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tanggehunlidangtian,nvshenbanniangbuzhepianlvdezaixinlangjiamenkouziyi……

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wuyixiaozhangjia,wojiezhetanggebaibindehunliweiyou,huidaoleshuiyuewankannainai。

dengwokaichedaojiashi,yijingxiawusidianduole,binpengsanjin,zhishengxiaxinniangzidebanniangtuanheyixiexuanxiaodecunliqingnianle。

闹新婚!

cunlirenkoushao,woyouchangnianzaiwaimianshangxue、shixi,daozhizheizhongchanghewohaishidiyicijian,bumianyouxiehaoqi。

yiqunrenzaixinfanglixiaonaoshengbuduan,tingjianwokaimensheng,baibinjimangzhaohuwoguoquwan,qitaqingniandaomeineimereqing,duoshidagezhaohubianyouzhongxinweileguoqu。

sihunaodongfangyouzhetebiedemeili!

jianzhuangwoyebuyoudecoushangqu,zheiyiqunqingniannannvweizaidakangbianer。

zhijianyigebanlangguizaichuangshang,yaoshanghaixizhedabanjiexiangjiao,banniangdeliangzhishouxizhehongshengbeizaishenhou,guizaibanlangqianmianquyaoneigenxiangjiao。

shenbianyourenzaixixiao,yourenzaiyongshoujiluxiang,erwojiushigegeburudeneiyige……

huoxujuedeguohuodezhiyouwoyige!

zheishibanniangtaiqitou,zhenggelianyouxiezhanghong,buzhidaoshixiudehaishiwanyaobiede。

tasihuzhuyidaolewo,lianseyouxiebuziran,jimangdixiatou。

wodefanyingsihumanleyipai,yinweineizhanglianzhendehenshuxi!

dingyao!cengjingrangwosannianhunqianmengraoderen!

tashiwodegaozhongtongxue,xiaohuahuoxuyouxiekuazhang,danshitahuopokailang,shiwomenbanjizhongzuiyinrenzhumudenvsheng。

cengjingzhenggegaozhongshidai,tajiuxiangshidaiyouguanghuandenvshenyiyangzhaojinwodexinhai。

woyinglenainaideyuan,xianghaimianyiyangxishouzhezhishi,tongshiyexishouleshiwudeyangfen,congxiaobianshiyigepangzi,ergaozhongshidaicengyinweishencaibeixiaoyuanbaoli。

shitaneijiaoxiaodeshentidangzailewodemianqian,ganzouleneixieren,neishi,woshichangzaixiang,tajiaoxiaodeshentizhongdaodiyunzangzheduodadenengliang……

tazhongtubuzhidaoshenmeyuanyinchuoxue,wohaiyinciyihancongweixiangtabiaobai,napawozhidaotahuijujuewo。

“吃啊!”

wokandaoyigebanniangtuandenvshengtuiledingyaoyiba,dingyaoyigeliexiezhijiekouzailechuangshang,tadetoupaizaixiangjiaoshang,yuanbenjingzhidezhuangrongzaitataiqilianshiguamanleniannidexiangjiaosuirou。

zhouweichuanchuhongxiaosheng,xinlangxinniangyeqiangrenxiaoyi。

wokandaodingyaoyandiyinzheshuiqi。

“biewanle,biewanle。”

dingyaozuilininanzhe,shuohuajianzhengzhaqishen,danshishentiquebeiyigebanniangyazhu。

“zhouyuedaxiderizi,dingyaonikebiesaoxinga。”

zhongrenfenfenfuhe,jigebanniangshangqiehaihao,erjigebanlangdemuguangsihutouloushuobuqingdaobumingdeyisi。

yigebanniangxiaozhebangdingyaojiekaishushoudehongsheng,zheiyijudongrangzhongduobanlangliansebutaihaokan。

neigebanniangnachuzhijincadiaodingyaolianshangdexiangjiaosuirou,wokandaodingyaodebiaoqinghenbuziran,jieguozhijinzijicashi,neigebanniangxiaozhedao:

“lailailai,ganggangnimenbushishuohaiyouyouxima?”

yiqunbanlangxiaole,yanshenzhongsihuchuandizhemouzhongwobushuzhidexinhao。

“biewanle,biewanle!”

dingyaodehuameiyouqidaozuoyong,ganggangkaikoudebanniangyouduizhedingyaoeryuleyixia。

womeitingdaotashuoleshenme,danshiwokandaodingyaodeliandunshiyinchenlehenduo。

sihuyouxiekangju,danshiquemeizaichuyanfankang。

wokandaoyigebanniangnachuyidiehongbao,tongshiyigebanlangyenachuyidiehongbao,lianggerenxiangshijijumoqiyiyang。

banniangfuzejianghongbaosairumeiyigegaosongdebanniangfuzhong,erdingyaozemingxianfangdegengshenyixie。

wokandaotadehenyinchen,danshitameiyoufankang。

wokandaoneigebanlangjiangdaikoudehongbao,guazaigegebanlangdeyaodaishang。

neigebanlangmanlianxingfendedao:

“youxijiushiyongzuiqudegengduodehongbao,kaishiba,nengqudaoduoshaohongbao,quanpingziji。”

yishijianzhengjianwuziluanleqilai。

我的双手无处安放。

我的双脚无处安放。

woderenyewuchuanfang……

wocuoedekanzheyanqiandeyimumu,zheijiwodeganjuebushiyigeshenshengsumudehunli,ershiyigemeiyoudixiandejuzhongyluanchangsuo!

yigebanlangzhijieshangshou,zhuazhuledingyaodejiao,yongliyila。

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dingyaozaigubushangcalian,pinmingdezhengdongzhe,shuangshouyezainulidetuikaiyishuangshuangshenxiangtadexianzhushou。

“buyaoa!biezheiyang!”

banlangmenyigegexiangshidalejixue,gengxiangshifaleqingdetaidi……

youdebanniangyecanzaodushou,youdebanniangrengzaimanlianxiaoyidepaishezhe,jiushizhujiadexinlangxinniangdouzaiweixiaozhekandaiyanqiandeyiqie,wushengdemoxuzhe。

dingyaodejianjiaoshenghebanlangbanniangdexiaonaoshengxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

womamudekanzheyanqiandeyiqie。

woxinzhongshenshengerzhuangyandehunyin,weishenmehuibianchengleyanqiandezheifuyangzi?

zheinalishinaodongfang,fenmingjiushipizhenaodongfangdedaodewaiyiquxingbuguizhishi!