第3章 真是极品啊!

gangjiangzheimianroushangjinger,laoguxubingjiuzhuaizhuaidezouguolai,yizaimenkuangzishang,shuangshoujiaochazhiyuxiongqian,shuo:

“ganjinzuoa,biexiangtouchi,buranburangnimenjiedichifan,esinimen。”

sanlanghaochongdong,meimeitingdaozheihuadeshihou,douhuiqishenfanbo,yiqiandexumiao,meimeiyudaozheigedeshihou,douhuiyazhizhuzijiadidi,buguojinri……

“laogunishuoshani?niyaoshibufangxin,jiunilaizuo,biezaineilibuzuofan,haitaotao,wodajiekeyoubingni,haishibeinibizhezhuangleqiangde!”

sanlangmengdizhanqishen,nuqichongchongdelaidaoxubingmianqian,sangmenshifendadehouzhe。

zheiyixia,haizhenshirangxujiadelaoyatouheleyitiao,tajinniancaishiwusui,zhibixumiaodayisui,suiranbisanlanggeergao,kedaoditashigeyatou,zaijiashangsanlangyiqiangentadiexueguoquanjiaogongfu,zhenyaoshidata,tayehaipa。

yiqianneigezhinvdouhuiyazhizheixiaozi,keshijinerjuran……

laohuashuodehao,shurenbushuzhen,xubingshuangshoufangxia,ranhouwangqianzouleyibu,dashengdishuo:

“haifanlenile,niyanlihaiyoumeiyouzhangbei,woshinilaogu,nibuzhidaoma?nihaiganrangwozuofan,sheijinidedanzi,nishuo”

xubingzheiyirangrang,dunshirangshangfanglidelvshibudandingle,neishitadelaoguniang,shitadeyanzhuzi,shouweiquzheigeshiqing,kebunenglundaozijiyatoudetoushang。

zheibu,xiayimiaoyuanziliyouchuanlai

“sanlangnishibushiyouqinigule?nigexiaowangbaduzi,juehoudeming,nijiwogunchuchufang,shaozaineilidaizhe,yigedaxiaohuozitiantianweizhezaotaizhuan,meichuxidehuo!”

xumiaohezhemian,tingzheneixiemarendehua,yezhenshijianshidaolezheigenainaideniuxzhichu?!

qinnainaimaqinsunnvguafuming,tahainenglijie,bijingzainongcun,zheiyatoudoushipeiqianhuo,yangdaleyedechumenzi,chenglebierenjiaderen。

kezheiqinsunzi,neikeshishishizaizaidexujiaren,juranmaqinsunzijuehouming?!

chuleyongjipinlaixingronglvshi,tahaizhenshixiangbudaoyongshalaixingrongle,guorantamensifangbushouchong,erqiehaishi“taorenyan”deneizhong。

xumiaojianchabuduole,qingpaisanlangdegebo,roushengdeshuo:“ganjinjilaogudaoqian,zheimedadehaizile,zahaineimebudongshierni?”

“sheiyongtadaoqian?juehouxiaozi!”xubingyouganjingerdemaleyiju,zhuanshenmaizhebuzihuileshangfang。

sanlangqideyaozhuishangqianqu,beixumiaoyibajilanxiale,chenzhezheihuiermeiren,lazhetalaidaozaotaiqian,bahehaodeyumimian,congzhongjiuleyikuai,saijintadeyifuli,ranhouxiaoshengdeshuo:

“nawuliqu,zhongwunimenyemeichibaoba,chenzhejialihaiyouhuo,tiejigebingzinimenxiandiandian。”

sanlangjianzhuang,nanyizhixindedengzheyanjingkanzhezijiadajie,youkanlekanyifuxiamiandeyumibingzi,bantiandoumeiyoudongdan。xumiaoweicuzhemeitou,tuileyixiata,zheicairangchayidesanlangxingguoshenlai,zhuanshen、paochulechufang。

xumiaokanzhexiaodidebeiying,weiweishangyangzhezuijiao,suiranhanhou、laoshileyixie,buguodaoyesuanshijiling,zhidaoganjinhuiwu。

yuanzhutuiqindeshiqing,yinggaishizhongwuneihuier,gujididi、meimeidoumeiyouchibao,youleneidianermian……

xiangdaozheier,xiaonizihaoxinqingdejixuhemian。

shouweiqushenmade,doushifuyun!zhiyaotamenjiedisirencongciebudaoduzi,neicaishiwangdao。

yaoshuoyuanlaidexumiao,haizhenshigoushizaide,zijizuofan,hainengrangzijieduzi,zheishiera,daonaerdoushuobutong。

yibianqiezhesuancai,yibianchizhesuancaixin,xinqinghaodehengqixiaoqulai。suancaixinzheigewanyizainongcun,neikesuanshixiaohaierdeyigelingshile,yiwanglaoguxubingzaizheideshihou,zheisuancaixindoushitade,keshijiner……

xumiaogangjiejuewansuancaixinmeiyihuier,xubingjiulaile,zhanzaimenkou,dalazhelianer,wen:

“sanlangni?youqunaeryele,zenmebuganhuo?”

