第2章强扭的瓜不甜
meilideshiwuyebuyidingfeiyaoshizijide，kuangqietahenyouzizhizhiming，bushizijidejiubiequqiangqiu，qiangniudeguatabutian。
ganggangchiwanxifan，linxiaoranganjuedaosangzi**ladeteng，zhengbuzhidaogairuheshihaoshi，yuyanzaiciduanzhewanjinlai。
“heyao。”yuyanbayiwanheihuhudeyaozhidijita，“zheijitiannihaohaoyangshang，shanghaohouduoganhuolaichanghainiqianzhaideyaoqian！”
renzaiwuyanxiabudebuditou，linxiaoranqiangyakuaiyaoyimanpingmudetucao，xinyihengbakudedanzhidounengtuchulaideyaozhiyiyinerjin。
dangtacongyuanshendejiyizhongdagailejielezheigeshijiedejibenqingkuanghou，tamanduzikunhuohebujie。
yuyanmingmingkeyiyongwushiliangyinzimaijigeyahuandouzugoule，quehaifeiyaoqutazheigeweijijijiu’bushoufudao’denvren，yebuzhidaotumoushenme。
nanbuchengzheijiahuotianshengxihuandailvmao？linxiaoranshenseguaiyidewangzhemenkouyuyanxiaoshidefangxiang，tashizaiwufalijieyuyanguiyidexiangfa。
xiangbumingbai，neijiubuxiang，linxiaoranconglaibushigexihuandaposhaguozhuijiudaodideren。
tafandaoshizaiquedingzijibuhuimashangbeiganchuqulusujietouhou，jingshenyalidedaojidadehuanjie，yushiduziliyouleshiwuhou，tatangzaichuangshanghunhunyushui。
turanmenwaixiangqicaozaleliangdexuannaosheng，jingdetazhongyiquanwu，limazuoleqilai。
“yuyannizheigeaiqiandaode，jintianwobahuashuozaizhei，nibujiwobarenjiehuiquwoyeyaojiehuiqu，womenlinjiaguinvjuebuyunxuwairencuomosi！”
linxiaoranlengleleng，zheigejianruierpoladedasangmenhaoxiangshiyuanshendeniangchenshi？
tajimangfanshenxiachuang，laidaomenkoutoutouwangwaiqiao，jiukandaojigerenzhanzaidamenwai，lingtoudeshiyuanshendedieniang，daizhejigelinjiashubo，qishixiongxiong，laizhebushan！
yuyanbeitamenweizhu，guliwuyideyangziyouxiekelian。
“yuefuyuemuzheishuodeshenmehua？xiaoranshoushanghouwoyizhizaijingxinzhaogu，zenmejiubianchengwocuomoleta？”yuyanshengyindaizhexieweiqu，suiranbeilinjiarentuantuanweizhu，guliwuyi，danqueyinweitagezigaodadeyuanyin，qishishangquebingmeiyouluoxiajifen。
“wojiaranyatouhuichushihaibushibeinizheigetianshadejikede！nixinsidaidu，ranyatoujiajinizhenshidaolexuemeile，womenxialeyanlecaikanshangnizheigekesidieniangyoukexifudesangmenxing，nizheizhongrenjiugaizaosizaochaosheng！”
chenshizuiliedudehuabuyaoqiansidewangwaimao，yibianmayibianhaiduiyuyandongshou，neihenjingbuzhidaodehaiyiweizaioudachouren。
linxiaoranxinzangpengpengzhitiao，xiayishiyanleyankoushui，yuanshenniangqinbiaohandeyoudianguotoule。
tazhuyidaoyuyanyuelaiyueheidelianhechenshiyuedamayuelaijingdepofuyang，renbuzhucaicezheinanrenhuibuhuikongzhibuzhuduichenshidongshou。
“ranyatou，niangderanyatou，rangnishouweiqule。”chenshiyanjiandifaxianlezhanzaimenbeihoudilinxiaoran，limazhuaizhutadegebojiangtaculudizhuaichulai，jiaxingxingdikuleqilai，“douguaidieniangjianqianyankaimeizixidatingyujiaxiaozideshiqing，rangnishoukule，xianzaidienianghouhuile，womenlaijienihuijia，zanmenbujiale。”
linxiaorantengdemeitoujinzhou，tachangshiyonglishuaileshuai，meijiangzhuazhutashouwandechenshideshoushuaikai，fanerbeizhuadegengjinyizhiyutengdezhimaolenghan。
