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「qiqi,zhudaotuihaolejiudezoue。」changxushuo。
heqisajiao:「buma,nibushishuoxihuanwoma,weishenmebunengrangwoyizhizhuzaizheili。」
「zhiyaonibashenyanganchuqu,wojiudayinghenijiehun。」
huo,zheishiyidazao,jiulairewo。
yitianwanshangbujian,jiutanhunlunjiale,bawofangzaina!
wochufangjian,payishengguanshangfangjianmen。
changxutingdaodongjing,huiguotou,kandaowogankuaiyingshanglai,lianshangxiezhexinxu:
「yanyan,qiqitajiaoniushangle,meirenzhaoguta,wobatadaihuijia,nibuhuijieyiba。」
heqizuozaichangxushenbian,hewoduishi,lianshanglouchutiaoxindexiao,shoulinazhewohechangxudeqinglvshuibeihezheshui,yiranzide,yiranbazijidangchenglejialidenvzhuren。
haojiahuo,qiangwodenanren,haiyongwodebeizi,zhentaniangdeexin。
wolengxiao,nushangxintou,quehaishizhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao:
「changxu,nibushishuoniquhetongshijuhuilema?」
「yanyan,wozaihetongshijuhuideshihoupengdaoleqiqi,tatuiniushangle,wojiuzhaoguletayixia。」
「e,shima。womenchangxuduirenjiushiwenrou。」woxiaolexiao,yinyangguaiqidishuo。
「neinibatadaihuijiashishenmeyisi。」
「yanyan,nikannishuodeshenmehua。」changxuqishen,baozhuwo:
「wozhidaozuotianwanshangjiabanmeipeiniguoqingrenjienishengqi,danshizheiheqiqimeiguanxi。」
「e?meiguanxi?」woqijifanxiao。
zaiwoyanpizidixialvwo,haibawodangshazishuashiba!
changxumozhewodetou,qingshengshuo:「baobaonibieneimeqingxuhua。woheqiqicongxiaoyiqizhangda,taduiwolaishuozhishimeimei。」
「changge,nihongtaganma。」heqifanlewoyigebaiyan:「wojiuyaozhuzhei!nibataganchuqu!」
「zheishichanggenifangzi,taxiangdaisheihuilaijiudaisheihuilai!wenniyishengshichuyulimao,rangnimianfeizhulezheimejiu,meishounifangzujiubucuole!」
heqizhangyawuzhua,shuowanlezhihouyongshouwanzhuchangxudeshou,yaogongsideshuo:「duiba,changge。」
「e,shima?」wotinglezheihua,yiweishenzhangdidingzhechangxu:「nidefangzi?haiyaohewoshoufangzu?」
「yanyan,nitingwoshuo。」changxutingleheqidehua,piekaitadeshou:「bushi,qiqibushizheigeyisi。」
「changxu,nizaiwairenmianqianjiushizheimeshuowodeshiba?」wodengzheta,weilezhaogutadezizunxin,pingriliwochuchupengzheta,zheixiadaohao,laoniangwodefangziyebianchengtadele!
「changge,nikanta!nishouliuta,tahaidengbizishanglianle!tajuranganzheimehenishuohua!」heqijiaochaodixiayideng,yizhishouchayao,yizhishouzhizhewo:「shenyan,biejilianbuyaolian!」
「wohechanggerenshineimejiule,lunshijian,nicaishiwairen!」
「haoleheqi!bieshuole!」changxuyilianhuangzhangdebaozhuwo,yongshouyixiayixiamozhewodebei:
「yanyan,nipingshiduiwozuihaole,wozheiciyeshikanrenjiaxiaoguniangyigerenburongyicaidaihuilaide,qiqinianjixiaobudongshi,ganggangshuodehuaninibiefangzaixinshang。」
「baobaonipingshizuidongshile。jiurangqiqizaizheilizhuyiduanshijianba。」
我听了只觉得讽刺。
biwodayisui,hainianjixiaobudongshi?changxunishitadie?
「e,shima?」woxiaolexiao:「zhuzaizheili,keyi。」
「zhendema,yanyan,nizhenhao。」changxuyibazhuazhuwodeshou,duiheqishuo:「kuaixiexieyanyanjie。」
heqiyilianbuqingyuan,manyouyougangzhunbeikaikou,wochusheng:
「住这里,可以。」
「但是,得加钱。」