第1章 你要压死人啊

shanlianzheshan,cengcengdiedie。

shuiyizheshui,shijieyipianhunluan。

luqiuyeniezheshouzhongdeniqiu,juedezhendebushiyibandehunluan。

“qiuye,nizhendebeishuailea?”shiyidaoxingzailehuodeshengyin。lincuihuaxiezheyanqiaozheluqiuye,dacongxindiqiaobuqita。zheimeyigeyoufeiyouchou,youheiyouzhuangdeluqiuyemingmingyuchundaowukejiuyao,queshiyijiabeichongderen。

zhenbuzhidaojiuzheimeyigesiyatou,zenmehuiyouneimehaodeming!quancunlizuihaodenanrenjijiusijingrangentazhifuweihun,zhenzhenkelianneimejunmeideyizhanglianle。

lincuihuazheimeyixiang,gengtaoyanmanlianhengroudeluqiuyele。

luqiuyedizhetou,yiliandemangran。

ta......zenmejiu......bianchenglezheigemoyang?

zenmejiuconggeaotuyouzhidemoguimoteshencaibianchenglechenzhongpeipangdeshenqu?

zenmejiucongshirenchuipengzhedejueshidamingxingbianchenglebeirenshuaiderenwu?

“wogennishuohua,luqiuye,nishibushixiangsia!lianwoshuohuadoubulile!”

lincuihualenghengyisheng,liangsanbuzoudaoluqiuyedeshenqian,yibazhuazhuletadegebo。“nishuoshuo,jijiadeneigeshibushibanishuaile?tashibushijintiandaonimenjiatuihun?”

luqiuyeweiweizhouqimeitou。

shenmejijiade?shenmetuihun?zheigenvdeyoushishenmeren?

luqiuyemengbideshenselinglincuihuadeyilejifen,rucigengshikendingzheiluqiuyeyidingshibeishuaile!

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“heng!kanlaishimeicuodele!luqiuye,haihaoniyouyixiezizhizhiming,meiyouxiangzhebajijiusibazhanle。wokegaosuni,yaoshiwojigegedaonijiaqutuihun,nimenlujiabixujinkuaidayingcaishi。yebukankannishenmedexingni!zheimepang,haiyidianernenglidoumeiyou,genbenjiupeibushangjijiusi!renjiahaodaihaishizanmencunziliweiyidexiucaini!”

ruoshipingrideluqiuyetingdaozheihua,gujizaojiupushangqugenlincuihuakaisile。zhishicishidetaquebuyoudedalegelengjin。

zailincuihuaneibipozhedejiongjingzhong,tayiranzhengqingchulezijidechujingle。feipangdeshenzibushuyuyuanlaideta,zheimechenzhongdegebotuieryebushuyuta!

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luqiuyechedimingbailezaitadeshenshangdaodifashengleshenmeshi。

tashimaodiganleyihuichaoliu!tajinrulechuanyuezhedaliu,gengshigenyigejiaojijiusideshaoniandinglehun,xianrujinyouyinweiyuanzhushizaishiyuchun,mianlinzhebeituihundechujing。

luqiuyehueryouxietouyun,zheizeilaotian,taiaizhuonongrenleyoumuyou!

“luqiuye!luqiuye!wei!wogennishuohuade,nitingdaolemeiyou?”

“ni......nibiehundaoa!wei!nizheimepang,niyaoyasirena!”

xushiyinweiyanqiandelincuihuayouxiechao,yehuoxushizheiyichangchuanyuedeshijianshizaishitaiguoyu**,luqiuyejingranjiuzheimehundaole。

tahundaoledaoshibuyaojin,queshizhijiechaozheshenbiandelincuihuazheibiandaozhede,zhijiejiubalincuihuajizadaole......

huashuoneiyibailiushijindetizhonghuranhaowurenhejielididaoxiaqu,lincuihuachadianermeiyoutuxue!

