第一章
qiaosizhengchuyuanneitian，jiedaoleyigedianhua。
“qiaoxiaojie，nindeyiyaofeiwomenyijingquanbufuqing，jiexialaigaininlvxingchengnuole。”
zhidaodianhuaneitoushuowan，qiaosizhengcaiqingqingdengleyisheng：“wozhidaole，xiexienimen。”
kanzhebeiguaduandedianhua，qiaosizhengxinlisixufanyong。
tajinnianershisui，weileqian，tabaziji“mai”jileyigedatashisuidenanren。
zhiyinzaitazaoyuchehuo，yishengshuoyoujiezhifengxianbixudongshoushushi，tajiaobuqiyiyaofei。
ertadeqinshenggege，tadezhumaweihunfu，quanbujujuejieqianjita。
tacongxiaofumushuangwang，gegejiangtayishoupengzaishouxinyangda，zaozaodinghaohunyuedezhumayejiangtachongderuzhensibao。
kezheiyiqiechongai，quandoutingzaileyusuiwanchuxiandeneitian。
yusuiwanshitajiujiudenver，jiujiujiumayiwaishenwanghou，gegekelianta，jiujiangtajieleguolai。
ziciyusuiwanjinruleqiaojia，chengleqiaosizhengdejiejie，yechengleqiaosizhengcihoudeemeng。
weilexiyinqiaosiyanheshenjinyandemuguang，yusuiwanjingchangwumieqiaosizheng，bujinshuotahuaqiandashoudajiao，balingtongxue，haizaoyaozijizongshizaibeidiliqifuta。
qiaosiyantinghouborandanu，juedezijijiangqiaosizhengchongdewufawutian，yebutingtadejieshi，bianzhijiexianzhitadexiaofei，yaoqiutameiyibihuaxiaodoubixuxiangtadaqiantiao，shuoqingqiandequchu。
shinianle，yusuiwanmeiyuedelinghuaqiandouyouyibaiwan，erqiaosizhengquexiexiazhengzheng999zhangqiantiao，zongxiaofeibuchaoguowuwan。
shenjinyangengshiyinweiyusuiwandewuxianduitajianjianshuli。
tachuchehuoweizaidanxi，tashengmingzhongzuiqindelianggenanren，bujinbukenjieqian，fanerjuedetazaiyanxi，juedetazaibotongqing。
yishunjiantawannianjuhui，budebutuozhehunshenshixuedecanqu，xiazheguiaiqiuluguodexingren，kemeirenyuanyibangta。
zhidaotazhuazhuyigenanrendekutui，kuzheshuozhiyaoyuanyijieqian，rangtazuoshenmedoukeyi。
nanrenxizhuanggelv，jinchifeifan，kanzhetachenmoupianke：“shenmedoukeyi，baokuo，jiehunma？”
tajiuzheiyangjiangzijimailechuqu，zhiyaotabangtachushoushufei，tajiuhetalingzheng。
houlaitazaimeijianguoneigenanren，suoyoushiqingdoushitademishuchuli。
mishushuo，zuiduojitaliangzhoushijianchulisishi。
liangzhou，zugouhaiqingnei999zhangqiantiao，hesuoyourenzhanduanguanxile。
bieshumenbeituikai，kanzhezhanzaixuanguanchudeqiaosizheng，sanrenyuanbenqilerongrongdefenweishunjianxiaosan。
tajiuxiangyigeturanchuangrubierenjiademoshengren，jieshouzhegegeqiaosiyanhezhumashenjinyandelengdanmuguang。
qiaosizhengqialeqiashouxingangyaowangzijifangjianzouqu，qiaosiyanturanlishengjiaozhuleta。
“zhanzhu！suiwandehongbaoshishoulianbujianle，shibushinitoude？”
