tanggehunlidangtian,nvshenbanniangbuzhepianlvdezaixinlangjiamenkouziyi……
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wuyixiaozhangjia,wojiezhetanggebaibindehunliweiyou,huidaoleshuiyuewankannainai。
dengwokaichedaojiashi,yijingxiawusidianduole,binpengsanjin,zhishengxiaxinniangzidebanniangtuanheyixiexuanxiaodecunliqingnianle。
闹新婚!
cunlirenkoushao,woyouchangnianzaiwaimianshangxue、shixi,daozhizheizhongchanghewohaishidiyicijian,bumianyouxiehaoqi。
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sihunaodongfangyouzhetebiedemeili!
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shenbianyourenzaixixiao,yourenzaiyongshoujiluxiang,erwojiushigegeburudeneiyige……
huoxujuedeguohuodezhiyouwoyige!
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cengjingzhenggegaozhongshidai,tajiuxiangshidaiyouguanghuandenvshenyiyangzhaojinwodexinhai。
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“吃啊!”
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wokandaodingyaoyandiyinzheshuiqi。
“biewanle,biewanle。”
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“zhouyuedaxiderizi,dingyaonikebiesaoxinga。”
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neigebanniangnachuzhijincadiaodingyaolianshangdexiangjiaosuirou,wokandaodingyaodebiaoqinghenbuziran,jieguozhijinzijicashi,neigebanniangxiaozhedao:
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“biewanle,biewanle!”
dingyaodehuameiyouqidaozuoyong,ganggangkaikoudebanniangyouduizhedingyaoeryuleyixia。
womeitingdaotashuoleshenme,danshiwokandaodingyaodeliandunshiyinchenlehenduo。
sihuyouxiekangju,danshiquemeizaichuyanfankang。
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neigebanlangmanlianxingfendedao:
“youxijiushiyongzuiqudegengduodehongbao,kaishiba,nengqudaoduoshaohongbao,quanpingziji。”
yishijianzhengjianwuziluanleqilai。
我的双手无处安放。
我的双脚无处安放。
woderenyewuchuanfang……
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“buyaoa!biezheiyang!”
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zheinalishinaodongfang,fenmingjiushipizhenaodongfangdedaodewaiyiquxingbuguizhishi!