“gegedaizhedidichuqujianchaihele。”xuyalaoshideshuozhe。tianerlengle，xuyayoushinvhaizi，sanlangxintengmeimei，rangqizaijiayeshizhengchang。
xumiaolejiedediandiantou，xinlizhuomozhewanshangzainadianershenmehuifang，zheijitiandeshijian，tamenjiedijirenzongsuanshibuaiele，suiranfanzhuoshangrengjiujidebuduo，buguohaozaitamenkeyiwanshangzhaobu。
dafangjiadedaerzixuhanyang，qianduanshijiancongzhenshanghuilai，daihuilaibushaoxilianggenbaitang，suirandoushikedingkemaodedongxi，buguoxumiaohenjian，buduona，yongbaimiangenyumimianliangchan，zaifangyidianbaitang，jididi、meimeimenzuoxiaoye。
doushengqulechixiancai，kanzhejigexiaojiahuochidexiangtiandeyangzi，tazheixinlimeilaiyoudemanzu。suiranzhouhua、shaojimeiyoutamendefener，buguozheixiliangtamenchilebushao。
jieliangyiqizuohuoji，daoxiandebuneimewuliao，youshuoyouxiaodehenshiqieyi。dafangjiadelaoguinvxufang，buzhidaoshenmeshihouconghouyuanguolai。
kanzhedunzheneilihezhushidejieerliang，qingmiedepiexiazui，youqishikanjiantamenxiaodeshihou，gengshiguyichongguoquzhuangleyixiaxuya。
jieliangdoumaitoumangzheshoulidehuoer，genbenmeiyoufaxianhoumianlaileren，zaijiashangxuyashouxiao，xufangneiyigemengliezhuangji，zhijiebaxuyazhuangdewanghouyidao，zuozailedishang。
“哎哟”
xumiaokandezhenqie，zijiaxiaomeizuodezheiyixia，keshidundeshihui，xintengdeganjinfangxiashoulidehuoer，fuzheyaerqishen，qingshengdewen：
“zenmeyang？tenglema？”
“bu……buteng！”xuyayanhanzhelei，qingqingdeyaotou。
qisuidexiaoyatouyijingdongshier，zhidaobunengrangdajieweiletazheji，dangrangengzhongyaodeshi，beifangjieerqifule，neijiushijiuqifule，sheiyebunengjitachengyao。
zaikanlingyibiandeyiyangyangdexufang，zhengyangzhetou，yipaiweiwoduzundejiashi，xumiaoshifendeshengqi，yemeiduoxiang，zhijieshangqujiuchuailetaxiaofuyixia。
zaixiandaishehuidaijiule，xumiaoziranshizhangwonvrendazhangdeyaoling：
jiutoufa、chuaixiaofu、shangshounaolian。
zheisangebiqilai，jiuchuaixiaofutaxihuan。hentengbushuo，haitebiedeyouyong，zhishaozaitaxiacilaidayimadeshihou，nengtengsizheigexiaotizi。
xufangmeixiangdaoxumiaohuihaishou，wuzhexiaofu，zhandouzheyongshouzhizheta，nanyixiangxindedengzheyanjingshuo：
“xumiao，ni……nigandawo？”
噗
这话还真是可笑！
xumiaofanlegebaiyan，qingchezuijiao，shuodao：“wodanizenmele？niqianda！”
“xumiao，nifengle？！”xufangmeiyouliaodaohuibeidui，yixiangnilaishunshoudebaozijiemei，jinershizhuangxielema？
“wofengle？chounineidexing，fengyatou！”xumiaoqingmiedebaileyiyan，huranxiangqishenmeyibanyoudao，
“yaerzaizheilaoshidebangmangaozhushi，nibuganhuohaipaolaidaoluan，guyizhuangdaoyaer，wozuojiejiede，bunengjiaoxunnima？daboshixiucai，tajiushizheimejiaoyunide？”
shengyinbuxiao，zaijiashangxumiaoshiguyidashengrangrangde，meiyihuier，shangfangshifenhaoxinerdexubingjiuchulaile，jiezhexixiangfangdedaboniangzhengshi，daizhedanverxuyingyechulaile。
xubingyanjian，chulaijiukanjianxufangwuzhexiaofu，bianbuyoufenshuodeshangqianjiukaishimaxumiaojiemei，huayunantingchengdu，kexiangerzhi。
zhengshichulaikanjianguinvkule，gengshizhijieshangqian，yangshoujiuyaodaxumiao。xuyajianzhuang，“wa”deyishengkule。
