wofuchiheyanmingzuoshangchengxiangzhiweideciri。
zaishengshangcihunzhishi,taxuanzelenvbannanzhuangdeshutongjiqingqingzuozhengqi。
“chenxiangquqingqingweiqi,zhiyuyonganxianzhujiuzuoqieba,qiushengshangchengquan。”
shengshangkanxiangwo,toutengderouleroutaiyangxue。
zhiyinwozheigexianzhuweileheyanmingkeyibuguyiqie。
shanggeyue,woweiledoutakaixin,zaiqinggongyanshangxuegoujiao。
santianqian,weilerangjiqingqingkaixin,woyouzaichengmenkouguilezuzuyitian。
zhongzhongshijirangsuoyourendourenwei,wozheibeizifeiheyanmingbujia。
shengshangsuihentiebuchenggang,danhaishizaisanxunwenwodeyisi。
“yongan,nikeyuanyizuoqie?”
“cuijianvzibuzuoqiezheikeshizuxun。”
woyigaiwangchang,qingxiaoyisheng,“wobuzuoqie!”
heyanmingyizheng,meixiangdaowojingranhuijujueta。
“niruobuyuan,wozuiduorangnizuopingqi。”
tingzhetashishebandeyuqi,wohaobuyouyutaishoujiletayibazhang!
“平你奶奶个腿!”
......
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zheijuhuarangdadianneijingmiyishun,lianyuqiansihoudeshiweitaijianxiaogongnvdourenbuzhukanguolai。
shutongdabandejiqingqinglvxianfanyingguolai,shunjianhongleyankuang,likeguixia。
“hedaren,wozhishiyigewusuoyikaodenucai,zenmekeyiyuxianzhupingqipingzuo,ninkuaihexianzhushuoxiehaohua,rangtayuanliangni。”
“ninnengrangnucaizuogeqiedouyijingshishangnucailianle,zuozhengshi......nucaibuganxiang。”
heyanmingjiangtalaqi,kanzhewolengxiaochusheng。
“yongan,shinishuosanrihoushigehaorizi,guyirangshengshanganpaicihunde,rujinzheishigaonayang?niruoshibuyuanyi,neiwojiuzhiquqingqingyiren。”
woweiweicumei,shizheshuochuneixinzhenshidexiangfa,“hao,niqutaba。”
shuowanwoxiayishijiangshoudazaihoulongxiafang。
congqian,zhiyaowochangshishuochuhuozheshixingdongfanbo,xiongqianjiuhuimanyanchuherendeqingjin,haiyousixinliefeidetengtonghezhixigan。
rujinshenmedoumeiyou,wojingranzhendebaituoleneijinzhi!
yinweineijinzhi,woxiangshiyikuaimeiyousixiangdedianjiaoshiyiyang,zhenshixiangfashuobuchukou,zhinengweizheheyanmingzhuan。
zhidaojinri,wodesuosisuoxiangyezhongyunenggoushuochulai。
heyanmingweiweizhoumei,youxieyiwai。
“niqueding?chenwoxinqinghao,nihaiyoushouhuizheijuhuadejihui。”
lengkantayiyan,turanfaxiantatoushangyouyigefanzheguangdekuang:【zhuxianrenwu:yingquxianzhucuiyongan,huodecuijiaanyingweizhuli】。
woweiweiwaitouyouxiejingya,luozaiheyanmingyanzhong,tayiweiwozaihaipa。
chixiaoyisheng,“yongan,bierewoshengqi。”
dingzheneizhuxianrenwu,woxintiaodelihai,naohaizhongneigexiangfayezhujianqianglie。
jueduibunengjiajita,jiajitayiqiedouwanle!
