第一章:变成炮灰

juliedetoutengrangbaichacongshuimengzhongxinglai,yingruyanliande,shiwanquanmoshengdehuanjing。

suizhierlaidehaiyouyiduanwanquanbushuyutadejiyi,yixiaziyongrulebaichadenaohaili。

xiaohualebantian,baichacaifanyingguolai。

zheibujiushitazuowankandeneibenguzaobazongxiaoshuoma?limianyougehetatongmingtongxingdanxiachangqicandenvpei,baichayishimeirenzhu,zaipinglunqutucaolehaojiu。

buhuishiyinweikoutufenfang,suoyigancuirangtazhijiechuandaoshulimianleba?

baicharouleroukuaiyaoliekaideetou,shenhouzheishichuanlaiyidaofenglilengjundeshengyin。

“niyiweinizaizheierzhuangkelian,wojiubuhuizhuijiunituidaoruyanzheijianshile?”

baichazhuantouchaoshengyindelaiyuankanqu,jiujiandaoyigeshenchuanheisedexizhuangdenanrenzhanzaimenkou,tashencaixiuzhangtingba,mianrongjunmeishuaiqidanbaizheyizhangchoulian,kanxiangtademuguangyanezhiji。

jianbaichayoulefanying,nanrendezuijiaogouqiyigechaofengdehudu:“wojinggaoni,biezaiwomianqianshuazheixieshouduan,ruyanshanliangbuhenijijiao,danwobushi!”

baichasikaoleyihuier,xiangqilaile。

ruguomeicaicuodehua,yanqiandenanrenshizheibenxiaoshuodenanzhujiaoxiyan。

ertakouzhongdeliuruyanshixiaoshuonvzhujiao,yeshitaxinshangdezhushazhi。

hesuoyoubazongwendetaoluyiyang,xiyanshibazong,liuruyanshigeputongjiatingdexiaobaihua,zheiyangdezuhebiranyaoshoudaolaizijiazudeyali。

erxijiadezhangquanrenxilaoyezizhengzaizhunbeifangquan,xijiadejigesunzidouzaizhengduoxiayirenzhangquanrendeweizhi。

xiangbizhixia,xiyandeyoushibingbumingxian。

weilenenggoujichengjiaye,tazhinengfangqizhenai,quletongyangshihaomenqianjindebaichaqiangqianglianhe。

erbaichazheigeedunvpeiyeshizhongguancheletaderenshe,duinanzhujiaoaidefafeng,duinvzhujiaohendeyaosi。

zhishangxiaxiandeedunvpeizaiyicicitiaoboxiahuaishizuojin,zuizhongbeizhengyidenannvzhujiaozhicairuyu,luodeyigejiaporenwangdexiachang。

duiyuduzhelaishuo,zheiyangdejuqingwuyishizhengbenshudegaofengzhichu,dancishichengweileshuzhongnvpeidebaicha,neixinyouyiwanjuzanghuayaojiang。

xiyanjianbaichaduizijidehuahaowufanying,neixindebunaifanshangshengdaolejidian。

tatigaoleyinliangkaikou:“baicha,wogennishuohuanitingdaomeiyou?nikannixianzai,nahaiyoubandianshunvdeyangzi?genneixieshijingyuanfuyoushenmequbie?”

tingdaotadehua,baichaconghuiyilixinglai,tashunjiantaitou,yanshendandandiwangleguoqu:“womenlihunbaxiyan。”

“nishuoshenme?”xiyanhuaiyizijitingcuole,tabukezhixindekanzhebaicha,xiangcongtalianshangzhaodaoyisikaiwanxiaodehenji。

zheigenvrenyiwangchantachandeyaosi,zenmekenenghuitichulihun?

baichawunai,youshuoleyibian,yiziyidun:“woshuo,wo、men、li、hun、ba。”

huixiwanzhengbenshujuqingdebaichashizaishiduizheigenanzhuaibuqilai,xuyaolianyindeshihouqulebaijiadeqianjin,mudedachengleyouxiangyaozijidezhenai。

tiandixianayouzheimehaodeshi?

