第四章 别关播,我要看你吃什么

baohuntundezhainan:“wojideyourenshuo,zhiyaozhubodiaoshangxiaobaitiaojiushualiwulaizhe?”

tinger:“shiya,woyekandaole,bujideshisheile,@weiyuzongzhihui,nijidema?”

“weiyuzongzhihuizengsongyijiafeiji。”

weiyuzongzhihui:“shuodaozuodao。”

tinger:“yuanlaishiniya,daqi。”

baohuntundezhainan:“daqi……”

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guanjianzheiyijiafeijijiazhi300huayuan。

genjuqianshenjiyi,zheizhongliwuzaikoudiaoyichengdeshuihou,pingtaihezhubowuwukai。

yejiushishuo,takeyizhijietixian135yuan。

dangran,linjingjuedezheishiqianshenkuaoyiyedejieguo。

“xiexiezongzhihuihegeweideliwu,qishidajiabuyongshua,youshijianlaikankanwodiaoyujiuxing。”

linjingxiaolexiao,tabingmeiyouzhiwangzhibozhuanqian,zhuyaoshijilushenghuo,taqianshiqudiaoyu,shenshangyexiguanguayizhiyundongshexiangji,genghekuangxianzaiyoulexitong,gengbuxuyaole。

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genghekuangbukenengzhidiaobaitiaobushi?

ranhouxiaobaitiaojiulianganle。

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“baitiaoziyuanzheimehaoma?qiuweizhi,qiuerliao,qiuzhidian。”

“baitiaoneimekeai,weishenmeyaoyizhidiaobaitiao。”

“……”

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erqielinjinghaidekaolvshenghuowenti——yishizhuxing。

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ritoudangkong,qiwenyuelaiyuegao,shijianlaidaoshiyidianban,yukouqinglexuduo。

linjingchongzhejingtoushuodao:“haolegewei,jintiandezhibojiudaozhei……”

“tingerzengsongyijiafeiji。”

linjinghuahaimeishuowan,yijiafeijibazhanlepingmu。

“不用,真不用。”

林景连连摆手。

tinger:“bieguanbo,woyaokannizhongwuchishenme,daoshihouzaijinishua。”

“duiduidui,zhubobiexiabozhihou,jiuquchicantingzhujiudianba?”

“wojiushuofenshoushijiemuxiaoguo,nimenhaibuxin。”

“womenkandaode,zhishizhuboxiangrangwomenkandaode。”

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mingmingshidiaoyuzhubolaizhe。

“weiyuzongzhihuizengsongyijiafeiji。”

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“ganhaisigezengsongyijiafeiji。”

qitaxiaoliwuyeshibuduanshangtiao。

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“好,那就不关。”

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“针不戳啊!”

“主播是会吃的。”

“gezhepingmudouwendaoxiangweile。”

“zhubobufangyan,bufangjijing?”

“jijingbushichaofencaifangma?”

“jiushi,tuguofanfanglefanerhuipohuaixiangqi。”

“baitiaoneimekeai,weishenmeyaochibaitiao。”

“zhubonveshaxiaodongwu,haichidiao,jubao!”

linjingyongxiaodeneizhibaigangpenzuowan,yibianchiyibiangenshuiyoujiaoliuqilai。

xiaobaitiaoxuemingjiaocantiao,yejiaoqinglinzi,baipiaozi,yeyoudedifangjiaoqiaozui。

dangran,yeyoujiaolandaoyude,yinweiqizaiyoudongshi,jibeichengqinglanse。

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buguoneiweiyaojubaodeyoukezaimeishuohua。

linjingchidehenjingxi,bameitiaoxiaoyuderoudouchidehenganjing。

weiyuzongzhihui:“xiangzheimedadeyuyouzhazuixiang,shiyangzhiyumeiyoudeweidao。”

tinger:“zhuboweikouzhenhao,kandewodouele,diangewaimai,benlaiyaojieshide,douguaini。”

“有口了!”

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“漱漱……”

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“xiaobaitiaohaimeichiwan,youzhongyule?”

“zhuboyunqihaoajintian,gangpaoyitiaodade,mashangyoulaile。”

“nimenshuo,youmeiyoukenengshidiaodaolanxingle?”

“yihaoxianzuyexiangshangdayu?zhubozheitiaoyudiaoshangan,wozhibodaolilaxi!”

“+1。”

“+10010。”

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“liyu!kanweibadehongse。”

“dequeshiliyu,zuishangyouxuzi。”

“zheitiaoyukanzheyousishigongfen,deyouwujinzhongleba?”

“主播放生了吧。”