zhiyuwoweishenmexiangxinzheigegouxuedebuxingdegushi?
yinweiwodelaobanlibeitingqueshibuxihuanlaobanniangsongzhichu，taxihuandequeshishilaobanniangdemeimeisongkeren。
erlibeitingyequeshibalaobanniangsongjinjianyule。
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dui，jiushimeiyigebazongshenhoudeneigenanren。
niwenwoweishenmehuikanshangta?biekantapingshigentazhuziyigedexing，yilianshengrenwujindebiaoqing，zuoshihaobuliuqing。
danshi，taqishitebiekeai!
tagenwoshuoyijuhuahuihongergen，buxiaoxingenwozhitijiechuhuihunshenjiangzhuyanshendaileng，shuohuakaishijieba。
zhei……tuotuodechunqingxiaonanshenga!
woyanzhonghuaiyi，tayexihuanwo!
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haoba，wohaishitaitianzhenle。
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bingmashangrangliyingquzhuarenle，xianzaiwolianliyingdeyingzidoukanbudao，erlibeitingzijizaigongsichulishiqing，zheiyemeikanchulaitaduinvzhuyoushenmeyinhuideaia。
呵，呸，渣男。
woxianzaizuozaibangongyishang，ouerzaijianpanshangqiaogezi，henghengge。
wozhisuoyizheimewuliaoshiyinweixianzaimeirenganrelibeiting，zhiyaoyijinquzhunshikuzhechulai。
hai，zijiduinvzhuzaiyilaimeiyishidaonei。
ai，haoxiangwodexiaoliyinga，buzhidaotaebue，chimeichifan，zhuameizhuadaonvzhu……
wokanzheshoujituranyoulegedadandexiangfa。
naqishouji，diankaileweixin，zhaolehaigenwotingliuzai「wotongguolenidepengyouyanzhengqingqiu，xianzaiwomenkeyikaishiliaotianle」deliyingdeweixin。
发什么好哪?
「嗨!」
……haishenmehai，taichunle。
「lizhuli，nichilema?」
chishenmechi，jiuzhidaochi!
jiuminga，wodaodigaifashenmecainengxiandewojibugangayoubushilimaoni?
wozaiweixinshangshanshanjianjian，yagenbuzhidaoliyingzailingyibiankanzheshibushideduifangzhengzaishuru，jinzhangdedoukuaikule。
「ze，zenmeshoujihaikale?」