第3章
cishidejiangjia，yiqunhaochilanzuoderenduozaizijiwuli。
erjiangyutamendafang，quezaibutingdebeishihuanlaishihuanqudelaozuo。
jinjiezhe，ganggangtajindamendejiangyu，jiukandaozheiyimu。
linshizhengzaifenlidexigefanghuanxialaidechouyifu，erfangdezhangshishenmedoubugan，quezaiyipangzhishouhuajiao。
“dasao，zheishijinerganghuanxialaide，nikeyidingyaoqingdianxi，nongpolenikepeibuqi！”
kanzhezhangshiruciqifulinshi，jiangyuqidelunqishoulidelanzihenhendichaozhezhangshirengleguoqu。
haizaichixiaodezhangshimeiyourenhefangbeidebeilanzizagezhengzhe，yecaidiaochuguamantadeyishen。
分外狼狈！
fanyingguolaidezhangshishunjianzhuakuang。
“ershena，ninzheiyishenlvpeininjintianzheishenyifukezhenhaokan！”
yankanzhezhuakuangdezhangshipuguolai，jiangyusuishouchouchulaiyitiaomugun，huishouchaozhezhangshidaqu。
棍棍死手！
beitadadehunshenshishang，zhangshiyibazuozaidishangpaizhedatuiguikulanghaodao:“sharenle！dafangyaosharenle！xiaozaixingfakuang，youchulaikerenla，aiyoutengsilaoniangle！”
guikucanjiaodeshengyin,bawulidejianglaopoziyizhongrenyinlechulai。
“lao2jiade，nixiangsileshiba！laoniangwohaimeisini。dabaitiandekusangni！”
shuozhe,jianglaopozituoxiajiaoshangdexiezichaozhezhangshishanqu。
“niang！niang！niang！ninzenmedawoa，ninkanjiangyuneigexiao**bawodade！”
tayibianduozhejiangpozidedongzuo，yibianbahuoshuiyindaojiangyushenshang！
tingdaozheihuadejianglaopozidongzuoyijiang，huyidekanleyanzhangshi,hedezhangshiganjinluqixiuzijilaopozikan。
zhijianyitiaogeboshangqingqingzizi,laopoziyanshenyian。
“xiao**！fanlenile！jurangandongshoudaniershen！”
shuozhe，jianglaopozibashouzhongdechouxiechaozhejiangyujiurengleguoqu。
jianzhuang，jiangyutaishouyonggunzibafeilaidechouxiedafei，biziqueshunjianwendaoyigusuanshuang...
真臭！
silaoniangmenjibainianbuxijiaole，kuaibarenxunsile！
“nainai，quanninbieguolai，burankebieguaiwoshoulidegunzibuzhangyan！”
shuozhe，jiangyuhuilehuishoulidegunzichixiaodao。
“nigexiao**！nigandalaoniangshishi。”
laotaipobeijiangyuqidetuxue，suihoutakanxiangjianglao2jianglaosandao：“lao2laosannimenlianggeganjinjilaoniangenzhuzheigexiao**！，laoniangjintianfeiyaobatadasibuke！”
wensheng，jiangyuxinzhongwuyu。
zheilaotaiposhilaigaoxiaodeme？
nianci，tahuilehuishoulidegunzi：“niang。niquhoumian。”
shuozhe，tashenshoubalinshiladaozijishenhou，bimiandongqishouzhihouwushangdaota。
jinjiezhe，jiangyulenglengdekanleyanxushidaifadeerbosanbo。
biekantazaixiandaishijieshiwenwenrouroudegaoguan，qishigongsilisheiyebuzhidaotahaishitaiquandaoheidaini。
gentawandajia，henqingchujiunengkandaoxiachang！
suoyi，zheiqunbuzhisuoweidegudairen，jintiantajiurangtamenkankantadelihai。
nianci，jiangyuyijiaobachongshangqiandejianglao2tidaozaidi，yigehuixuantibajianglaosandexiabachuaituojiule。
“啊～”
suizheyishengcanjiao，zhijianjianglaosanfuzhexiabazhengzaidishangdagun~
“dafu！dafu！kuaiquzhaodafu！”
jiuzaizheishi，yuanzilibuzhishisheiaoleyisangzi。
zhongrenjimangshoumangjiaoluandefuqijianglaosanquzhaodafu。
ercishidejianglaopozihedebuganzaishuohua，shengpazheigexiao**dongshoudata。
jianzhuang，jiangyupailepaishou，lengxiaodekanxiangtadao:“nainai，zheiyangjieguonimanyibu？”
shuozhe，tayanshensaoshiyiquanhouhuidaojianglaopozishenshang：“nainai。ninlaoketinghaole，yuershiguimenguanzouguoyiquanderen，yinshaqitaizhonglianyanwangdoubuganshouderen，niquedingyaorewo？”
jinjiezhe，tabuzaiduokanyiyan，pailepaishou，fuqilinshi，suijikanxiangzhangshichanxiaodao：“ershen，sanshena~woniangnianjidalebunenglaolei…suoyi，sanshenzijilaixiyifu…”
“yuera，kuaifuniniangwuliqu。ershenbaolesuoyoujiawu...”