呸!渣男!

xiyanxiangshixiangdaoleshenme,chixiaoyisheng:“baicha,nibuhuiyiweininalihunlaiweixiewo,wojiubuhuizhuijiunizerenlema?”

baichatiaomei,chadianwanglezheishi。

jintianneigeliuruyanyebuzhidaoshichicuoleshenmeyao,huranzhaodaolebaicha,zhuazhetashoushuoyixieziqingzijiandehua,baichatingdebushengqifan,jiuyonglixiangyaochouhuizijideshou。

sheizhidaoliuruyanturanjiuquanshenshiqulezhongliang,yaoyaohuanghuangdiwanghoudaoqu,bingqieshijianqiadehenhao,zaixiyangangjinmendeneiyimiao,tajiugunxialelouti。

baichayinweidangshibeiliuruyanzhuaizhu,zhenggerenliejuleyixia,jiaoyeniudaole,xianzaihaiyinyinzuotong。

baichalandequxiangliuruyandaodishibushiguyide,danbunengrangzijibaichizheigekui。

yushibaichakaikoudao:“zheijianshidangranyaozhuijiu,jialidaochudouyoujiankong,daoshihourangjingchalaidiaoquyixiajiuhaole,woxianzaijiubaojing。”

shuowan,tacongchuangshangxialai,dangjinachuleshouji,anxialesangeshuzi。

baichadezhuanbianrangxiyanyishijianmeiyoufanyingguolai,dantatingdaoshuzishengyinxiangqishi,limajiunule。

tasanliangbushangqian,xiangyaoandiaobaichadeshouji,nudao:“nidaodiyaonaodaoshenmechengducaikenbaxiu?!”

jibiantamenguanxizaibuhe,danduiwai,baichajiushitaxiyandetaitai,ruguojingchayidanjieru,neimedaoshihouliuruyanjiuhuibeirenrenweishidisanzhe。

napashiyigeputongren,douchengshoubulezheiyangdemuguang,danbieshuoliuruyanhaishigemingxing,shiyezhengzaishangshengqi。

baichafanyinghenkuai,tashouyiyang,duoguolexiyan。

tabashoujizhuangjinkoudai,xiaoyingyingdikanzhexiyan:“buxiangrangwobaojing?haoa,yiqiandeshiqingwojiubutile,dancongjinwanghou,wozhixiangguogehunchidengsidefuerdai。”

xiyandunledun,kanzheyanqianchenwenlengjingdebaichaxiangshibianleyigeren。

zhijianbaichajixushuodao:“wojinilianggexuanze,yi,zheijianshibugongkaiyebulihun,nihenidezhenaidouliwoyuandian,meigeyuegaijiwodeqianyifenbieshao。er,zheijianshigongkai,zanlianglihun,hunneicaichanpingfen。”

kanxiaoshuodeshihoubaichajiuyouzheiyangdeyiwen,haodaiyuanzhuyeshigehaomenqianjin,jialiyousangegegechongzheta,keyishuoshiyaofengdefengyaoyudeyu。

kepianpianjiufeixiyanbujia,zaixijianeiyangdeshuishenhuorezhongcuotuonianhua。

zheishibeichonghuailenaoziba。

buguojiranxianzaitashibaicha,jiuyinggaibafuerdaiderensheluoshilecaixing。

席言有些不可思议。

yigerenzenmenengzaiyitianzhineibianhuazheimeda?

xianzaidetagenyiqianwanquanbutong,baichazhangdehenmei,pifubeigezhonghufupinheyimeishouduanbaoyangdebaixitouche,jinjulixiayekanbudaoyisimaokong。toufamaomiroushun,fufutietiedidazaijianshang,pilemanbeidoushi。

gengbieshuotatianshengjiuzhangyangwumeidewuguan,shencai**de,zhenggerenpiaoliangdexianggeyaojing。

hunshenshangxiadousanfazheziyi、zixin、mirendeqixi。

yiqiandetazongshiweiweisuosuode,zaitamianqianbiaoxiandexiaoxinyiyi,rangrenkanlejiumeiyouxingqu。

ercishidebaicha,taohuayanweiweishangtiao,youjifenyourenjifenqingmie,meilibeilinlijizhidesanfalechulai。

xiyanyouyishunjiandehuanghu。