第3章 狗哥

neiyinggaishizhaoyujianguozuilangbeidechengliguniang。

yuanyuankanqu,nvhaitoufashidadade,kutuishangquanshinidianzi,shenshangnishuibianbu,yinggaishishuaile。tazuichunbeishaideganlie,lianseyeshifennankan。

shenbianwudasancudehanzimenxiaoqilai。

“xiangzidouneimeqipai,daxiaojiezajiuzheigeyangziyo。”

dutianminzui,renzhulexiao,xinliweishisongkouqi。

chenxiaolizoulesangexiaoshishanlu,haishuaileyijiao,jianzhijuewangdaomeipiqi。haoburongyijinlecunzi,zhongrenkanhoueryibandeyanshen,rangtanaohuoyounankan。

cunzhangjiaerniueryaozhezhitou,wenta:“nijiushijidaxiaojiema?”

chenxiaolihuikaita:“gunkai,wobushi。”jidainingneigejiaoqizuojing,zaihoutourangzhangyongfengjitahuanxiezini。

tingtajiangbushi,erniuersongsongjian,chenzhangbozijixuyanbabawanghoukan。

henkuai,takandaolediehegezuiliniantaoleliangtiandedaxiaojie。

erniuerdengdayanjing,zhangzhezuiba。

shaonvchuanzheyishenfeisequnzi,haizaojuanfachuiluo,qunzizhangdudaoxiaotui,taneishuangxiebuzhidaozenmezuode,zhiditouliang,limianqianzheshanbeizhuangshi,xiedijingranningguchenglansehushuimoyang。

nvhaizijiaoxiaoqiaolinglong,zujianyingfen,jianzheimeduorenkanta,tapiantouzhayanyixiao。

erniuerhonglelian,duozaigeshenhou。

taxiaoshengdao:“ge,tahaopiaoliang。”

erniuergegelizhuangbozidoushihongde,tabenlaiyiweidianshijilinvmingxinggouhaokanle,meixiangdaotianwaiyoutian。

dainingchengzhexiaba,zhaojiuzuozaiyizishang。

zheihuitaiyizidebuzaishicunmin,ershiyeyedebaobiao。

tashijiaoqidejidaining,buguanzhonglaijihuidoushi,poluodexiaocunzimeiyoushuinilu,tabuhuiweiquziji。

zhangyongfengzaijicunlidehaizimenfatang。

dainingsiyousuojue,taimouwangtianbianyiwang,kanjianshushuangjingyandeyan。

takanjianzheiyiniancungudabande“jitian”,haiyoushibasuidezhaoyu。dainingyouzhongmochushoujibatamenluopoyangpaixialaidechongdong,haozaitajidezijishilaiganshenmede,takan“jitian”jiyan,youbamuguangluozaizhaoyushenshang。

“tamenjiaoshenme?”tawencunzhang。

cunzhangmiyanyikan:“nvwazishiduguafujiadetianniuer,nanwashilaozhaojiadegouwa,damingjiao……”

lizhuangwenyan,lianmangdao:“die,zhaoyu。”

“哦哦对,赵屿。”

噗!

tianniuer!gouwa!gouwa?

jinguanzaoyouzhunbei,shanlirenjuedejianminghaoyanghuo,keshidainingyijiumeixiangdaoneigeshunianhoufanshouweiyunfushouweiyudezhaoyu,zheiyinianrucijiediqi。

dainingxinlibaoxiao,renzhumeizaikan“gouwa”,zhihuizhangyongfengtamenjizijibandongxi。

tianlidezhaoyuzhiqiyao,houzhihoujuemingbai,zheiweicaishirangcunzichuandefeifeiyangyangdedaxiaojie。

shaonvmeilijingzhi,zhiyuanyuangaogaozaishangkantayiyan,jiushouhuilemuguang。

zhaoyukanzhetapiaoliangdeyiqun,youdimoukankanzijizhanmanshinidexiaotui。

duzijiaoleliangshengcuicuta,zhaoyushouhuimuguang,jixuganhuo。

tiangengbiandedutian,shouqiaoqiaowojinqunzi,buzhidaoweishenme,taxinlibutaishufu。

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dainingzaojiuzhidaoqiongshanpirangtiaojiancha,keshimeixiangdaozheimecha。

canguanwancunzili“zuihaode”fangzi,taxiaolianzhoubabade,yidianeryebukaixin。

xinghuacundecunzhangjiaoliaiguo,jialiyoucunliweiyideliangcengpingfang,shinianqianxiuhaojidaerzilizhuangjianglaiquxifuyongde。

xiangxiarenshebudezhude“hao”fangzi,zaidainingkanlai,meiyouyidianerkequzhichu,lianjijiabieshudeweishengjiandoubibushang。

napashuinidibanshangpuhaotanzi,chuanglianhedachuangyehuanle,dainingdongdongbizi,xianqidao:“shenmeweier,haochou。”

zhangyongfengwunaidao:“daxiaojie,nongcunrenyangzhu……”

dainingtuikaichuanghu,guorankanjiancunzhangjiahouyuanerzhalanlijitoudazhuheshushizhixiaozhuzigonglaigongqu。

napaqianshicansi,dainingyemeizaixianshijianguohuozhu。

tamenshicunzhangjiade“baobei”,dainingchuyufengkou,neiguweierpiaoguolai,bidushemengshouhaiyaorangrennanren。

tayishuangmaoyandengyuan,banshangshuobuchuhua。

qianshuyoudianerxiangxiao,tashuo:“daxiaojie,nijiubugailaizheiyangdedifang,cunzhangjiatiaojianshizuihaode,ruguonihouhui,womenhuiquba。”