wojinquantou,wozhongxinguixia,“qiushengshangcihun。”
shengshangmeiyoushuohua,heyanmingxianxiaole,coujinwoyadishengyin。
“xianzaizhidaozhejile?zaozheiyangduohao,nidexiaoxingzizaiwozheiligenbenjiubuguanyong。”
“buguonigangcairangwobushufu,suoyiwogaibianzhuyile,nixianzaizhinengdangwodeqieshi,yihoujizhujianhaojiushou。”
“huiquhou,nijiuguizaiyuanziqingzhuanshangfanshengyiye,buzhunchiwanfan。”
jiqingqingyeguzuoyoushang,meiyanjianquejinshideyi,“xianzhuhebiredarenshengqi,xianzaihaole,youyaoshoufa。”
tamenerrenzhigaoqiyangdejiebanlikai,sihujuede,wosuoqiuzhirenbihuishiheyanming。
shengshangyeshizheimerenwei,lvxianshenchushoushiyiwobizui。
“zheiheyanmingjiuzheimehaorangniweitazuodaorucidibu?nikankantaneikuangwangyangzi,ruobushitayouguomubuwangdebenling,nenggoufuyuanshuzhongkanyutu,zhenshiduanduanbuhuiyinizhiyan,jitachengxiangzhiwei。”
“ninwuhuile,woxiangyaojiajishezhengwangyuanminghui,tabushihaiweiquqime。”
cihuayichu,shengshangmozhehuzidaxiaochusheng,“jiransanrihoushigehaorizi,neijiuyedingzaisanrihouba。”
meiduojiu,wojiushounashengzhi,congtaijidianzouchu。
huidaoxianzhufu,limianrenaofeifan。
sanwurenqimazaiyuanzilihengchongzhizhuang,mingguidehuacaozaitamendematizhixia,rutongyecaoyiban。
xiarenmenzaojiuduizheichangjingjianguaibuguaile,zhidengzaiyipang,dengzheshangqianshoushicanju。
buyuanchudecitangfangxiang,haishibushidechuanlaihuanhusheng。
zoujinwocaikandao,heyanmingdaizheyiqunren,bacitangdepaiweidangzuobazisheji。
benzhuangzhongsumudepaiweirujinbeizhadexiangshiciweiyiban。
wowojinquantou,kanxiangfuqinpaiwei,shangmiandejianzuiduo。
tashixianhuangqincidedishi,caigaobadou,dewanrenjingyang,sihouqueshouheyanmingrucixiuru。
saoshitatoushangneigekuang,wozhandingchensixujiu,shangmianxiede,nandaoshitabixugandeshiqingme?
cishiheyanmingfaxianlewo,baixiajiantou,yongyigemuganlamangongduixiangwo,haobuyouyudeshechu。
wodezuojianyitong,zheicaifanyingguolai。
“bushirangquyuanziguizheme,genguolaiganshenme。”
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jigegongzigeyegoujiandabeixiaoleqilai。
“xianzhu,haibuganjinqu,yihuierhedarenzaishengqilezenmeban,daoshihouxuegoujiaokejiubuguanyongle。”
“wojixianzhuxiangejice,tingshuoguangyunloutoupaizuishanzhangdejiushituoyiwu,hongdeshangjingduoshaorenyizhiqianjin,xianzhuburuyequxuexue,hedarenruoshishengqile,nijiutiaojitakan,baozhengtabuhuizaihenishengqi。”
哄笑一堂。
jiqingqingzoushangqian,xiaozhexiangwodishangyibeichashui。
“xianzhubiewangxinliqu,tamenhunaoguanle。”
“jinhougongshiyifu,haiwangxianzhuduoduobaohan。”
woweijie,zhixiangcitangkanzheheyanming,“wofuqindainiyouruqinshengerzi,xianzaitagangzousannian,nijiuzheimewuruta?”
“youyouyou,shengqile。”
“xianzhujinrishichilebaozime,danzijingranzheimeda,ganzhiwenhedarenle。”
tamenhuxiangduishi,sihuzheishiyijianhenxinqideshiqing。
heyanmingduiyuwodezhiwenbuyiweiran,liaokaiyibaizuoxia,“citanghuilezaijianjiushi,zheishishenmedashime?”
erhoutaiyankanxiangjiqingqing,“qingqingguolai,jinhounishiqitashiqie,gaitajinifengcha。”
jiqingqingzuijiaoweiyang“buhaobadaren。”
shuowan,quehaishizaiheyanmingshenpangluozuo,sihuzhendezaidengwoweitafengcha。
wolengsaotayiyan,“heyanming,nidaiyiqunrenlaiwojiazhongdaoluanjiusuanle,rujinhaixiangrangwojitaduancha,jianzhikuangwang,xianzailikecongwojiazhonggunchuqu!”
heyanmingmeitouzhouqi,sihuzaiyiwaiwodezhuanbian。
tazhiqishen,zhongyuzhengshiwo,congyaojianquxiayimeilveweicucaodeyupei。
wolianseshunbian,jinyaoyaguan,“haijiwo!”
neishijijilishang,fuqinqinshoudiaokesongjiwode,houlaiwoyoudangchengdingqingxinwu,zhuansongjileheyanming。
“gangcaibushihaihenyingqideme?nijinrishizenmele?fashenmefeng?”