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zhidaofujinyourenganguolai,jigerenyiqitaizhe,zheiyecaijiangluqiuyejitailehuiqu。

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“luqiuye,nixiangzhuangsi?wokegaosuni,meiyong!nishuoshuoni,diubudiuren?zheimedadenianjile,niyouzheimepang,yihouhainengyousheiyaoni?nimaliudijininiangwopaqilai!bujiushiyigenanreneryi,buyaojiubuyaole。dangchuwojiushuojijianeiyijiazirenbukaopu,jiujijiadeneiyiduixirenxuederenjing,nengshengchushenmeyangdeerzilai!”

“xianzaikanqilai,guoranbeinilaoniangwoshuozhongle!neiyangderenjia,nijiubugaiqiaoshang!shenmejijiusi,zhangdehaoyounengzenmeyang?hainengdangfanchibucheng?wonverqiuye,zhidezuihaode......”

luqiuyeconghunmizhongxingguolai,erbiantingdaodejiushizheiyangpoluosangzidasidahoudeshengyin,zhenshiyoucieryoukongbu,tingzhezheishengyin,tazhenggeshenzidougenzhedoulejidou。

shenshenxileyikouqi,tabuyoudezhangdalezui,erhouyoubileshangqu,youxiewunaiditanlekouqi,zhihouliandoubuyoudechouchuqilai。

zheishengyinbushibierende,shiluqiuyeqinniangde。rujinluqiuyeyijingjieshoulezheijushentidejiyi,rutongzijibianshizheigenvhaiziyiyang,tamentongmingtongxing,yeyishizhijianfenbuqingchuzheijiyidaodishizhenhaishijia。congluqiuyehunguoquzhihou,zheiyidaocucudejiaodajiedeshengyinjihujiumeiyoutingguo。yidaodaode,jiqicier,gujishisheitingledouhuijuedehenzhenhanba?

tashenxileyikouqi,dezuohaoyihuierbiaohandelumuchongjinlaidezhunbei。

luqiuyechaozhesizhoukanlekan,fangjiansizhoudoushituqiang。jialitoumeiyoujijianxiangyangdejiaju,zhichuleyizhangchuang,yigejuzizhiwaibiewuqita。putongnonghudechuang,quanshisizhoumeiyouzhedangdejiandanchuangjiazi,shangmianpuleyicengteng。fangshangyitiaoruzi,zaidashang:tiaowendechuangdaneryi。

wuzilibiedejiudoumeiyoule,zhangqimeiyoutongfeng,daozhisichusanfazhechaochaodefameideweidao。

zheiyifushiyouduojiumeiyouxiguole?

果然是又穷又懒!

luqiuyebuyoudetanlekouqi,tadaidaidikanzhezijisuoweidewoshi,zaixiangyixiangzijiyiqianshuiguodeliangmidachuang,shufudeliujiantao......sihuyaozuodeshiqinghaiyouhenduoa!

wanshangzhiqian,tabixuxianbafangjianjihaohaoshoushishoushi。haodaiderangzijiyougenenganwenshuijuededifangbushi?

yueshishuidebanbianshenzimale,luqiuyeqishendongledong,xianghuangezishi,caineimeyidong,erbianbianshicierdegazhigazhideshengyin......

tashenxiadechuangsihushichengdanbulezheiyangdezhongliang,shunjianjiufachulezheizhonglingtaxiufenyusideshengyin。

taiqipangdejihuqiaobujiangutoudeheizhuazi,luqiuyeyouzhongxiangyaoleibendeganjue。

tazenmemeiyoujinruyigehaoyidianerdenvhaizideshentini?

没错!

zheigeluqiuyebudanzhangdepang,jialitougengshiqiongdebuxing。huachidaolejidianbushuo,zhenggerenhaishichulemingdelan,erqiejiqitanchi,gengshihaozhanxiaobianyi。

tadaodishidaoleduodadexuemeicaihuichuandaolezheimeyigerendeshenshanga?

这简直是太要命了!