“buxing,buhuiqu。”dainingguanshangchuang,“wandianwowenwen,kannajiabuyangzhu。”

qianshunazheigexiaomonvmeibanfa,tadiantou:“daxiaojieebue,woqurangrenzuofan。”

“kuaiqukuaiqu。”dainingdaozaizijidailaidechuangshang,yongzhentouwuzhuzijierduo,shengwukelian。

外面猪叫声凄切。

她一定要换个房子!

zhongwuchifanshi,luguoliaiguojiaderenquanbutantoutannao。

“cunzhang,nijiachishani?zheimexiang。”

liaiguopengzhehongtiaoganfan,zuomenjianershang,yewanglikan,neiguxiangweiergouren,liaiguoxiliuyixiakoushui:“jixiaojietamenzaichifan,wobuzhidao。”

lijiarenkanlai,jixiaojiezheipaitou,shuoshihuangdichuxingyebuweiguo。

tadaileyigeguanjia、lianggechuzi、sigebaobiao,qichuhaiyoubagebanyungong,xianzaibanyungongzoule。chenglidechuzizuofankezhenxiang!yebuzhidaodaxiaojiechideshenmehaodongxi,liaiguoxiangzhe,zaikanwanlideganfansuoranwuwei。

erniuerchandebuxing,yizhizhangwang,ketadanzibuda,buganguoqu。

zhangyongfengchulaidao:“xiaopengyouyiqiguolaichiba。”

erniuerhuitoukantaniang,tanianglianlianbaishoudao:“suanle,erniuerbudongshi,wanyichongzhuanglejixiaojie……”

zhangyongfengluchuyikoudabaiya:“meiguanxi,daxiaojieyoushiwen。”

lierniugenzhezhangyongfengjinlai,zuozaizhuozishang,tamuguangyixiabeizhuoshangdecaixiyin。xiaoxiaodelierniugenbenmeifayikaiyan,tajiaguoniandoumeiyouzheimeduocai!

bushuoyuanchudeshilaidaoroucaiheguopan,baizaixiaonvhaimianqiandecai,jiaozuoguihuadan,yansejinhuang,xiangqidaizhetiannuo,yongjidan、dianfen、baitangjiashuijiaoyunchaocheng。

dainingshuo:“biekanzhe,chi!”

lierniuzaiyerenbuzhu,yongkuaizijiayigefangzuili。tazuibazhanggugude,biaoqinghenqimiao,ranhouzhuanbianweijingxi。

黛宁看得一乐。

tadengxiaonvwachidechabuduo,ranhouwenta:“xiaomeimei,nimencunnajiarenbuyangzhu?”

qianshumeixiangdaodaxiaojiehaidianjizheijianshi,pokuxiaobude。

lierniuyanzhongmangranpianke,bumingbaidaxiaojieweishenmewenzheizhongwenti,tadao:“dajiadouyangzhu。”

dunledun,taxiangqishenmeside。

“gougegejialibuyangzhu,tajiazhuqianliangnianmailejitadiekanbing,xianzaizhuquankongzheni,pinggegeyaoshangxue,tajiameirenkanzhucao。”

dainingchengzhexiaba,juedeershu:“nigougegejiao……”

lierniuzuijiaozhanzhemili,hanhushuo:“gougegejiaozhaoyu。”

黛宁:……

takankanyiwuziren,xiangdaoruguobujianshinannvzhu,tamenyoujinzhanzijiyebuzhidao。tabijingshilaihuairenyinyuan,haishikanzhedianerhao。

weileyuanlicunzilidezhu,dainingrentongdao:“qianshu,woyaoquzhaojiazhu。”

钱叔好头疼。

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zhaoyubaliandaofangxia,youzaiyuanzichongganjingjiaodibandeni,zheicaizoujinwuzi。

tangwuli,liusuidexiaonvwazhaoananzaibaiwankuai。

tasuiranliusuile,keshishouxiao,xiangzhixiaohouzi,yidianeryemeiyouxiaonvwadeyuanrun**,pingshijialidejidoushitazaiwei。

zhaoyumomomeimeinaodai:“anan,dieniangchilemei?”

zhaoananshuo:“dagenihuilaila,womenzaidengni,ergezaiweidieniang。”

tarensuixiao,queshifendongshi。

“dagenikuaizuo,woquhanerge。”