“guolaijiqingqingjingcha,wokeyiyuanliangni,fouze......”
tazuoshiyaoshuaisui,wojimangqujie,huangwoneiyixiarangpangrendaxiaobuyi。
heyanmingyeweiweigouchun,huanglehuangshouzhongdeyupei,“yaobuyaoadaxiaonv。”
shenhuyikouqi,wodaochaduandaolejiqingqingdemianqian,ketajingranbujie。
“xianzhumeiyousihouguoren,kongpashibuzhidao。”
“zheijingchaxuyaoshuangxiguidi,shuangshoujuzhechabeigaoyumeishang,bingxuyaowanyao,gonggongjingjingdeshuoju,qingzhumuhecha,zheicaiduini。”
“buguowoyeshishuoshuo,xianzhububidangzhen。”
shuowanjiuyaoqujie,quebeiheyanminglanzhu。
takanxiangwo,“jiuxiangqingqinggangcaishuodeneiyangquzuo。”
wobiyantuchuyikouzhuoqi。
congqianbeitaxinongleneimeduonian,yebuchajinrizheihui。
huanhuanguixia,juguomeiding,“qingzhumuhecha。”
woshuowan,zhongrenxiaozhejinghuyipian,fenfenzantanheyanmingyuqiyoushu。
heyanmingmanyidebayupeirengdaolezhuozishang,wogangyaoqishenquna,jiqingqingqueqiangxianleyibu。
“还给我!”
“biezhejijiejie,wojiushijuedehaokan,xiangkanliangyaneryi,haijini。”
tadiguolai,queguyicuokaiwodeshou,renyouneiyupeidiaoluozaidi,shuaichengsiban。
“jiejie......jiejieniweishenmebujiezhua。”
tajinghuchusheng,likeduiwoguixia,haosigangcaizijizhenshiwuyishuaisuide。
wokanzheneibeishuaisuideyupeiweiweicumei,shunjianhongleyankuang。
taiyanshihaobuyouyudejiletaliangbazhang,lidaojida,liuxialiangdaoxuehen。
“daodishiwomeijiezhuhaishinicunxinbuxiangrangwojiezhu!”
huidawode,shiheyanmingmengdeyichuai。
ganghaochuaidaolewodexiongkou,rangwohuachuquwubuyuan,hounaozhuangdaozhuojiaoshicaitingxia。
yizhenxuanyunganjuexilai,wopazaidishangxujiumeinengpaqi,hounaochugengshiyouguwenreliuchu。
taitoukanxiangheyanming,tatoushangdekuangturanshandongyixia,tiaochulaixindezi。
【zhixianrenwu:yongyuluqingbangnvzhujiaojiqingqingzhiliaolianshang】
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heyanmingdangjichongdaowomianqian,qiazhewodexiabazhiwen,“nizenmezheimeedu,jiangqingqingdachengneiyang!yuluqingzaina?nachulai!”
“neishi......shengshangyinweiwodejiushangsuoci,jinshengyiguan,niyeyaoduoqu?wozenmeban?”
meifengyinyutian,woxiongqianbeiguchongsuokenshideshangkoujiuhuisaoyangwubi,yanzhongshinenggouzhuachuxuedong。
zheidoushiyinweizhiqianjiuheyanmingsuoliuxiade,taweicengguanxinguowoyiju,rujinjingranlianjinshengdeyaodouyaoqiang,neikuangzhongzhizi,guozhenshitabixuwanchengzhishi。
tatinglewodehua,weiweizhoumei,yanshenluodaowodexiongqian。
youyupianke,tahaishishuo,“shengshangshinideyifu,nizaiyaojiushile,danshiqingqingdengbule。”
zheiyuluqingyuanliaozhenguibushuo,hainanyi**,zaitakouzhongjingranrucidebuzhiqian。
“neizhibuguoshiliangdaoxuehen,yongputongshangyao......”