qiaosizhengjiaobuyidun，xiayimiaoyusuiwanweiweiququdeshengyinjiuchuanleguolai：“meimei，niyaoshixihuanjiuzhijiegenwoshuo，hebiqutouni？”
wenyan，shenjinyanyecuzhemeikanxiangta：“sizheng，bashoulianhaijisuiwan。”
tingzhelianggenanrendudingdeyuqi，qiaosizhengxinzhongfanqiyigusuanse。
tamenhaishizheiyang，yongyuanbuxinta，zhipingyusuiwandeyijuhua，jiurendingtashixiaotou。
qiaosizhengyaoleyaotou：“womeiyoutoutadedongxi。”
shuowan，tabuzaikantamen，zhuanshenjiuwangzijidefangjianzouqu。
“砰！”
xiayike，qiaosiyanchaotashuailaidechabeizaitajiaodizhakailehua。
“bushininadehainengyoushei，zhiyounijinguotadefangjian！”
kanzhejiaodisifenwuliedechabei，qiaosizhengzhijuepibeihekexiao。
danfantamenwenyiwenyongren，jiuzhidaotazheixietianyizhizaiyiyuanli，shuangtuizhichayidianjiubeijiezhile，naliyoushijianqutoutadedongxi。
“womeiyoutou，woyebuhuitoutadedongxi！”
qiaosizhengqiangxingyaxiafandaohoujiandesuanse，yuqigewaidejianding。
kezaitamendeyanli，quechenglelingyifumoyang。
qiaosiyanlianseyufayinchen，zhijiecongqiangshangquxiabianzi，dabuchaotazoulai。
kandaozheiyimudeyongrenshunjianmingbaileqiaosiyandeyongyi，mengdichongshangqianlaijiubaqiaosizhenganguizaidishang。
xiayike，neigenfenglidebianzishunjianluodaotadebeishang！
“啪！”
bianzizaicicongqiaosizhengshenshangdanqideshunjian，yijingdailexue！
qiaosizhengtengdelianseshunjiancanbai，shouruodeshenquyeyinchengshoubuzhujiuguipazaidishang。
tahunshenbutingdezhandou，xinzhongquegandaowuxiandebeiliang。
yiqiantashiqiaosiyanpengzaishouxintengaidemeimei，tahuijitazhatoufa，jitachuanxie，tengderuzhusibao。
kezicongtakaishixiangxinyusuiwandehuanghuahou，jiafajiuchengletadejiachangbianfan。
一鞭。
两鞭。
三鞭。
……
十鞭。
kanzheqiaosizhengxueroumohudebei，shenjinyanxinzhongyijin，xiayishizhuazhuqiaosiyandebianzi：“keyile，siyan。”
keqiaosiyanquexiangmeiyoutingdaoyiyang，yibianjiezheyibianshuaizaitabeishang。
meichoudatayibianzi，tadouhuilishengwentayiju：“nizhibuzhicuo？”
meiyici，qiaosizhengdousisiyaozhuzuichun，huidadehuayongyuanshi——
“womeitou，hecuozhiyou！”
shenjinyankanzhetazheifuqicandemoyang，chuizaishencedeshouweiweizhandou。
jiudangtayaozaicizulanshi，qiaosiyanzhongyutinglexialai，yuguangpiaodaopazaidishangyanyanyixideqiaosizheng，yanliyishanburen。
danxiangqitadeneixiesuozuosuowei，tadeyuqishunjianbingleng：“batatuochuqu，shenmeshihouzhidaocuolezaijiwofangjinlai！”
henkuaiqiaosizhengjiubeibaobiaotuolechuqu，shenhouliuxiayichuanzhangzhangdexueji。
waimianxiazhedayu，baobiaoshizaikanbuxiaqu，xiaoshengquandao：“xiaojie，yaobuninjiudigetourengecuoba。”
“buranyihouderizininkezenmebana？”
qiaosizhengzhengzhazhecongdishangzhanqi，yaoyaoyuzhuidao。
“yihou？meiyouyihoulea。”