“fuqinta！tazenmenengzheiyangni！tadoumeiyouzhengqiuguowodeyijian！”
hanxiaokanzheqiuxiangxiangfahuo，queshizhubajiekanxifu，zenmekanzenmeshunyan。
“ai，niangzi，fumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，woshibinixiaosansui，buguonvdasanbaojinzhuanna，wobujieyide。”
“wojieyi！nijiwogunchuqu！wobuxiangzaijiandaoni！”
hanxiaoshanshanyixiao，zheibianlianbifanshuhaikuai，shuofengjiushiyude。
“那领证的事情？”
“滚！”
hanxiaonaolenaotou，qiuxiangxiangdebujieshou，tashixianshiyouxinlizhunbeide，benlaixiangzheruozheiweihunqishizaibuyuanyiyejiusuanle，fanzhenglaotouyuanzaishenshan，shangaohuangdiyuanjiebujiezheigehundouyiyang。
kezhenzhenkandaozijizheiweiweihunqizhihou，tagaizhuyile，naweiyingxiongbuaimeiren，jiranyijingmingzhengyanshunle，neiyemeiyoubazheiweimeijiaoqigongshourangchudedaoli。
dengzheba，jingchengsuozhijinshiweikai，tajiubuxiangxinzheixifuzhuibushangshou。
chulebangongshi，tayizhuanshenjiudunzaimenkoutingzhelimiandedongjing，zheishidadiantikouzouchulaiyigeyoutoufenmiandegongzige，shuzheyouguangzengliangdebeitou，shouzhongpengzheyidashujiaoyandehuaer，zhengshixianqianmenkouneige，gujizheixiaoziyezhaoleqiuxiangxiangbantian。
“zhanzhu，ganmade？”hanxiaoyanjingyideng，zhizhetajiulenghe。
“hehe，woshilaijiqiuzongsonghuade。”beitounanlengleyixia，buguokanhanxiaomiansebushandeyangzi，yejiulaolaoshishidihuida。
“neihuafangxiaba，nikeyizoule。”hanxiaomianseyileng，ruoshigangcaimeijianguoqiuxiangxiangzhiqian，talidoubuhuili，kezheihuibuxing，neiyijingshineidingdexifule，sheiyaoganzailaizhui，daduantagoutui！
“wohaishiqinshoubahuajiaojiqiuzongba，bijingshiwodeyifanxinyi。”beitounanhenzhizhe。
hanxiaolenglengyixiao，“niyouyuyuema？”
“wu，zheigehaizhenmeiyou，buguo...”
hanxiaoyihuishou，“meiyoujiuganjingundan，qiuzongriliwanjishinixiangjianjiunengjiande？”
beitounandunshihuole，suishuozheijiahuomiansebushan，ketayebushisheidounengzheimeduidaide。
“neiniyoushiganmade？nishiqiuzongdemishuma？bushidehuayeqingnirangkai，niyebuqudatingdating，yishijituanshangshangxiaxianageganlanwo？”
“wobushitamishu，woshitananren。”
hanxiaoshuangshoubaoxiong，shuodelizhiqizhuang，beitounanyiting，lengleyixia，suijihezhiqiandebaoanyiyangxiaochulesheng。
“ha？xiaozininaoziyoubingba，nishuoshijiushile，yaoannizheimeshuozhenggesuhangshangxiashulaozizhuiqiuxiangxiangshijianzuizhangyezuichengxin，woqibuyeshixiangxiangdenanrenle？”
“bishangnidegouzui，xiangxiangyeshinijiaode？”
beitounanmianseyileng，“xiaozinizheishizhaochashiba，niyaotongyangxianghewojingzhengxiangxiangneiwohuanying，woyebushineimexiaodujichangdenanren，buguoniyaoshizhaochadehua，hengheng，wohongwusiyebushigeruanshizirennirounie！”
“wojiushizhaochaa，niyaowoa。”hanxiaoxiaolexiaomanlianbiyi，tahaizhenqiaobushangzheibeitounan，yanjingfuzhong，jiaobuxufu，mingxianshenzikuikong。
“...”
jiuzaizheishi，bangongshimenturandakai，qiuxiangxiangtantouchulai，jiandaojianbanuzhangdeliangrenmingxianyileng，suijimeitouzhouleqilai。
“hongwusinizenmeyoulaile！”
hongwusidunshiliangyanfangguang，taohaodijuqishouzhongdehua，“xiangxiang，nikanzheihuaxihuanma，zheishicongshengmadingkongyunlaide...”
