第4章

zhangdipazaibuyuandeqianggennulidexiangtinggaomeijixiongmeizaiwuzilimimouzheshenme,kenengshinianjidale,erduobuhaozenmede,nongshimeitingqingtamendishengzaishuozheshenme,buyihuijiukandaogaojiasanxiongdi,congtangwuzouchulai。

zheirangpazaiqianggendezhangdilaigecuoshoubuji,lianmangyijiaxiaolaiyanshizijideganga:“hehe!zhaoerjiujiumen,zheijiuzouya,wozheicaidouzhunbeihaole。”

gaojiaergelianmangdao:“shenzi,womenhaiyoushijiuxianzoule,wojiameizijiuduomafannile,haiyouwomendailaideji,guanzailouxiale,daihuijiaoqishengchulile。”

“bumafan、bumafan,meizijiwomenlaoqijiatianrenkou,zheixiedoushiyinggaide,nimenhuiqugenqinjiamushuo,jiufangxina!”zhangdikanzhegaomeidesanxiongdizouxialouti,xinlianzigaoxing,shulekouqi,zheijizundafozhongyuzoule,jiupatamenshilaizhaomafande。

xinlishuhuanle,kezuiliqueshibutingdetaotaotao:“heng!taxiongdiduoyounengzenyang,haibushimeinengfanchushenmelanglai,kanlailaoziniangshengduoleerzi,nverjiuzhinengshengnverle,douguaiwodangshixialeyan,kantaxiongdiduo,renweitakendingsuitaniangnengshengerzi,suanlesuanle,woqulouxiakantamennaleduoshaojilai,jibujitachi,haibudekanlaoniangdexinqing。”zhangdishuowanjiucongloutizouxialouqu。

cishiedeliangyanhunhuadegaomei,landelihuizhangdidelaotao,tingdaotaxialoudejiaobusheng,lianmangbashuichendeqiyingxiaoxindefangzaichuangshang,gaihaobeizi,jiuduiqisishuo:“qisi,nimendouelaba!nizaifangjianlikanzhemeimeimen,maquchufangnongchidelai。”

“ma,nigangshengwanmeimei,waipodoujiaodaiwojiaonibuyaochuwuzide,haishiwoquba。”

“neixiedoushilaorenjialiuxialaipianrendehua,jiushipachanfuchuidaofeng,madaihuidaitoujinqu,niquchufang,nijuedeninaihuijihaochidejiwomen?”

tingdaocihuadedeqisiyejuedezijimamashuodeyoudaoli,yebuzaizuzhi,zhipanzhemamanengdaihuihaochidehuilai。

cishizhengzhishendong,gaomeiyeshenpayuezizuobuhao,luoxiabinggenlai,danshidazhongwudele,zhangdinongshimeiyoujizijiduanfanlaideyisi,xiangqiqianshi,taxianbahaodedouduanjilebizijizaozuobangeyuededasao,qishengyebuzaijia,zijizuodengyoudeng,zuihouzhinengzijiquchufangnonglewanlengtangpaofan。

xiangxiangjiulaiqi,zijidepopozhangdibuguangzhongnanqingnv,haiqiruanpaying,chongdaerxifu,buguangshishengerzideyuanyin,gengduodeshihaipaxinggebiaohandedaerxi,suoyiduizijizheigeruanshizigezhongnanie,xianzaizijizhongshengle,wokebupanimen?

dechenfancaihaimeibeidasaochiguang,ganjinyiguoduanjinfangjian,chiguang,xiangdaocidegaomeijiuwubixingfen,zijichuandaihao,yinweicongfangjiandaochufangdejingguoyiduanchuihanfengdezoulang,gaomeigewaixiaoxin,dengdaochufang,zhangdizailouxiahaimeishanglai,erneiguoxiangpenpendejirouguoranhaizai,gaomeilianmangtianfannawankuai,lianguoyiduan,kuaibudezoujinfangjian,bamenxiaoyicha,lianzijidoupeifuzijizheigezuowangangshengwanhaizidechanfu。

qisiheqilikandaoyuzhiqianbuyiyangdemama,duanlailexiangpenpendejirou,kaixindebudele,zaigaomeidedaidongxia,sanniangliangchidekexiangkexiangle,buchusuoliao,buyihuifaxianjitanglianguodoubujianledezhangdizaimenwaipokoudama。

buyihui,youtingjianbanyuebuchuwuzidedazhouliliucaiyunyechulaipokoudama:“shinageaiqiandaodetouzoulewodejitang,hailianguodouduanzoule,haiyaobuyaowomennianglianghuoya!wohaizhiwangzhejitangxianaini,manijiukanzhenidexiaosunzieya!”

