第3章买一送一
“饶命啊——”
liyuxingbennengjingkongjianjiao，zhijuetoupiyiliang，dunshihedehunshenyiruan，yiguhuangbaizhiwushunzhekuguanliuxia……
zaiyimotouding，neibabishoujingshixianzhiyouxiandecaguotadetoupi，shenshenshejinqiangbizhizhong！
liyuxingnaodaishangdetoufa，yeshibeibishoutichengleyigekexiaode‘ao’zixing！
“bie……bieshawo……”
liyuxingputongyishengguidaozaidi，zaiyegubudeqita，pinmingqiurao。
“biezairangwokandaoni！”
chufanyijiaochuaifanliyuxing，jiangzuidemimihuhudechuyufuleqilai，chaowaizouqu。
zouchuktv，fengyichui，chuyudejiuhenkuaixingleyiban。
“ge？ni，nihuilaile？”chuyujingxidekanzhechufanfaleng，ranhouyibapujinchufanhuaili，leishuihuadeyixialiulechulai。
zheizhenzi，miaomiaodebingheyiyaofei，jiuxiangyizuodashanyiban，yazaitadeshenshang。
chufanzaiguowai，helilibufuzeren，fumuyounianmai，haizhishidaxueshengdechuyubianzhiyoukangqizheizuodashan！
xianzaikandaochufanhuilai，chuyushijijingxi，youweiqu……
还有后怕！
“ge，nizenmejiuwochulaide？liyuxingni？tajiashibaofahu，wobenlaixiangyaozhaotajieqian，kesheizhidaotagenbenjiumeianhaoxin……”chuyuhuitoukanleyiyanktvmenkou，zhuazhechufanjiukuaibuwangyuanchuzou，shengpabeiliyuxingzhuilechulai。
“buyaopa，xiaoyu，yiqianxinkunile，yihou，yougezai！”chufanbeichuyulazhewangqianzou，xinzhonggankaiwanqian。
……
huidaoyiyuan，chufanrangfumuhechuyudouxianhuiqushuijue，wanshangzijiliuzaiyiyuanshouzhemiaomiao。
fanzheng，taxianzaiyebukenengzaihuidaoneigejia……
那个家……
yixiangdaotabuzaidezheisannianli，helilibuzhidaogenneigejianfuzaijializuoguoxieshenme，buzhidaoyouduoshaoci……tajiuyizhenexin！
lvmaozi……yigenanrenzuidadequru，moguoyuci！
zijidelaopohelili，zenmejiubianchenglezheimeyigehongxingchuqiangde**nvren？
chufanbuyoudexiangqisinianqian，tagenheliliganggangjiehunshideqingxing……
neishi，caiganggangdaxuebiyeyinian，chufanruyuanzhuiqiudaolegebixidexihuahelili，baodemeirengui，buruhunyindediantang，rangchufanjuedezhenggerenshengdouchongmanlexingfuhexiwang……
jiehunyinianhou，zhengshiyinweixiangyaoduozhuanqian，jiheliligenghaodeshenghuo，chufancaizhudongxianggongsishenqingqulehaiwaigongzuo，xuanzelebaochouzuifenghoudesannianshijian……
xianzaixiangxiang，chufanzhixiangyaohenhenchouzijierguang！
sannianqian，ruguotameiyoushenqingquhaiwaigongzuo……
呵呵！
chufanzichaoyixiao，likedaduanlezheigexiangfa。
ruguozijisannianqianmeiyouquhaiwai，shiqingzhendehuibuyiyangma？
huibuhuiweiyidequbie，zhishizijigengzaozhuangpoheliligenneigeyenanrende**？
daodishihelilibiandetaikuai，haishitabenxingruci？
zijiqiantiaowanxuan，feijinqianxingwankucaizhuidaoshoudelaopo，jingranshigeshuixingyanghua，buzhilianchi，hongxingchuqiangdenvren！！！
zijideyanguang，haizhenshichaa！
yigushenshendecuobaiganyongshangxintou。
jikeqingleihuanhuandiluo……
“粑……粑……”
“ni……ku……le……”
“miao……miao……guai……baba……buku……”
yizhenweiruodeshengyincongbingchuangshangchuanlai，yuanlaishileishuiluodaomiaomiaoshoushang，rangmiaomiaoxingleguolai。
“miaomiaoguai，bababuku！”
chufanlianmangcaganleishui，jichuxiaolian，fuxiashenqu，genmiaomiaotieletielian。
miaomiaodexiaolianbingliang，neishiyinweibingqingyijingyanzhongdaoleyigechengdu，rangtadexintiaoyeshiweiruodaoleyigechengdu……
diandi24xiaoshibuting，jiushikaozhelimiandeyaowuweichimiaomiaodeshengming！
ermingtian，jiuyaotingyaole！
yidantingyao，miaomiaodexinzangjiangsuishiyoukenengtingzhitiaodong！
呼——
楚凡长长吐了口气。
xianzaibushibiequdeshihou，xianzaibushinanguodeshihou，shenzhiyu，xianzaibushifennudeshihou！