“buxihuan！hongwusiwogennishuoleduoshaobianle，womenbukenengde！yihouqingnibuyaolaidaraowodegongzuole！”qiuxiangxiangbunaifanle，jintianzhenshimeiyijianshunxinshi。
“heihei，meiguanxidexiangxiang，huabuxihuanwozheijiurengdiao，buguowobuhuifangqide，haiyouwoyejuebuhuirangshenmeamaoagoudoulaidaraoni！”
shuowan，hongwusiyizhizhehanxiao，lengshengdao：“qingnilikai！”
hanxiaomianseguguaidikanzheta，“nijintianchumenwangchiyaoleba，zheishiwoxifudedifang，wozaizheidaibudaidaiduojiuyeshiwoxifushuolesuanba，genniyougemaoxiandeguanxi？”
“xiangxiang，nikandaoleba，zheigexiaozikoukoushengshengwumienidemingsheng，shuotashinidenanren，nihaibugantazou？yaobuyaowobangmang？”hongwusiyiliankangfen，zhongyuzhaodaogekeyijiejiqinjinnvshendejihui。sheiliao，xiayimiaotajiururubingjiao。
qiuxiangxiangtonghongzhexiaolian，xiaoshouzhuaishanghanxiaodeyijiao，“hanxiaonijiwojinlai！hongshaowojiubusongnile，nizijilikaiba。”
duihanxiaodeyifanhuahanxiudaiqie，yifuxiaoxifudemoyang，duitahongwusiqueshiwubideshengleng，cijiansheiqinsheishujiubuyongmingshuole。
“...”
砰！
bangongshimenguanshang，hongwusishoupengxianhuazhanzaizoulanglifadai，chulezhongbiaodadadibaidongsheng，sihuhaiyoushenmedongxisuileyidi。
...
“bugongpingabugongpinga！woxiangbutongaxiangbutonga！”
bujiuzhihouyishijituanfeitengle，zhuiqiuqiuzongdeneigewenweneryadedashaoyehongwusijingrankuzhepaochulejituandamen，kouzhonghaizaimanshibugandipaoxiao，jingdiaoleyidideyanqiu。
...
“heihei，xifu，wokanniyouxieyinxuhuowang，chuleliandanshu，anmotuinawoyehuiyidian，buruwojinianmoanmo，buguonizheiyifutaihoule，anmoyaotuoyifude。”
“nini！hanxiaoniwuchi！”
hanxiaomanlianwugu，xinshuowoguanxinguanxinzijixifuzenmejiuwuchile。
qiuxiangxianghaoburongyicaizhenglihaolesilu，lianshangdehongyunzongsuanxiaotuilejifen，shenxilekouqi，takanzhehanxiao。
“hanxiao，jiehunzheijianshiwobutongyi，tashita，woshiwo，xianzaishixinshidaile，tayemeiquanlijuedingwodehunshi，suoyiyihoubuxunizheimechenghuwo！”
“...niganghuidaodoushi，ruguoshenghuoshangmianyoushenmekunnan，shiqueqianhaishizhaogongzuo，wodoukeyibangni，buguochucizhiwai，women，haishibuyaojianmianle。”
hanxiaonaolenaotou，zheijiushichiluoluodijujuele。
“e，zheiyanga，douxing，neihunshuniliuzheba，shishaolehaishisidiaodoukeyi。”
tameiyoureliantielengpigudexiguan，jibianshiyouhuowuxiandeqiaotun。
“zheizhangkaliyouyibaiwan，nigangcongshanlichulaixiangbiyemeiyoushenmeqian，xiannazheyongba，yihouyoukunnankeyijiwodemishudadianhua。”
hanxiaokanlekanmingmouhaochideweihunqi，xinzhongshuomeiyouyihanneishibukenengde，danrenjiadoubahuashuodaozheigefenshangletahainengzenmeyang。
“qianjiubuyongle，wohaodaiyeshilaotoudetudi，yaoshibazijiesileshuochuqudoujilaotoudiuren，zheilishisankedahaidan，liangkeqingxudan，houzheshijiniquhuoyongde，qianzhenengjiuming，jiudangshijinidefenshoufeile。”
hanxiaoyifanhuashuowanrengxiadanyaojiuchaowaizou，kanqilaisihaomeiyouliulian，qiuxiangxiangweiweiyizheng，xinzhongqianyimanman。
“deng，dengyixia...”
hanxiaolimahuanlezhangxiaolianhuitou。
“heihei，niangzinifanhuilea？wojiushuomajiannidiyiyanjiuyouyugan，zanliangzheibeizishifenbukaile。”
qiuxiangxiangjiantazheifumeixiumeisaodeyangziqidefanlegebaiyan。
“滚！”