“nimenshishenmeyisi？”yuyandesishushanshanlaichi，tingdaochenshizheihuadunshiqidehuomaosanzhang，“rujinzheihundouchenglenimenhaixiangfanhuibucheng？”
“dangchuwomengenbenmeixiangdaoyuyanzheixiaozimingzheimeying，jieliankesiliangjiaguniang，haiyiweiwojiaxiaorannengduoguoqu。”chenshikukutitidishuodao：“meixiangdaochujiaqianmeichushi，zheidahundangwanjiuchuleshi。benxiangzhesanrihoutahuimennengjianzhe，nazhizuodengyoudengyizhimeishangmen，womendaoshixiangguolai，keyouparanyatouguaiwomenshuocuohuabaihuaitafujiamingsheng。”
linxiaorantinglezheihuazhijuedebujinshoutengsangziteng，xianzailianxingandoukaishitengle，yaoshitadieniangzhendexintengtahuizaihubierenjiamingsheng？zheijiekouzhaodekezhengouguanmiantanghuangde。
“ranyatou，binianglaijienihuijia。”chenshiguanqiedewangzhetashuodao：“dieniangzixixiangguole，nishidieniangdeqinshengguinv，juebunengbeizheisangmenxingjikesile，zanmenxiangentaheli，helihoudieniangzhongxinjinizhaoyigedahurenjiajiaguoqu。”
linxiaorantengdeshuobuchuhualai，jiashangsangzibenlaijiuyazuibadongledong，wushengnannandao：“dashen，nidaoshixianbawofangkaizaishuoa！”
kechenshiquexiangshiwanquankanbudaotadetongku，neiguanqiedelianshangzhiyouyishuangyanjinglimanshixingfen，kanzhelinxiaorandemoyanghaosidingzheyizhidaizaidedafeiyang。
linxiaoranganjuezaizheiyangxiaqu，zijigangdedaodeshentiyoukenengyaobianchengcanji，tadunshifahendiyonglishuaikaichenshideshou，ranhoufeikuaipaodaoyuyanshenhou，yongyizhiwanhaodeshousisizhuazhuyuyandeyijiao。
yuyanlengbudingbeilinxiaorandedongzuojinonglengleyixia，tahuitoukanzhezhuazhuzijiyijiaodeguniang，cishitacangbaidelianshanglenghanzhimao，yishuangkeaidexingyanzhongmanshiaiqiu，kelianxixidemoyangwanruyizhiwujiakeguidexiaonaimao，cishizhengzaikenqiutanengjiyuyixiaopianzhefengdangyudedifang。
“nimenyekandaole，xiaoranbuyuanyigennimenzou！”yuyanlenglengdisaolelinshuishengfufuyiyan，“jirantabuyuanyi，neimenimensheiyebiexiangdaizouta！”
“shaofeihua，womenjuebunengkanzhenizheisangmenxingkesiwojiaxiaoran！jintianxiaoranbuzouyedezou！”linshuishengjibukenaidixiangqianjiuyaoqutuolinxiaoran。
yuyanlikeduzaierrenzhongjian，meirangzhangyawuzhuadelinshuishengkaojinlinxiaoran，“wojingniyishengjiaoniyuefudaren，nibiedengbizishanglian！linxiaoranjiranyijinghewobaitangchengqinjiushiwoyuyanderen，yuefudarenmobushiwangletashiwosanmeiliupindezhengjingqizi？”
linshuishengcubaodetuileyuyanyiba，hunshenliqidijiaoxiaodao：“laozishitadie，laozixiangrangtahuiqujiuhuiqu，xiangrangtazoujiuzou，nisuanshenmedongxilaiguanlaozideshi？”
yuyanmianseyinchen，jianlinshuishengtingbujindaoli，buyoumuguanglengjun。
taturanchushouyibajianglinshuishengyizhishoujifankouzaibeihou，yijiaochuaizaitaxiwo，rangtaguidaozaidi。
zhongrenjianyuyandongshou，fenfendongshou，zhibuguolinjiarenhaimeilaidejichushoujiuquanbubeiyujiarenjiandao。
linxiaoranzaiyuyandongshoudeshihoujiuyijingbeiyigeqingnianfunvjituodaoyipang，xianranyepatabeiwushang。
“sharenla！sangmenxingsharenla！”chenshituranchezhesangzijianjiao。
jianruideshengyincidelinxiaorannaomenteng，tazhidaozijijintianyaoshibuzuodianshenme，zheibianyidieniangpashibuhuishanbaganxiu。