第4章

jiangruoyunjianliangrenjinlaile,duizheliangrenzhazhayan,jixujieshaodao:“yunduomen,tuolewohaoguimidefu,cairangwozheisanliuxiaomingxingyoujihuinengjinru“mijue”zheigegaojihuisuokaikaiyan!”

kankanzheihuanjing,zheifenwei,zeze,guoranshiyouqianrendekuailexiangxiangbudaoa!”

tayibianshuozhe,yibianbudongshengsedijiangjingtousaoguobaoxiangneishehuadezhuanghuang,shuijingdiaodeng,zhenpishafa,yijizhuoshangjiagebufeidejiushui,qiaomiaodiyanshizhetamenzhenzhengdemude。

zhibojiandedanmufeikuaigundong:

【ruoyunbaobeimeimeimei!】

【zheibaoxiangyetaihaohualeba!】

【guimishifupoma?qiujieshao!】

【ganggangyishanerguodebaiqunzi**jieshishei?haoqingchun!haowasaia!】

【guoranpiaoliangderen,shenbianweiraozhededoushipiaoliang**jie!】

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lingzhixiankanzhelinranran,wushengdexunwenzhuojianni?daxini?

linranranhenkuaigetdaolezijiahaoguimideyisi,coudaolingzhixianerbian,yadishengyinfeikuaidishuolejijushenme。

zhijianlingzhixianlianshangdewuyushunjianzhuanbianweijinge,ranhoushijidadexingfenheyueyueyushi,yanjingliangdejingren!

taduizhelinranranzhongzhongdishuqiledamuzhi,yongqishengdao:“jiemei,niubilea!”

liangrenduishiyiyan,luchule“xinlingshenhui”dexiaorong。

jiangruoyunzheibianhaimeijinbaoxiang,gebibaojianjiuchuanlaileyishengyouyishengjianlidecanjiao,neishengyinfangfoshicongdiyulichuanlaide,rangrenbuhanerli。

linranranduizhejiangruoyunshilegeyanse,neiyanshenlichongmanleanshiyuguli。

jiangruoyunqiaoqiaobilege“ok”deshoushi,biaoshizijiyijingmingbaile。

takaikoushuodao:“gangcaihaoxiangtingdaogebibaoxiangchuanlailecanjiao,buhuichushenmeshileba!zanmenyaobuyaoqukankan?”

linranranshunshijiekou,shuodao:“nengzaizheiliwandejiusuanburenshi,jializhangbeikendingyoujiaoqing,kendingyaoqukankande!zhenyaokelepengle,woshixueyidehainengbangbangmangbushi。”

lingzhixiankanzheliangrendebiaoyan,xinliananfaxiao。yaobushishixianzhidaolelinranrandeanpai,tadouyaoxiangxinle。taqiangrenzhexiaoyi,genzheliangrenyiqixingdong。

yixingrenhenkuailaidao777baoxiangmenkou,tamenzhuangmozuoyangdiqiaoleqiaomen,shengyinlidaizhejifenguanqieyuxunwen:“hi,pengyouxuyaobangmangma?”

limianchuanlaiqijibaihuaideshengyin,shuodao:“buyong!womenmeishi!”

ranhouyoushiyishengcanjiao,neishengyinfangfoshicongyafenglijichulaide。

lingzhixiankebuxiangzaidengle,zheirenaotayijingdenghenjiule。

lingzhixianzhijietuimenerru,zuilihaixuweidishuozhe:“doushichulaiwande,youkunnanbuyonghaixiude。xiangfengjishiyuan,nengbangdeyidingbang!”

damengangbeichuaikai,tamenjiukandaolelingrenchengmujieshedeyimu。sangechishenluotidenanrenjiugenwandiedieleside,jiaodiezaiyiqi,yazaishafashang。

tamendeshentiniuquzhe,fangfobeiyiguwuxingdeliliangshufuzhe。

jianyourenchuanglejinlai,tamenlianmangquchepangbiandeyifuxiangyaogaizhuziji,jieguoqianyifaerdongquanshen,ebu~shidongsanshen。

sanrenqiqichoulekoulengqi,neishengyinfangfoshitongkudeaiming。

tebieshiqizhongdeliangren,yegubudeqita,lianmangnashouzhezhuzijidelian,fangfozheiyangjiunengyangaizhuzijidegangayuxiukui。

jiangruoyunjianjiaoyisheng,fangfokandaoleshenmekepadedongxi,tafeikuaidinazheloufengdeshouzhezhuzijideyanjing,zuilihainiannianyouci:“feiliwushi!feiliwushi!”