tingdaowaimianchaochaodeshengyin,hedeqisiheqilidunshijuedeshoulidejiroubuxiangle,chiyidebuganxiazui。

gaomeijianzhuang,lianmangwangerrenwanlijiajitui,zuiliyemeitingxia,bianchibianshuo:“meishi,meishi,pashenme,youmazaini!patamenganshenme,zaishuole,zheixiejiyeyounimendegonglao,haishinimentiantiantoushiweideni!chi、chi!”shuodaocidegaomei,youwangzijidewanliyaoleyidashaojitang。

zheishizaitangwulidamadezhangdi,tingdaowuzilidedongjing,xiangtuikaimen,faxianmenbeidingzhule,huobudayichulai:“gaomei,nizheigeyouniangshengmeiniangyangde,nishiqianjiaoyangdehen,xianzaidaizhenishengdeneilianggepeiqianhuogaotoujimogoudeshi,neijitangshiwozhujinidasaojiwoxiaosunzixianaide,nitouzousuangeshenmeshi?”

wuzilidegaomeigangxiangkaimenchuqufahuo,turantingdaoergegaohaideshengyin:“sheishuowojiameizishiyouniangshengmeiniangyangde,dangwomenlaogaojiarenbuzailema?”

congshengyinligaomeiyijingganjuedaoergefeichangshengqideliansele,xinxiangtamenkendingqucunlideduchangbaqishengzhuohuilaile,sudubizijixiangdehaiyaokuai,feichanghao,yaoyouyichanghaoxikanle。

gaomeidakaifangmen,erenxiangaozhuangsidekuchushenglai:“ge,zheidoudazhongwule,wopopoyebudasuanjiwochide,woyiqizhixiacaiquzijiquchufangzhaochide,tajiushikanwoshenglenvhai,budaijianwomenniangsan,xiangbawomenesi,haojiqishengzhongxinqugenengjitashengerzidelaopo。”

“tajiushihushuo,wonalimeijinimenzheixiepeiqianhuonongchidele?zhishinibupeichiwozhudeji,chileyeshilangfei。”zhangdicishidangzhedajiademian,qidekoubuzeyan,zaiyebuzaiwairenmianqianbanyanneigemingshilidezhangbeile,bashijinglaotaipoyandelinlijinzhi。

“shenzi,nizheihuashuodeyetainantingleba!xianzaidoutichangshengnanshengnvdouyiyang,dachengshihenduodifangdoushixingdushengzinvle,zenmezainizheilihaigaozheixiezhongnanqingnvdelaofengjian。”gaojialaoliugaoping,shizaikanbuxiayazhizhenuhuodao。

“aiya!nimengaojiashichengxinxiangjuewojialaosandehouya!zheiyihourangwojialaosanzenmebanya?”zheizhangdikanzhegaojiasanxiongdizaici,yebuganfahuo,jiuzhinengyichuantongdesapodagundefangfa,xiangjizijizhaohuimianzi。

cishizhanzaiyipang,lianshangqingyikuaiziyikuaideqishengzhongyurenbuzhushangqianlaqizijisapodemuqin:“ma,biediurenxianyanle,ganjinhuiwuqu,wozijiwulideshi,wozijijiejue。”

zheishidezhangdicaizhuyidaoxiaoerzilianshangdeshang,xinlibietiyouduoxintengle,lianmangchangdao:“ya!gaojiaxiongdidarenle,hehuoqifuwozheigelaoguafua!zheiqixianqujiaonidageergezenmehaimeilaiya,zheibuderangtamenqifusiya,caiyunninanrenyidazaoyoupaonaliqule?”

kandaozheizhenzhangdeqijiadaxifu,haipagangcaideshihuilianleidaoziji,zaojiuqiaoqiaoliujinzijifangjiansuohaomenle,gangcaiyaowuyangweide,cishiqueshishizudesuotouwugui。

qishengkandaopazijimajiuchanbuqing,zhihaodao:“ma,wolianshangdeshang,shizijibuxiaoxinshuaidaode,bushidade,nikuaiqumangba!”

zhangdikanzhetangwujiuzhishengxiazijigenqisheng,mingxiandediqiangworuo,yebuganzaishengzhang,zhihaotingleqishengdehua,xinbuganqingbuyuandezouchutangwu,kandaolouxiaxiaolushangjulehenduokanrenaodelinju,yigujingdezhuangkelian,shuoshenmegaojiaxiongdilaizhaomafan,daleqishengzhileidehua,tingdaolinjumenshuoyixietongqingdehua,ranhouxinmanyizudequwangchufang,zoudaoguaijiaojiuwanglaoerjiapaoqule。