第1章
jiujushangrenshileyigeqingchunnanda，guaiguaiqiaoqiaohaixiudeyangzizhenghaozhangzaiwoxinbashang，houlaitajiuchenglewonanpengyou。
lianainaoshangtoudewochenjinzailianaidetianmiqifenli，yixinzhixiangzuoxianqidewoqueturanfaxianlenanpengyoudeyunjiandan。
男人，出轨，怀孕。
我脑袋都炸了。
shenghuozai21shijidewokaishizhiyiqilexiandaiyixuejishuheyidejiaoyu，yushibeishiweizhaochadewobeihenhenrengjinlehuatan。
nuhuochongtiandewokaishigenzongnanyou，shibiyaobazhananjiannvhenhendijiuchulaidaduantui！
daozuihoutuimeidaduan，zhuanyanquejiannanpengyouheyigenanrenjinlejiudian。
wodajingshise，yuanlaiwoyangdexiaobailianjingranshibiedenanrendezhangzhongbao？
haoa，wotangtangjingchengbahulinjiada**jingranchengleyizhilvmaogui，wolengxiao，jiannanhuaileniezhong，shiyaobeiganchujiamende。
woneiyixiangduanqingjueaishiyaodangnvqiangrendemeimeilianyeganlaibangwofenxishiqingzhenxiang，quebuxiangwochulechehuo。
duantuidewoanpaizhumadiaochajiannan，quebuxiangjingranchachuyigejingtiandamimi！
我新交了个男朋友。
pengyoujuhuishangrenshide，tingshuohaishigedaxuesheng，chuanzhejianbaiweiyiananjingjingdezuozaijiaoluo，weifensuifazhedangleyishuangshiluludeyanjing，kandewoxinshiyizhenyang。
yushituopengyouyaolexiaohaiweixin，zaxianhuazaliwuzaqian，feijinxinsidatingtaxihuanshenme，daizhegemojing**langcaizhegaogenxieyishenhongqunqutaxiaomenkouduren。
yikaozailaosilaisiqianpengzheshubaimeiguichongzheyiqunrencuyongdexiaohaierchuikoushao，gaodebaoanshidejingweiyetantoutannaodetoukan。
“xiaohaier，jinwanyoukongmei，jiejiedainiquhejiu。”
xiaohaimeishuohua，tashenbiandexiongdidaoshixingfenqilaile，“qu！piaoliangjiejiedeyaoqingzenmenengjujueni？”
“jiejieshenbianhaiquexiaogoubu，wodanggouhenhuide。”
wochaoneigewangwangjiaodexiaonanhaixiaoleyixia，suijiduitamensuoyourenshuodao：“hao，douqu！jiejieqingdajiahejiu！”
wopingjiezhesichanlandadebenshichenggongdebaxiaohaierpiandaoleshou，daoshoulecaifaxian，**，jianzhishizhangzaiwoxinbashanga。
aihao、xingge、sanguan、shenzhijiulianwoxihuanchide，douheworucipipei。
“baobao，jintianzhongwuxiangchishenme？”
chenglishigefeichangtitiedeairen，huizaiwozhongwulaichuangdeshihounaixindezuozaichuangbianxunwenwoxiangchishenme，tayouyishoujingzhandechuyi，youqishineidaodongpozhouzizuodeneijiaoyijue。
woweilebaochishencaibuxihuanchineixieyounidedongxi，tayebubiwo，zhishihuinaneishuangshiluludexiangxiaolusidemouzikanzhewo，woxinruan，zhinengqujianneixieshourouchi，meixiangdaozhijiejingyanlewo。
“tiannabaobao，nishouyitaihaoleba，zheigenengbideshangwojiadedachule。”
chenglimiantiandexiao，“nayounishuodeneimehao。”
wohehexiao，laguotajiuyaoqin，chengliliantonghong，wozaitalianshangqingqingzhuoleyixia，tashunjianbugankanwo，zuoleshenmekuixinshiyiyangpaodaolexishoujian。
yishijiangaobudongzheixiaohaishizhendeyizhangbaizhihaishizhuangde。
laozizonghengqingchangzheimeduonian，haiconglaimeitanguozheimechunqingde。
xiaoyang，gouqilaozidexingqulebushi。
wozaiwodiesharendeyanshenzhongcongjialibanchulai，teyizaishizhongxinmailegejiangjingdapingcengzuoweiwoliangdeaichao，gongsiyebuqulezhijienazhebijibenzaijialibangong，gaodemeimeilinningyigejingdechaochaowozheishizhaolegeshenmehongyanhuoshui。
weiyibuhaodeshi，chenglizheixiaohaiertairongyihaixiule，pingchangliangeqinqindouyaowolianhongdaipian，genghekuangshangchuangzheizhongdingdingqinmideshi。
zhinengkanbunengchi，neifenmidouyaoshidiaole。
wozhaowoneiqunhupenggouyoushangliangduice。
doushijiujingqingchangdelaoshoule，qiaojianwozheimeyigedameinvjingranyeyounabuxiaderen，yishijianjingchenglezhongrendexiaobing。
wohenhendao，“wokannimenchuncuijiushijidu，zheiniantou，**kebuhaozhao。”
“womenlinda**bushiyixiangxihuanchengshuwenzhongdeneikuanma，zenmeturanhuanlekouwei？”pingchanghewoguanxihaibucuodesongda**daqudao。
wozazazui，huiweizhechenglineiyourendeliandan，dao：“ouerhuanhuankouweiyebucuo。”
neiqingxiubainiderouti，moqilaibitazheigenvrenhaiyaohua，youqishineiqiaotun，jianzhile。
wozhenghuiweizhechengli**deshouganni，mengranbeiyigezhoujichuolechuo，yitaitou，song**buzhicongnalitaochuyigebaisedexiaoping，yilianshenmi，“buran，nishishizheige？”
“这是什么？”
“**。”