第1章 她这种人就该死(楔子)

“laiba!sanxuanyi,zheichangyouxibiandeyuelaiyueyouyisile,jizhue,zhiyouyigerennenghuoxialai!hahahayouqu!taiyouqule!”

“你!”

——

(haochao!shifashengleshenmema?shentihaotenghaoteng,ganjuehunshenshangxiadouteng!si~)

nanwanzhiyingshichengqipibeideshuangyanchakanzhouweideyiqie,erzheiyikanqueshilingrenxinjing!taguizuozaidi,shuangzhibeikunbang,qiebeiyizhuanghansuojinguzhu,erbeihouzeshiwanzhangshenyuan

tajidezheigedifang,jiaowulinya

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“menzhudaren,aqihengaoxingzheibeizinengzainindeshouxiayuningongshi,wangxiabeiziyijiuruchu”

nanwanzhideshenpangturanyouyirenchensuoyourenbubeizhishitiaoxialexuanya,tazheishicaifaxianshenpangyuanxianhaiyouliangmingtongtayiyangxingzhide‘renzhi’,ercirenbianrucicaolvdelejielezijidexingming

“阿七!!”

yishijiansuoyourendouyouxiehuangkongqilai,shenpangdelingyimingnvzirenzhiheduimiandeshaonianjieshifenbeitongdehuhuanzheneigemingjiaoaqidenanzi

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“hahahabenlaibentangzhuhaiyouxiejuedesaoxing,danrujinzhishengxialianggenvren,zheiyouxibiandegengjiayouqu!miaoa!jianzhimiaozai!”

“jiangmenzhu,cishiniyinggaiganxiebentangzhu,rujindesanxuanyibianchengleerxuanyi,zheishirangniyaliqingsonglebushaoni!lai,xuanba!”

“gongzi……”neimingtongweirenzhidenvziqingshenghuhuanzhemianqiandeshaonian,nanwanzhikanbuqingtashiheqingxu,danzhixiaotahuazhongweishuochudeyihanyijiyisiqiqiu

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suihoutayouwangxiangmanyanjindingtadezhuyue,neixinyishijianjingwufajueze

“jiangmenzhu,bentangzhunaixinyouxian,niruobuxiangkandaoliangrenjiexiangxiaoyusundehua,mafankuaidianzuochujuezelai”neigemianmuzhengningdezhuanghanyouxiedengbujile

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zheiyishunjiantazaixinlishexianglexuduo,yuanlairenshihuirucizixiangmaodun

“jiangqi!bentangzhushudaosan,niruoyijiuweizuojueze,neibianrangtamendouqusiba!”

“一!”

“二!”

“三!”

“我选朱月!”

errenjihushitongyishijianshuochu,dedaodaandezhuanghanzhongshimanyidexiaole,jiezhexingfendekanxiangnanwanzhidao

“nitingdaolema?tahaizhentingnihua,nirangtaxuanzebiedenvrentahaijiuzhendexuanzelebierenhuoxialai,erni,mashangjiuyaoqusilenihahahaha!”

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(qishiworuguozaodianqusidehua,shibushijiukeyibuhuizaituoleidaorenherenle……wojiushigewuyongdefeiwu)

jiangqihuiwangnanwanzhi,cishitaganshoudaoxinzangzhengjuliedetengtonghesiliegan,taqishizaozaitaneijuhuashuochuzhihoubiangandaoshifenhouhui,tajimangxiangxiangtajieshi,dantasihuyoushenmehuashuobuchulaixiangshikazaihoulongyibannanshouqieyoucitong,erqieyiqiedouyijinglaibujile

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tajisudewangxiazhuiluo,hanfengzaitazhoushenbuduanhuchizuoxiang,chaoqiangdeshizhongganchongchiquanshen,naohaizhongzhishengyipiankongbai

(shibushijiuzheimejieshule…yehao,huozhetaileile,zhongyukeyihaohaoxiuxile)

ruguokeyidehua,taxiwangxiabeizibulaizheidiyurenjianle

真没意思…