beijiangyunayishouzhenshe，lao2xifujianzhuangyeganjinbiaotai。
“wokemeibiliangweishenniangmen。”
cihuayichu，lianggezhoulinaganchusheng，zhinenglouchuyigebikuhainankandexiao。
jianzhuang，jiangyuwushideyueguotamenjinruwunei。
buzubangeshichen，zaidalicundelaohuaishuxia，yiqunbaguadelaoponiangmenweichengyiquanxingzhibobodeshuozhejiangyuzheicidedarenshijian。
ercishidejiangyucaibuguanbierenzenmeyiluntade。
tacuzhemeitoukanzhewunei，zheiliyouhunan，youchaoshi。
manwutouzheyinlengdeqifen，zuirangjiangyuwuyudeshichuangshangdebeiru，jianzhiburenzhishi。
nianci，tachenxiayanmoulvexiangyifan，naozilishenmeyishanerguo。
xiangqilejiangjinerwutouhaoxiangyouchuangxinbeiru！
gengxiangqiyuanzhushouguodeqifu。
zheigejiangjineryemeishaozaijianglaopozineierchuyaoezi，yiduzihuaishui，daozhiyuanzhushoulebushaoweiqu。
念此，姜玉勾唇。
“neime，jiuxiancongjiangjinerkaishiba..haha.”
taibuzouxiangjiangjinerdewunei，yutadewuneixiangbi，zheigewulihaolebuzhiyixingbandian。
jianzhuang，tabaozhexinbeirudandingdezouhuizijifangjian。
yanzhengzhengkanzhezheiyimudezhangshifeidouqizhale，henbudepushangqusilezheigexiao**，queyoushengshengdezhizhulejiaobu。
taxiangqileshoushangdezhangfu，zhinenganmajiangyuzaoriqusi！
erzaicunlidelingyibian，zhengzaijiliewuzuopiroufenlidejijingrenbuzhucumei，tadeerbianyizhichuanlaierdijiyuandesuisuinian。
nianjinshisuidexiaojiyuandebaguayinzibuyayucunlidefunvmen。
henduoshitabuyongchumendounengzhidaodeyiqingerchu。
zheibu，jiyuanyizhizaitaerduobianniantaojiangjiadaguniangjiangyuruhedebangdashubo，shoushinainai。
tiqijiangyu，tanaohailibuyoufuxianchuyigejiaoxiaodeshenying。
zaitadejiyilizheigunianghaoxiangconglaidoushiduozairenhouweiweisuosuode，dabuhaikoumabuhaizuideruanruoyang。
只是......
xiangqijinrizaishantoushangtoukantaxizaodenvzi，yifutianbupadibupademoyang。
tachunjiaogouqi，jixuzuozheshouzhongdegongzuo。
“有趣。有趣!”
nadaoxinbeirudejiangyuxinqinghenmeili，naozihuixiangzhezheiyitianfashengdeshiqing。
turannaozilishanguoyifumeirenchuyudehuamian。
“meixiangdaozheipianyuanshancunzhongjuranhuiyourucilengjundenanren，yaoshizaitaneigeshijielikendingnengbineixienanmingxinggenghuogengshouhuanying，neishencaineiliandanjianzhishihuangjinbili，wanmeidaojidiandenanren，mingmingkeyikaolianchifandenanren，rujinqueguodeyipinruxi。”
jiangyuweitagantandaomingyundebugong。
kexishengbufengshi，shengzailegudaia。
“zheigenanrenshiwoxihuandeleixing…”
势在必得…