wodehuaweishuowan,tajiuhenshuaiwoyibazhang。
modaoniannixuejishi,tazhenglengyixia,kejiuneimeyixia。
“不给是么?”
tashuowan,zouxiangcitangzuishenchudejiazipang,shangmianfangzhidequandoushitaoguan,youmingyouxing,shicuijialidaijiazhudeguhui。
“heyanming!nigan!donglezheixienijiubupashengshangguaizuime!”
tahaobuyouyudedasuifuqindetaoguan。
woxinzhongyizhan,ruzaoleiji。
meixiangguotajinghuirucifengkuang,pushangqianpinmingdexiangyaobaguhuijulong。
“die......die!”
“duibuqidie!duibuqinverbuxiao!nverbuxiao!”
“heyanming!wodaodinaliduibuqini,niyaozheimeduiwo,duinidelaoshi!”
taxiangshimeishirenyiyang,morandekanzhewo,shoufangzailelingyigetaoguanzhishang。
“我给!我给!”
likeminglingrenjiangyuluqingnalai,neixinwuliyouweiqu,wozaiyerenbuzhuqingxu,renyouyanleidadidadihualuo。
heyanmingweijiqingqingcashangshi,wokandaotatoushangdezhixianrenwuxiaoshi,zhishengxiayaoquwodezhuxianrenwu。
bimuliulei,wojiangyingdeshoujiguhui,xinzhonghouhuijile。
ruoshizhidaotaweilewanchengrenwurucifengkuang,woduanduanbuhuizaiyutayingpengying,rangfuqinshouciwuru。
tazaicilaidaowoshenpangshi,banguixiayuwopingshi。
“yongan,nijintianhenbuduijing,rangwohenbugaoxing。”
“weilechengfani,nijiuzaiwofuzhongdedilaodaijiaba。”
meinengzhengtuo,taduiwobohoujiushiyiji。
dengdaowoxinglai,renyijingzaichengxiangfudilaozhizhong。
zhouweiqiheiyipian,wozhinengsuochengyituan,zijijizijiyixienuanyi。
suiranbuzhidaoheyanmingdezuizhongmudeshishenme,danwozhidao,ruoshijiajita,wozheibeizijiukeyitiqianjieshule。
kerujinbeiguanzaidilaozhizhongwohaowubanfa,yuanminghuiyebuzaishangjing。
beiguanleliangtian,juewangzhiji,lianggeheiyirentiaojindilao。
yirenlaxiaweimian,zhengshishengshangdediwuzishezhengwangyuanminghui。
“zhaolenixujiu,yuanlaizaizheili,cuiyongan,zheixianinaogouleba?”
purutadehuaizhong,wodakubuyi。
lingyigeheiyirensuiyidiulegebeibangzhushinvzailimian,dashengshuo,“gaosunizhuzi,shishezhengwangjiangrenjiezoude。”
dahundangri,woganggangchuanhaojiayi,yuanneijiuyizhenchaonao。
keyuanminghuizaojiuanpaihaoleren,heyanminggenbenjiujinbulai。
shinvshitanxingdexunwen,“xianzhu,keyaochuqu?”
“不出去。”
dengdaoyuanminghuilaijieqinshi,heyanminghaizainaozheyaojianwo。
yuanminghuishuangshouhuanxiongzoujin,qingxiaoyisheng。
“chengxiangdarenjinribushiyechengqinme,zenmebuganjinqujieqin,quepaodaowoweihunqizheilinao?”
“shenmenideweihunqi?wangye,ninnandaoyaohewoqiangrenme?”
yuanminghuideshiweishitoushangqianyibu,langdushengshangdecihunshengzhi,zhongzhongnianlejigezi,“te!cihunshezhengwangyuyonganxianzhu,xijielianli!”
“tingqingchuleme?chengxiangdarenqingrangrang。”
woganggangzouchu,yuanminghuijiushangquying。
heyanmingjingranqiangxianyibulazhuwodeshou,“nineiriqiushengshangcihun,suoqiufeiwo?”
saoleyiyantatoushangderenwu,yijingcongheisebianchenghongse。
weiweigouchun,“ziranbushini,hedaren,nidezhuxianrenwushibushiwanbuchengle?”