qiwangqijibaihuaididajiyutingtang，quefaxianyijingbeitalahei，xiongkouzhenzhenqifu。
haohaohao，tabiekuzhehuilaiqiutafuhe！
yutingtangbujinmeiku，haiyouxianqingyizhifulebanjiemianmo，xialouquchufangzhaochide。
kandaoshoujishoudaojiemuzufalaideduanxin，tatingxiadiankai。
tameizhuyidao，waimianyoujiaobushengkaojin。
yuqizhougangcongyiyuanjianchawanhuilai，beibangtaijiushenshangsuantong，mantuntundiwangchufangzou。
pakaidengbeiguanjiafaxian，kandaotashenshangdeshangyaoduowen，tajiumeikai，zoujinbingxiang。
huran，yuqizhoufaxiannalibudui。
tayiniutou，hebingxiangpangbiansanfazheyouyoulvguangdebanzhanglianduishang。
yutingtangtingjiandongjingtaitou，hetasimuxiangdui。
taetouyoushangkou，mianmozhifulexiabanzhanglian。
heidongdongdeyanjing，lvyingyingdebizi，weizhangdexuependakou……
jiuzheimepiaozaibankong，yishangyixia。
鱼栖舟：！！！
“ao——！！！！！”
yutingtangbeitadesangmenheleyitiao，limadiudiaoshouji，duizhepangbianqiangbisousouyigehouzishangshu。
yuqizhouzhuanshentaopao，queshuaidaozaidi，shoujiaobingyongyinanniuqupaxing。
beiguanjiatingdaojianjiaoshengcongcongganlai，“chushenmeshile？！”
“pa”deyishengdengdakai。
beiguanjiakanzhepadaobingxiangdingshangdunzhedemalou，hedishangdachuliuhuadesizudongwu，lenghanzhiliu。
“da**，sanshaoye，nimen……haihaoma？”
yutingtangzhizhemandiluanpadeyuqizhou：“sanshaoye？”
yuqizhouhuiguoshenlai，tongyangyilianzhenjing：“da**？！”
“tajiushiwoneigebabainianqiandunrukongmenzuijincaihaisuxiashanderenchengjingquannigujiejie？？”
鱼听棠：？
tabuleyile，“fangpi！gunainaizhudedaoguan，zenmeyegaishijingquandaozhang！”
yuqizhou：“woguannishishenme！niganggangguyidunneierhewo？？”
yutingtang：“fangpi！sheirangnibukaidenghaiguiguisuisui！erqiebeiguanjiayaoshibushuo，wodoubuzhidaonidiemashengsantaile！”
“nizenmedongbudongjiufangpi！nvhaizishuoshenmezanghua！”
“nidongshenme，zanghuabushuochukourongyiyujieyuxin，buliyufeisheng！”
“你……”
yankanliangjieditouyihuijianmianjiuyaosiqilai，beiguanjiaganjinshangqianquanhe：“da**，suanlesuanle，jiudangbeigouyaole。”
“sanshaoye，suanlesuanle，jiudangjilaonugemianzi。”
鱼栖舟：？
鱼听棠：哼。
wufenzhonghou，liangjiedizuozaicanzhuoqian，mianqianyifenxiaodangao，kaishihuitan。
“nijiaoshaminglaizhe？”yutingtangyishaobangedangaosaizuili，zhijiewen。
“yuqizhou。”yuqizhoudingzhetabantian，shizaimeirenzhu：“nijiufeidedingzhezheizhanglvjurenyiyangdemianmochidongxi？？”
yutingtang：“shikuaiqianyizhang，caifushifenzhong，duobuhuasuan。”
“shikuaiqiandemianmoniyeganshanglian？”yuqizhouyilianxianqi。
yutingtangdehuidashijixuwayidashaodangao，zhangzuijingtun。
鱼栖舟嘴角抽抽。
zheigeculukepadelvnvwujuranshitaqinjiejie。
老天爷一定在玩他。
“duile，sheigennishuowobabainianqiandunrukongmende？”yutingtangwen。
“你爸妈。”
“nibama。”yutingtangbuman，“hezhetamenlianwozainaeryangbingdoujiwangle？”
yuqizhousongsongjian，“sheizhidao。”
jiutaganggangneigedongrupohoudeshenshou，nalixiangyoubingderen？
yutingtangmingbaile，zheiyeshigediebutengmabuaide。