xianzaizhiyouyijianshizuizhongyao，neijiushi，jiumiaomiaodeming！
jiangmiaomiaohongshuizhezhihou，chufankaishifeikuaijihuaqilai。
xianzaishouxianshiyaogaodaoyibiqian，rangyiyuanbutingyao，yongyiyuandeyaowudiaozhumiaomiaodeming。
ranhou，zaiquxiangbanfazhaozhenzhengdezhuanjia、mingyi！
jiangchengmeiyou，neijiuqumodou，qudidou！
xiyibuxing，neijiuzhaozhongyi，zhaomiaoyi，zhaozangyi！
buguanruhe，tayidingyaozhihaomiaomiaodebing！
mingtianyizao，tabianqugaoqian！
buguanshizhaoheliliyehao，shizhaogongsiyuzhigongziyehao，shizhaopengyoujieyehao……zongzhi，yaogaoqian！
……
diertianyizao，fumuhechuyujiudaizhezaofanlaile。
chufanchiguofumuzuodezaofan，rangchuyuhuilexuexiao，youdingzhuleyixiafumu，zaibushedegenmiaomiaotieletielian，ranhouzouchubingfang。
去搞钱！
“yi？zheibushidacaizichufanma？”
ganggangzouchuzhuyuanbu，jingguomenzhenloudeshihou，yigenvrenturanjiaozhulechufan。
“你是……夏冰？”
chufanhuitouyikan，jingshizijigaozhongtongxuexiabing。
xiabing，gaozhongshihoudetongzhuo，xianzaijingranbiandezheimepiaoliang，daizheheikuangyanjing，chuanshangbaidagua，bianchengleyigeganliandenvyisheng！
buguo，jibianshibaidagua，yenanyanxiabingneijingrendeshencai……
“kanshale？caijinianmeijianjiuburenshile？”xiabingshenshouzaichufanmianqianhuanglehuang，kaiwanxiaodao。
“meiyou，jiushitingturande，nizaiyiyuanshangbana？”chufanyaoyaotou，tabenxiangshuoshiyinweixiabingbianpiaoliangle，yixiameirenchulai，danxiangxianghaishigaichengzheimeyiju。
“duia，fuchanke！ei，buduia，nibuzhidaowozaizheilishangban？nilaopodouzaiwozheilijianchaguoliangcile，nandaodoumeigennitiyizui？”xiabingyihuodao。
“nirenshihelili？”chufanyileng。
“niwangle？nihunlideshihouwojianguotaa！wohaisuilelideni！ganqingnishibuxianghaiwolileshiba？nixiaozi，zheiyangdehua，nizheicishengertaiwokezhenbusuililea！”xiabingkaiwanxiaodedao。
“没忘没忘……”
chufanzhengyaojieshi，queshituranfanyingguolai，mengranyigejiling，yibazhuazhuxiabingdegebo，rexueshuadeyixiachongshangnaomendao：“niganggangshuoshenme？woshengertai？”
“chufan……ni，nizenmelea？nilaopohelilihuaiyunlianggeyuele，ninandaohaibuzhidao？wotian，niyetaimahuleba？haishitaigaoxingle？”xiabingbeichufandedongzuoheleyitiao，haiyiweichufanshitaigaoxingle。
“我！”
chufanwuyishidezhuajinxiabingdegebo，etouqingjinbaoqi。
zijichuchahaiwaisannian，zuowancaiganghuilai，jintianjiudezhilaopojingranhuaiyunlianggeyuele！
zheitemebuzhishidailvmaoa！！
zheitemehaishilvmaozimaiyisongyia！！！
“chufan……ni……nizenmele？nizhendebuzhidaoa？neini……yebushipeinilaopolaiyiyuanjianchadele？”xiabingjianchufanbiaoqingyouxiebudui，youxiehuyidedao。
“jiancha？”chufanshuangyandengyuan。
“duia，tagenwoyuelejintianzaoshanglaijiancha……taiershaoweiyoudianbuwen，danyinggaiwentibuda，nibiedanxin……”xiabingyibianshuoyibianbabeichufanzhuazhudegebowanghuishou。
“dui……duibuqi……”chufanshishenluopodesongkaileshou。
zheishi，yiliangbaisebaoma3xikaileguolai，tingzailemenzhenloubianshang。
chufanyikanchepai，zhengshijialideche！
zheiliangbaoma3xi，shisannianqianchufanquhaiwaigongzuozhiqian，helilifeiyaochufantaokonglesuoyoujixumaide！
chemendakai，laopohelilidaizhemojing，heyuemujiangxiupingyiqianyihouzouxiachelai。
“yi？zheibushinilaopoma？”xiabingkanxiangchufan，queshibeiyanqiandechufanheleyitiao！
cishidechufan，manlianzhangdetonghong，etoushanghanzhuyikekemichu，shuangshouniezhequantoukakazhixiang，shentiyizhibuzhudeweiweizhandou……
xiayimiao，chufanyishengnuhou：
“何丽丽！”
ranhou，taituibianchaozhehelilichongqu！