zheitianshiwogenzhaopingnandeliangzhounianjinianri，tayudingleyijiayoumingdecanting，yaoqingwogongduwancan。
wojinlecanting，zhaopingnanchuanderenmogouyangde，zuozaikaochuangdeweizhishangdengwo。
jianwolaile，tatiexindibangwolakaiyizi。
gangchilemeiliangkou，zhaopingnandeshoujijiukaishifengkuangzhendong。
tanaqishouji，kanqingpingmushangxianshidemingzi，xinxudikanlewoyiyan，anduan。
“骚扰电话。”
buduoshi，shoujiyouxiangleqilai，yifutabujiejiuyizhidadejiashi。
woshuo：“shibushiyoushenmejishi，nihaishijieba。”
zhaopingnanzheicaijieqidianhua。
suirantawuzhulechushengtong，dannvhaikunaodeshengyinhaishiyinyuechuandaolewoerduoli。
zhaopingnanliansedabian，shuodao：“nibiechongdong，wozheijiulaizhaoni！”
guaduandianhua，tazhizhiwuwudeshuo：“womenqinshiyougeren，shilianlenaozheyaotiaolou，wodehuiqukankan。”
wozhuangzuoshanjierenyidemoyang，rangtagankuaihuiqu，chenzhaopingnanbuzhuyi，buyuanbujindigenzheta。
zhaopingnanchulecantinghoujiuwangdongbianzou，daoleyoumingdefurenqu。
tazhanzaiyichuangdudongxiaobieshuqian，buguoliangmiao，nvhaijiudakaimenfeipudaolezhaopingnanhuaili。
errenlijiwendenanshenanfen，wodeshoujichengshijiluzhezheiqimeidongrendeyimu。
anduanluzhianniu，wobashipinjietufajilezhaopingnan，fudailianggezi“fenshou”。
laheishanchuyitonggaoding，xinqingwubishushuang。
diertian，wojiuzuoshangleshuqiqupiaoliangguojinxingxuexidefeiji。
feijiqifeiqian，wozaijichangkanjianlemiansejiaojidezhaopingnan，tayekanjianlewo，bokairenqunxianglaiwoshenbian。
hedewobatuijiupao，guoanjianshanglefeiji。
晦气！
meicuo，woshiguyide，xianshizaijinianriqianjinvhaifasixin，yi“yuanpei”deshenfentiaoxinleta，haitouluchuwohezhaopingnanguojinianrideshijiandidian。
wozhidao，tayidingbuhuirangworuyi，zhaopingnanyeyidingjingbuqiyouhuo。
guoran，zheilianggerendoumeirangwoshiwang，zhananjiannvpeiyiwo。
erwozaoyishenqingleshuqijiaohuandeminge，zhenghaokeyiduokaigangfenshoushizhaopingnanwuxiuzhidejiuchan。
完美！
feijididapiaoliangguo，wohenxingfen。
qianlaiyingjiewodeshixionghedaoshidouhenreqingsuihe，woyijingyugandaolezaizheiliderizihuiguodeduomechongshikaixin。
lianggeyueshuranerguo，daoleyaohuiguoderizi。
piaoliangguopanglaotouduiwoshuo：“an，wozhenshebudenizou，zicongnilaihou，wodegongzuocongweiruciqingsong，nizhenshidongfangdecongmingwawa！”
wokanzhebeilacaideshixiongxiaodezhibuqiyao。
huiguohou，wodaihuilezaipiaoliangguodeyanjiuchengguo，yinweihenfuza，suoyihaishigebanchengpin。
wobajielunzhanshijidaoshi，daoshilijishangbaojixuexiao，chenglilexiangmu，woshizhuyaofuzeren。
duiciwomoquancazhang，yueyueyushi。
keshiwohuilaidexiaoxihenkuaijiuchuandaolezhaopingnanneili。
wodabufenshijianduozaishiyanshibuchulai，tajiuhuanzhehaofengkuangdadianhua、faduanxin、fahaoyoushenqing。
wobukanqirao，gancuitongguolezhaopingnandeweixinhaoyou，fanzhengtafaxiaoxi，wobuhuijiuxingle。
zhaopingnanfadeshenmewomeiguanzhu，ouranjiandakaishoujiyikan，99+，quanshitayigerenfade。
woganjinjiangtadexiaoxishezhichengmiandarao。
dianjinqu，tajiwofalehenduotaheneinvhaidehezhaohaiyouliaotianjilu，jianzhi......bukanrumu。
wofanshoujiushiyigebaocun。
zheimejingbaodeneirong，shuobudingnatianwofanle，zhijieyongzheixiejiunengrangzhaopingnanbizui。
zhaopingnan：“nijiduma？”
？你没事吧？
zheitian，wohaoburongyihuiyicisushe，jiukanjianzhaopingnanshouzaisushelouxia，womianwubiaoqing，jinlianghulvetawangloushangzou。
zhaopingnanyibazhuaizhuwo：“anan，nizhidaowozheilianggeyuezenmeguolaidema？”
wozenmezhidao，nideguoqieguo，woyixiaoerguo。
zhaopingnanyanxiayoumingxiandeqinghei，lianshangyezhangmanleduanduandehucha。
tashenqingfenhenertongku：“wozhishifanlegequantianxiananrendouhuifandecuo，nijiubunengyuanliangwoma？”
miaoa，talianpidehouduchaohuxiangxiang。
woyanjingzhalezha，jiazhesangzishuo：“pingnan，wozhidaonishiyoukuzhongde。”
zhaopingnanguoranfangsongxialai，wochentabuzhuyihenhentileyijiaotakuaxia，tatongkudaodi。
“zaiganchanzhewo，wojiufeileni！”
woshuowanyiliuyanjiupaohuilesushe。