赵屿道:“我去。”

tazoujindieniangwuzi,kongqizhongyiguyaoweier,haiyounanwendemeiwei。jiubeizixia,youyishuangzhongnianfufu,nanrentangzhe,kouyanwaixie,nvrenyouqiwulikaozuozaichuangtou。

pinqionghejibing,rangtamenkanqilailaotailongzhong。

chuangbianyigeshaonianzainaixinjitamenweifan。

zhaoyushuo:“xiaoping,wolaiba。”

zhaopingjinnianshiersui,jiangegehuilaile,tahengaoxing:“ge,buyong,woweiwanle。”

shuobataliangqiwanjizhaoyukan,guorankongde。

zhaomuwenzhangzi:“leibulei?”

zhaoyuwanqichun:“bulei,niang。”

zhaomushifenkuijiu,zheiyijialaodelao,xiaodexiao,quanbubianchengzhaoyushenshangdedanzi,bacaizhangchengdenanrenjianbangyawan。

tarenzhuyanleihexinteng,dao:“nihedidimeimeiquchifanba。”

zhaoyuyinglesheng,naguoyipangdewan,hezhaopingyiqichuqu。

xiongmeisanrenzuozaifanzhuoshang。

zhuoshangzhiyousanwanganfanheyidiezhacai。

chenmochifanjian,zhaopingturandao:“ge,wotingshuocunliyourenjidaxiaojiebandongxi,deleyiqianbani!”

zhaoyukuaizidunzhu,taimoukanta。

zhaopingshuo:“woshiersuile,youliqi,woyexiangqushishi。”

zhaoyuyaotou,yuqipingjing:“buxu。”

zhaopingzhanghonglelian,daodibuganfanbotage,meihangsheng。zhaoyukanyiyanxiaomei:“anan,kanzhenierge,buxutaqu。”

赵安安点头。

fanhouzhaoyuyouxiatianqu,tayigerendebaozhengwugerendekouliang,weiyiqingxingdeshijinnianshouchengbucuo。

zhaoananzaiyuanziliweiji。

zhaopingkankanxiaomei,wuziwangwaizou。

zhaoanancuishengshengdao:“erge!”

zhaopingshuo:“anannixiaoshengdian!bieranggezhidaole,wojiushiqukankan。”

talaguoxiaomei,youhongdao:“nixiangbuxianggebuneimelei?”

赵安安点头。

“ergequbangdaxiaojiebandongxi,buhuichushi,fangxinba。dengergezhuandaoqian,dagejiubuhuineimeleile,tashoushangyitiaoxuekou,nikanzhenanguoma?”

赵安安犹豫起来。

“jiuzheiyang,nikanhaodieniang。”zhaopingyiliuyanpaole。

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xiawubaguachuankai,renrendouzhidaodaxiaojiechushoudafang。

zheixiameiqudehouhuidebuxing,tingshuodaxiaojiehaiyouxinglizaishanwai,douqiangzheyaoqu。

dainingkezheguazier,zhanzaierloukan。

renqunli,yigeshiyiersuideshaonian,tagebotuishouxiao,renyeai,tiaozhedainingdedongxi,jiannanchuansuozairenqun。

黛宁认识他。

ruguomeijicuodehua,tashizhaoyudedidi,jiaozhaoping。xianzaidezhaopingyouheiyoushou,xianggenanmin,yuanbujijinianhougenzhezhaoyuneibanfengguang。

tabuxihuanzhaojiaren,suoyikanzheyebujuedekelian。

shiersuidezhaopingzoudeyaoyaohuanghuang,dainingkandeyanyun,meicengxiangxiayike,zhaopingshuaidaozaidi。

xiangzilipilipalayizhenxiang。

zhaopinglenglepianke,lianseshuayixiacanbai。

tazhidaobandedongxiyuezhong,qianyueduo。shaoniantanduo,danxiangziliquanshiciwan,yishuaijiusui。

zheiyigebiangu,rangsuoyourendoulengzhu。

cunzhangyoudianwucuo,kanxiangdaining,shengpadaxiaojiefahuo。

qianshuzhoumei,xiaoshengdao:“daxiaojie,nikan……”qianshuxinruan,xinxiangzheizhishigeqiongrenjiadehaizi,zijihaimeishuoshenme,xiaohailianjiuhedecanbai。ciwanyebuzhijigeqian,burusuanle。

dainingyanjingyizha:“rangtapei。”

tapiaoliangdeguofen,shuohuaquexianggebuliuqingdexiaomonv:“sheirangtabuxiaoxin。”

tabenlaijiubushilaigonglvezhaoyude,zhemozhemozhaoyuyijiazenmele!

“qianshu,suanhaozhang,yifendoubunengshao。”

liansecanbaidezhaoping,cikeyijingkuaijiku。tabugaibutinggedehuaguolaibandongxi,xianzaiqianmeizhengdao,haichuangledahuo。

liubopaodeqichuanyuyu,hantianliganhuodezhaoyu:“kuaiguoqu!nidichuanghuole!”

zhaoyuwenyan,lianmangzoushangtiangeng,xiezidougubudechuan,wangcunzhangjiazou。