bijingyujiashihaomenlichulemingdesanzhuangjiating。
fumuzinv，geguogede。
不过……
yutingtangjidezaiyuanshuli，yuqizhouzaodaoyujiachoujiabangjia，elejitianjiyechadianhuohuoesi，ranhouyishuibuxing。
yincitadexifenbusuanduo。
tajidetachushideshijian，hetabeiyujiaduanjueguanxideshijianyiyang。
ketazheikanzheyebuxiangyoushideyangzi，nandaojuqingbugle？
haiyou，tazenmeyuekantazheizhanglianyueyanshu？
yuqizhouhetayouxiangtongkanfa。
zheigenvwudelian，tashibushizainaerjianguo？
在哪儿来着？
jiediliangxiangshiyiyan，meiliangmiao，tongshixianqidinuokaimuguang。
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yuqizhouhuidaofangli，jijingjirenquletongdianhua。
dezhimuhouzhushiyijingluowang，tayandifuqilengyi：“woyaotamenhouhuilaidaozheigeshishang，yibeizitaobuchuneigediyu。”
“haiyoudangshijiulewodeneigenvsheng，yidingyaozhaodaota，woxiangdangmianxiangtazhixie……zhiqianjiedezongyi？xianqingliangtianjia，dengwoyanghaoshentizaishuo。”
gualedianhua，yuqizhouanzhehaizaichoutengdeweibu，liansefanbai。
jiedeganjueshihenkepade。
yuqizhouhaobuhuaiyi，ruguodangshimeiyouneiwanbaizhou，tahuizhezaineili。
再也醒不过来。
huranxiangqishenme，tacongzhuoshangnalejihesirendingzhimianmo，chumenzouxiangyutingtangfangjian。
“wei，wozheixiemianmodoukuaidaoqile，fangzheyeshifangzhe，jiudangbianyinile。”
tabushiguanxinzheigenvwu，zhishibuxiangzaikandaotaneizhanglvsejiguanglian。
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cirishangwu，《lianaiburuzhongdi》zhunshikaibo。
zheishishixiazuiremendezongyi，duzuo“lianzong”，xiezuo“zhongdi”。
baweijiabinjiangtongguowanchengjiemuzufafangrenwudexingshihuodejiangli，jiangu“lianaihelaozuo”detongshi，haiyaobaochiwanmeidexingxiang，zengjiameilixishu。
jiandanlaishuo，jiushigangchuwanbamudi，yeyaobaochiyouya，buluofengdu！
wangyouzhihuzhenbiantai，wohaoai！
直播间弹幕：
【changguidelianzongguranmeihao，kejixingdelianzonggengrangrenxinyangnannai！】
【nengbunengbaneigemeibyingzhuangdemaopaida**huandiao，sheiyaokantaa，yiweikaozhetongyangdexingshijiuzhendenengfeishangzhitou？】
【womenqingqingkeshisuimuxinge～sheikanlebushuoyishengtacaishihaomenzhengongzhu】
【siyuhaidewojiagegezhanghaobeifengdaoxiaxiabeizi，taganlutouzhijiemiaoleha】
danmudoushiqiwangdefensizaimayutingtang，henbudebatacuoguyanghui。
yucitongshi，jiemuzufenpaidesheyingshididageweijiabinjiali。
heifenyongjinyutingtangdezhibojian，nushuajibaitiao“maopaida**gunchuyulequan”！
xiayimiao，jingtouqianchuxianyitiaokuanchangzhengjiedebaishilu，liangpanglvzhidiaosujiaoxianghuiying，zuoluozaizuiqianfangdeheisebieshuweiezhuangguan。
menkouzhanzheliangpainvyongbaobiao，jintouchuzoulaiyidaorenying。
tamenqiqixingli：“da**yilushunfeng！”
ketinglideyuqizhoujianle，zhizhezheizhenzhangwenbeiguanjia：“womenjiashenmeshihouyeliuxingzheizhongfengjianlaoyitaole？？”
tayiqianzenmemeizheidaiyu？
beiguanjiahanxuyixiao：“ershaoyefenfude，jintiangangyou。”