第1章
“奶奶！”
“qiuqiuninranghuashenyiyequjiwomamakankanbingba！”
“womamakuaibuxingle！”
yefu，guibinshi，jifengkuqiudao。
“jifeng，nizheiwonangfeishangmennvxuhaodadedanzi！”
“huashenyiganggangcaicongsishenshouzhongbanainaizuixinaidejinmaoshiwangqianghuilai，nijiupaolaigenkusangsidehunao，zheishianlexinyaohuainainaidehaoxinqingma？！”
yejiadaboyewuborandanudao。
“滚出去！”
“滚出去！”
“zaibugunchuqu，laozidasini！”
laozhangrenyewenyechongjifengnuhou。
“huashenyi，rangnijianxiaole，zanmenyibugebifangjianxiuxiba。”
yejianainaiqueshiyibianaifuzhehuailidejinmaoquan，yibianduihuashenyipeixiaodao。
huashenyiliankandoumeikanjifengyiyan，biansuiyejianainaixianggebifangjianfangxiangerqu。
“奶奶！”
“华神医！”
“nimenbukeyizheiyang，bukeyijiansibujiua！”
“nandao，zainimenyanli，womamademing，haiburuyizhijinmaogouma！”
jifengchongyejianainaihehuashenyisixinliefeidihandao。
raner，yejianainaihehuashenyitouyebuhuidejinlegebifangjian，suizhelianggeyahuanjiangfangmenguanshang，zaiyekanbujianle。
“made，sheijinidedanzishuonainaidejinmaoshigou？！”
“neishijinmaoshiwang，dongbu？！”
“shiyeyezaishishi，zuoweierliuhaomenzhishouderenjiasongde！”
“qiebushuo，zheizhijinmaoshiwangbenshenjiujiazhiguobaiwan，zuoweirenjiasongjiyejiadeliwu，gengshizhenggeyejiadewubiderongyao！”
“nimamayibajiangutou，nipingshenmenatagenjinmaoshiwangbi！”
“yigezhangnianlaobinghao，silejiusile，youshenmehaozaizheikuhaode！”
“niyigewonangfeishangmennvxu，gengyoushenmezige，zaizheiqiunainairanghuashenyiqujinineiyibajiangutoudelaomakanbing？！”
yewudeerziyehu，zheishiyezaipangbianyifentianyingdao。
pangbianbiederengengshigenzheyizhenqihong，fenfenzhizejifengzibuliangli，yigewonangfeishangmennvxujingranyedanganqiunainairanghuashenyiqubangtamamakanbing，pohuainainaidehaoxinqing，zheizhongrenjiuyinggaizheijiulikemashanghongchuyefuqu。
“yehu，nishiyejiasunbeiweiyidenanding。”
“nainaizuichongni，yezuitingnidehua。”
“qiuqiuni，qubangwoxiangnainaiqiuqiuqing，ranghuayijiujiuwomamaba！”
“congciyihou，wojizuoniuzuoma！”
jifengqueshimangchongyewukuqiudao。
“hehe，jiwozuoniuzuoma？”
“jiupingni，yigemeishaojizijizhangmuniangyijiadaoxijiaoshui，liantamendechouwazidouxidewonangfeishangmennvxuyepei？”
“juwosuozhi，nigenyeyingyingjiehunzhengzhengsannianle，nishiyeyeshuidipu，zhijinliantadeshoudoumeiganpengguoba？”
“哈哈哈！”
yehuyibiansaozhejifeng，yibiansaozheneibiandeyewenyijia，youqishisaozheyeyingying，yizhenwubiqingmiedekuangxiao。
“哈哈哈！”
guibinshilibiedeyejiaren，yegenzheyizhenkuangxiao。
yewenyijialiansebiandegengjiayichangdenankan。
“buguo，yaowoqiunainaiyebushibuxing，nidedayingwoyigetiaojian......”
叶虎却忽然又道。
“好！”
“我答应你！”
“bieshuoyigetiaojian，jiushishigetiaojian，woyedayingni！”
季风忙道。
“shouxian，nidejiwoguixia！”
yehuzaicisaoleyanneibiandeyewenyijia，youqishi，saoleyanyeyingying，lengxiaodao。
“好！”
jifenglianyouyudoumeiyouyuyixia，“putong”yishengguilexiaqu。
yewenyijiabigangganghaiyaoyouxiuyounudeyaoyaqiechi。
yeyingyingmeiyouyaoyaqiechi，queshibinglengzheyizhangqingguoqingchengdelian，liankandoumeiyoukanjifengyiyan。
“ranhou，nidewangzheilizuanguoqu。”
叶虎更加冷笑道。
zhangkaishuangtui，xiangzijidekuaxiazhilezhi。
guibinshizaicibiandeyichangdejingji。
lianpingshixiguanlechaofengheqifujifengdesuoyouren，doulengleleng。
tamendouxiangbudao，yehuhuitichuruciguofendeyaoqiu。
“yehu，nibuyaotaiguofen！”
yeyingyingquezhongyulengshengdao，dapoleguibinshidejijing。
“过分？”
“wojiuguofenlezenmeyang？”
“wonangfei，nidaodishizuanhaishibuzuan？”
“wojinishusanshengdeshijian，guolezheigecunkejiumeizheigedianle。”
“sanshengyiguo，nijiushizaiqiuwo，napashijiwoketoukesizaiwomianqian，yemeiyongle！”
yehuqueshidao，hailenglengdeshulege“yi”zi！
“jifeng，niyaoshizuanle，womenjiulihun。”
yeyingyingmeiyoukanyehu，queshiduijifengdao。
yizhangqingguoqingchengdelianlengrubingxue，shengyingenglengrubingshuang，rucongdijiaolichuilaidefeng。
季风愣了愣。
“二！”
yehuqueshigengjialenglengdeshuchudiergezi。
“钻！”
“快钻呀！”
“guolezheigecun，jiumeizheigedianle！”
“nainaizuitingyehudehua，zhiyouyehunengbangnixiangnainaiqiuqing，huashenyiyecaihuikanzainainaidemianzishang，mianweiqinandejiunimama......”
suiran，pangdebiederenxiangbudaoyehuhuitichuruciguofendeyaoqiu，quebandianyebingbuyingxiangtamenzheigeshihouwubixingfenwubiqidaidegenzheqihong。
yehugengjialengxiaodao，zhanglezhangzui，jiuyaoshuchudisangezi。
“我钻！”
“我钻！”
“我这就钻！”
季风慌慌的忙道。
zhongmukuikuixia，tabishangleyanjing。
tadeyanjingyibeiqurudeleishuidashi。
yeyingyingyizhangqingguoqingchengdelian，gengjiabinglengrushuang，zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。
yehuqueshiyigeyanshen，bianyoujigejiadingguoqudangzhuletadequlu。
rucijingcaideshike，tazenmekenengrangyeyingyingcuoguo？
jifengcongyehuzhangkaideshuangtuixiazuanleguoqu。
zaizhongmukuikuixia，zaiyeyingyingliankanyebuxiangkanta，queyoubudebumianduideyanpizidixia，zuanleguoqu！