xiaoyatoukudesixinliefei，rangyuanbendasuanchushoudikangdexumiao，ganjinzhuanguoshen，baxiaomeilouzaihuaili，zheiyibeiguoshenqu，zhenghaojilezhengshijihui，pitougailiandeyidunpai，yipangdexuyingyezouguolaibangmang。
zheiniangliangshouhei，xumiaoyoubugandong，bijinghuailishixuya，tayigerenaida，zongbilianggerenaidayaoqiang，xiangdaozheier，xiaoniziyaozheya，buhangyisheng，zhidaowulichuanlaixulaoyezideyishenghechi
“douganshenmewanyini，xianzhele？”
zheiyijuhua，zhongyusuanshijiulexumiaojiemei，xubingjianqindieshuohuale，ganjinxianhuilewu，zhengshiyedaizheguinvtingleshou，fanlegeyanpi，niangliangfuzhexufangmaibujinwu，qiangxianyibugaozhuangshuo：
“die，niangnimenkeyaojifangjieerzuozhu，zheimiaojieeryetaihenxinleba，juran……juranzhaozhefangjiededuzi，henhendichuaileyijiao，tamenkeshiqinzimeia！”
laotaitailvshiyitingzheihua，dunshijiuzhalemiaole，lishengchimadao：
“haoyigehenxindexiaotizia，juranhaiganwanyinsundele？sheijitadedanzi？wangbawanyier……”
huahaimeishuohua，xumiaojiulangbeidelazhexuyajinleshangfang，linjinlaizhiqian，guyibatoufanongluan，yifunongdezhouzhoubaba。
jindaoliwu，yijuhuadoumeishuo，zhijiedaizhexuya，“putong”yishengguizaidishang，yanleijiuneimesusudeliuzhe。
zuozailaotaitaideshenbiandexubing，zuikanbushangdejiushixumiaozheigeyangzi，yaolunzhangxiangtajueduizaixumiaozhishang，kemeidangxumiaoluchuzheiyangkeliandemoyangshi，tadoujuedezheiyatoushiguyizuozuo，laiqiangzijidefengtou。
fanlegeyanpi，qingmiedishuo：“heng，baizheimekeliandeyangzizuojisheikanni？changbeiyang！”
changbei，xiaobajiazisuyu，leisixiaochangfudeyisi，marendehua。
xumiaotingzheihuajiugenmeitingdaoyiban，buguoyipangdexulaoyezijiubutongle，shoulizhenghaonazhedayandai，yitinglaoguinvshuolezheihua，zhijieyangqiyandaiganzijiuyaodaren……
lvshiganjinshenshouhuzhuyijinghekudelaoguinv，zhoumeitoudeshuo：
“niyaoganshaani，haiziyoumeidaren。”
zheibujieshihaihao，yijieshidaoshilaoyeziqibudayichulaile，numuyuanzheng、chuanzhecuqishuo：
“nijiuguanzheba，yigemeijiarendeguniangjia，shuozijidezhinvchangbeiyang，niganquzheiyangdeerxifuma，a？”
yijuhuahouwan，rangyuanbenlizhiqizhuangdelvshi，xinliyigejiling，tashiguanzheguinv，kebudaibiaoshenmedouguanzhe，youqishizainverchumenzizheishiershang。
xiangdaozheier，laotaitaiweiweicumeitou，zhangkouyexiangyaoshuluoguinvjiju。yipangdezhengshikanjianzheiyimu，ganjinlouzhexufang，dakuzheshuo：
“niang，fangjieerzheikeshishangleduzia，rihouchumenzi，nengbunengshengyangsheizhidaoa，wokumingdehaizia，nizenmejiu……wuwu……wuwuwu……”
biekanzhengshikukutiti，keyidiandoubudanwutashuohua，balabalade，shuoleyidaduizhouzijiguinvdehua，xumiaotingzheneixie，xinlishifendemingbai，zheidafangdeerxifu，shidasuancaiyongyuhuidezhanshu，jitilaotaitaijiewei，youranglaotaitaifazuoziji，yijuliangde，haojingxidexinsi。
ruoshiqitianzhiqian，takendingshihaipade，buguoxianzai……
哼哼，让你们嘚瑟！
“……niang，zheikaichuneryingjieerjiuyaochumenzile，neidingjiazaixianlikeshiyoutouyouliande，renjiazaojiufanghuale，shuoyihoujializheixiegenvwa，doujizhaoshanghaoderenjia，kewofangjieer，wuwu……wuwuwu……”