erlingzhixianzemomojilinranrandianlegezan,tagaodeqianglijiaohaizhenshilihaia!

zheisangerenyikanzhandesiside,chulechangmianyoudianlayanjingyemeiqitadele。

“zhouming!!!nigehunzhangwangbadan!!!zheijiushinishuodeyoushijiaban,bunengpeiwoguojie!!!

laoniangkanniwandetinghuaa!!!”

linranrandaheyisheng,chongguoqule,tanazhegaogenxiejiumengjimourendenaodai。

zhoumingbeidadeaoaozhijiao,xiangduoyouyinweimougenanyiqichidebuweiyulingliangweiwei“jianfu”beiqianglijiaoshuilaolaozhanzhu,dongzuoyidajiutengdesixinliefei,zhinengtulaodiyongshoubeigedang,changmianhunluanyouhuaji。

“ranran!ranrannitingwojieshi!a!bushinixiangdeneiyang!”zhoumingshitubianjie,dantengtonghejingherangtadehuayuzhiliposui。

“jieshi?nidouzheiyangle,nihaixiangbianphuahuyouwo!nijuedewohaihuixiangxinnima?laji!”linranranxiashougenghenle,buguotaxiayishidangzhulemouxiebukemiaoshudebuwei,buranzhibojianbeifengle,zheimejingcaidehaoximeilekezenmeban?!

pangbiandejiangruoyunsuiranjiazhuangzijibuhaoyisi,danzhibodeshoujijingtouquewendehen,jingzhundibuzhuozhezheijingbaodechangmian,zhibojiandanmuyijingchedifengle。

【******!zheishiwonengmianfeikandema?!】

【xinxiliangjuda!pianhungay?!shuangchatou!!!haihaoyunyundeguimitiqianfaxianlezhanandezhenmianmu!】

【dadehao!zheizhongzhazijiugaipuguang,rangqitajiemeibikeng!】

【**jiehaomeng!gaogenxiegongjilimax!】

【nimendoumeifaxianhuadianma?zheisangerendaoxianzaidoumeifenkai,mingming**jiedadeshizhanan,qitaliangrenyegenzhetonghu......】

【woyefaxianle,haoxiangsihushisanrenkazaiyiqile,o(∩_∩)ohaha~】

【hao**!zheizhibochidu……buhuibeifengba?danwobuxianga!】

【ruoyunwenzhu!nishizuibangdezhandijizhe!】

【dui!zhiyaonirangwokanwanquanchang,worangquanbandoulaiguanzhuni,dangnidefensi!】

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lingzhixianyekandemubuzhuanjing,zheikebimoshibaguajingcaideduoa!

buguokanzhelinranrandadeneimeshuang,tadoushouyangle,buzhidaozijizheiyangchongguoqu,huibuhuitaituwu。

erzheishi,linranrandenumashengqingxidichuanlai:“liyunting!nizheigehunzhangwangbadanjuranyeshigesigay?!nimenliangrenshanglianghaoleshiba,gezhewomenjiemeilianghuohuo!!!”

gaogenxiedegongjimubiaoshunjianzhuanyi,congzhoumingdenaodainuodaoleyazaitashangmiandeneigeshituyongshoudangliandenanrentoushang。

lingzhixianyuanbenzhengjinjinyouweidixinshangzhezheichuniandudaxi,xinlihaizaigankaihepingniandaiderenjiushixianzhede,caihuiwandezheimehua,danlengbudingtingdao“liyunting”zheigemingzi,tazhijuedeershu,yishimeifanyingguolai。

凌知闲:“!!!”

taxiangqilaile!liyunting!zheibushihaiyuanzhubeibalingdenanpengyouma?!

chiguachidaozijitoushanglaile?!

buguo……taxianzaibujiuyouliyoudongshoulema?

goudongxi,jintianluozaijieshouli,rangnishengsinanliao!!!

erqietazheijitianzaijiakebushizhihuihunchidengsi,tahaifanyuelezheigeshijiedelvfa,faxianleyigeyouliyutadelvfa——jingshenbingdarenbufanfa,zhishaozaimouxieqingkuangxia,zerenhuidadajianqing。

taxianzaidoubuyongdanxinfangweiguodang,fengzieryi,tahuiyan!