“naibushirangsanlangbuzaichufangma,worangtahuiwule,laoguzhaotayoushierma?”xumiaohenshichengkendewenzhe,shouliyemeiyouxianzhe,jianghehaodemianjiuchuyikuai,yanzheguoyanertiebingzi。

xubingjiantaneiwugudeyangzi,xinlishifendebushuang,niutouzaidishangtulexiakoushui,fanzhebaiyan,shuo:

“pei,wozhaoneigeerliuzigansha,dengtadundalaozaishuoba。”

erliuzi,jiushixiaoliumang、dipideyisi,dundalaojiushixiandaidedunjianyu。

xumiaotingdaozheilianggeci,zhenzhenerdehuodaqilai,buguanzenmeshuo,qinguguyebunengneimezhoumaqinzhizi。keyanxiachuleren、meibiede,suoxingdalazhenaodai,laigeyanbujianweijing。

xubingyikanmenguadexumiao,henhendiyoufanlegebaiyan,shuo:

“ai,suancaixinerni?”

“剁了!”

huidadehenziran、henpinghe。

xubingyitingsuancaixinduole,dunshibuleyile,qiazheyao,gaoshengdahandao:

“sheirangniduole,sheijinidequanlirangniduolede?neigedongxishiwoyaochide,nibuzhidaoma?ni……”

balabaladeyidunxunchi,xumiaodaoyeshifendepeihe,jiuneimewugudezhanzaiyuandi,dalazhenaodaitingtachima。

buguozheixubingqiayaodedongzuo,haizhenshitingxianglvshide,guoranshiyouqimubiyouqinva!

“aiyaya,youchaoshayouchaosha!”zhuzaixixiangfangdedaboniangzhengshi,chongdanglaohaorendezouguolai,qinglazhexiaoguzidegebo,wen,“zadile,miaojieeryourenile?”

xubingyikandasaolaile,ganjinhuanshangyifukeliandemiankong,lazhezhengshidegebo,laihuideyaohuang,shuo:

“dasao,zheixiaotizibawoyaochidesuancaixinjiduole,pingrilitadou……”

xumiaodizhetou,yibiantingzhexubinggaozhuang,yibiantoutoudedaliangzhezheigedaboniang,yishenqingsebuyi,toufashudeyisibugou,wuguanhaisuanduanzheng,buguoshigexiaoyanjing。

yishuohua、yixiao,zuihenbudeliedaoergenziqu,liangenboziliangyangseer,yikanjiushicalefen。zheigechaodaihangfenkeshihenguide,buguorenjiacadeqi,bijingshixiucainiangzi。

zaizheixujia,yaoshuoyouchuxidejiushizheidafangdexuzhengjiang,cunerliweiyidexiucai。yaoshuoxujiazuibuchengcaide,yeshizheidaerzixuzhengjiang,jialihaochihaohedegongzhetamen,qiturangzheixiucailaoyeyaoshenyibian,chenggejurenlaoye。

kebuxiang,changniandehaochihaohedegongyang,zhijiebayuanbennengchengqihoudexuzhengjiangjiyangfule,bujinmeinianbingshizhongbunengdeyou,jiulianyizhizuodeguan,yebeirenjiajidingle,haizhenshi……meiminga!

“saozi,nikantaa,sanjiaodouchuaibuchuyigepilai,wo,wo……”

“haolahaola,zou,shangsaozineiqu,nidazhizihuilaile,nalebushaogaodian,niqusaozineibian,zanmen……”

gusaoerrenbianshuobianzou,gangganghaichaonaobutingdechufang,dunshianjinglexialai。xumiaozhangzhangdesongleyikouqi,jixuqiezhetadesuancai。zaotanglidehuo,“pipipapa”dezuoxiang。

xumiaoshoulimangzhe,naoziliyemeixianzhe,zaiyuanzhudejiyili,meidangxubingzhaochadeshihou,neigezhengshidouhuiguolaishanggangshangxiande,keshijinerzheimefanchang,haizhenshirangtayouxieshouchongruojing。

neiqitasanfang,doushiwulibuqizaoderen,jinrizheizhengshinengtitashuohua,zaijiashangyuanzhuganggangbeituiqin,kendingshimeianshenmehaoxin,yihouhaixuxiaoxincaishi……