejidikanzhewo。
wohuranlengshengdikaikou：「baixiansheng，zheiyitiaoyijingguole，keyisongshoule。」
zheijuhuatuwudixiangqi，daizhejianci。chaneijian，suoyourendoukanxiangwo。
baijiayilengleyixia，ranhousongkaiguniandeshou，duitayixiao：「baoqianniannian，woganggangpaidetairuxile，douwanglesongshou。」
太入戏了？
wotiaoletiaomei，buzhikefou。