“ranranfangzherangwolai!”

“死渣男!垃圾!”

lingzhixiandamayisheng,yigejianbuchongshangqianqu,shunshouchaoqipangbianzhuoshangneigechenshidehongmuchapan,duizheyijingbeilinranranzadeyoudianmeng、lianshanghaidaizhexieyindeliyunting,jiukuangkuangyidunmengza!

neijiashi,bilinranranyonggaogenxieqiaojihaiyaoxiongmengjifen,wanquanshibenzhekaipiaoqude!

“a——!lingzhixian!nifengle?!zhushou!”liyuntingbeidadeyanmaojinxing,jutongzhixiayegubudezhelianle,shuangshouhuluanhuiwuzheshitudidang。

tajianzhibuganxiangxin,zheigepingshizaitamianqianweiweinuonuo、beitapuadesisidenvpengyou,jingranganduitadongshou?!haixiashouzheimehen!

“fengle?dui!wojiushifengle!”lingzhixianshoubutingxie,renyeyinweituopandefanzhenlikaishihuahualiulei。

zheibujiuchengle,tazadeyueyongli,kudeyuehendejingxiang。

chapanzazaipiroushangdemenxiang,hunhezheliyuntingdecanjiaohelingwailianggenanrendejinghujiaoma,changmiangengjiahunluanle。

zhoumingbeiyazaixiamian,dongyixiadouqianchedaoguanjianbuwei,tengdeziyaliezui,zhinengwunengkuangnu:“lingzhixian!**biedale!baojing!womenyaobaojing!”

“baojing?haoa!”linranranlikejiehua,chazheyao,gaogenxiejianweixiexingdizaizhoumingyanqianhuanglehuang,“zhenghaorangjingchashushulaikankan,nimensangezaizheigaojihuisuoliwan‘dieluohan’,haishexianpianhunqizha!kansheigengdiuren!”

“baojing?!baogepijing,nimenbuxiandiuren,wohaixian!xianzaihaibuganjinbazheigefengpozilanzhu!”

zhoumingliangrenwenyan,limaxingwuguolai,kaishishenshougedang。

lingzhixianjianzhuang,yanjishoukuai,yichapanjiuzazaizhoumingshoubeishang,tengdetaaoyishengsuolehuiqu。

lingyigenanrenjianzhuangyexiangbangmang,linranrandegaogenxiegenhaobuliuqingdichuaizaitadatuigenchu,sanrenzhongweiyimeibeiqianglijiaozhanshangmouchu,zhijiezaoshoudaolezhongchuang,rangtarenbuzhutonghuchusheng。

jiuzheiyangsanrenyiqidaozailedishang,lingzhixianrengxiachapan,kaishiyongjiaowuchabiedegongjidaozaidishangdesanren。

zhibojiandanmuyijingzhachengleyanhua:

【**!!!lianxujudoubuganzheimeyan!bangjiemeizhuojian,juranzhuodaolezijinanpengyou,tongqingyunyundejiemei!】

【aaaxinteng**jie!**jiebuku!data!wangsilida!】

【zheiguayoudayousouyou**!nianduzuijiazhuajianzhibo!】

【liyunting?shibushijingshilijianeigexiaoshaoye?zhenshihaomenmixina!shiwobuhuaqiannengkandema?】

【**jiekanzherouruo,baofaqilaihaolihai!】

【ruoyunkuaibaojingba!budui,shijiaojiuhucheba?haishisuanle……xiandeng**jiemendawanzaishuole】

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ranhou,jiumeiyouranhoule。

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