第6章 求求了,陈先生(2288字)

语不惊人死不休。

yijuhuarangsuoyourendoudengguolai。

songlingerhuxikaishijicu。

liaoxuanjilengheng:“xiaozi,naerlaide?youmashengmeimajiao?”

bianshuobianbasongwanzhangfangping:“nipaosongjialaikengmengguaipian?quemeixiangdaopengjianwozheizhenfoba?”

“darenzhibing?nixiangchuzheizhongpozhaoerdeshihou,jiubuduofanliangbenzhengtongyishukankan,youzheizhaoshuma?”

“废物!”

liaoxuanjiduichenyudebishiyichongpotianji。

zhishitazheihuayichu,sheidoumeifaxian,bingchuangshanghaiyouxiedaizhidesongwanzhangyanshenmengdeyidou。

erzheibiansonglingeryijingdairenweishanglechenyu:

“xingchende,ruguobushiliaoshenyijishichuxianliwankuanglan,wobajiubeinihaisile,wosonglingerjueduibuhuifangguoni。”

chenyumeitouyizhou:“songxiaojie,suiranwoweilejiweishijieyouqiuyuni,danniyebietaiguofen。”

“wozhenshizaijiuniba,yuanligangcaiwoyejieshiguole。”

chenyuwuyu,tagenzheinvrennandaohaizhenbazifanchong?

songruyanyanjingmileyixia,taxianzaiyouzhongshuobuchulaideganjue。

songlingeryanshenehenhende:

“niguihualianpian,wozheibeizidoubuhuizaixinnibanjuhua,lairen!”

huhulalasongjiaxiarenzhijieweimanfangjian,zhangqiaoyungengshixialingyaodasichenyu。

“慢着!”

keturansongwanzhanghanleyisheng,zhongrenjingcha,ganjinkanqu,zhijiansongwanzhangjingranjiannanchengqishenzi。

tayanshensisidingzhechenyu,

“nimendouchuqu,taliuxia。”

“啊?”

所有人都惊诧。

“ba,tashihairenjing,nishibushihutule?”songlingerjile。

“worangnimenchuqunimentingbudaoma?wohaimeisini!”

songwanzhangdanu,kehanwanturankaishituxue,basongjiarenhedebansi。

songruyanjianzhuanglazhesonglingeryuzhangqiaoyun:

“zanmenhaishixianchuquba。”

zaibuchuqu,qiyebarenqisile。

songlingerbufangxin:“ba,womenkeyichuqu,dansongshenyihaiyouqiyuanzhangdeliuxialaizhaoguni,suanwoqiunile!”

songlingershuozheguizaidishang,youshenyizaitazhishaoanxinxie。

songwanzhangxintouyiruan,diandiantou。

songlingerzheicaidairenwangwaizou。

zhishiluguochenyushicongyafengzhongjichuweixie:

“**,niyaoshiganhaiwoba,wojiusuanzijimingbuyao,yeyaolanipeizang!”

wenyan,chenyujinshikuxiao。

tiana,zijizaisonglingerxinli,yijingshizheiyangle?

ruguoanlaodongxidehuashuo,tadegensanqingjingliantigunchuangdan,erqiehaideshisanqingjingliantiziyuanpeihebingjiduhuanyudeqingkuangxiacainengjiezijidejiutianlieyangdu。

kexianzaisheinengjiaojiaota,zheiteniangdezenmerangrenjiajiduhuanyu?

草!

chenyuturanxiangmajie,pingshatajiuzheimebeicui?

“砰!”

fangmenbeiguanshang,zhiliuxiachenyu,qiyuanzhang,liaoxuanji。

sheidoubuzhidaosongwanzhangdaodiyaoganma。

“xiaohuozi,nimingzi,shengchenbazifenbieshishenme?”

kejiuzaichenyuyumenzhijishi,songwanzhangturanxiaozhewendao。

“ng?”chenyuxiayishidebaoleyixia:

“chenyu,jiuqinianzhengyuechuyiyidianyifenyimiao!”

qiyuanzhangyuliaoxuanjilianshangderoudoudouledou。

zheichushengshichennengzaiyingdianerme?

“dingchou,renyin,gengchen,yichou……”

songwanzhangqueshikuangxi:“guoran,guorana!”

dangnianyouweigaorengaosuta,zaitamiliuzhijihuiyouyimingjiutianzhimingdetianziyimanhengshouduanjiutaxingming。

ruoshinengliuxiazheimingtianzi,bujinnengbangsongjiaduguorenyinniandesijie,songjiagengnengdarong!

“xiaoyua,duoxienijiuwo!”songwanzhangganjitiling!

keliaoxuanjihaiyouqiyuanzhangbuleyile。

qiyuanzhang:“bushi,laosong,zheijigeyisi?”

“nidemingkeshiliaoshenyipinsipinhuojiuhuilaide,neixiaozigangcaikehaidanilaizhe,nibierencuole!”

qiyuanzhangbumandehen,liaoxuanjiyelengyanxiangkanpoweishengqi。

“hehe,liangweidequeyexinkule,wotongyangganxienimen,danzhenzhengjiuwode,haishixiaoyu。”

songwanzhangzaidao:“wozijishentizijiqingchu,qishimiliuzhijiwoyouyikouqiyizhichuanbushanglai,shenshanghaosizhuduojiasuo,erzaineishi,beiqianglichongkaihou,wohuoguolaile。”

“xiaosong,nimozhengle!”liaoxuanjilenghengyisheng:“tajiushigefeiwu,shenmedoubudong!zhiyouwocainengbaonixianganwushi!”

“wodejiuyangguihunzhenshiwudide!”

“zhei……”songwanzhanghaixiangzaishuoshenme,keturanliangyandengda:“pu!”

jiezheyikouxianxuetuchu,zhenggerenzhitingtingdejiudaolexiaqu。

liaoxuanjihaiyouqiyuanzhanghehuaile,ganjinshangqian。

qiyuanzhangtingzheyiqidaxiangganjinwendao:

“zenmehuishi?zenmehuizheiyang?”

liaoxuanjiliansehuqinghubai:“buduia,zenmehuishi?buyinggaia!”

“zheishihouyizheng,doushuolehuiyangwodeshijianweidao,nifeishoujianqudong!”chenyudandankaikou。

“yipaihuyan!”liaoxuanjibuxin。

“woyipaihuyan?”chenyulengxiaoyisheng:“zaibudedaoyouxiaozhiliaotayihuierjiuquanshenjingluan,qiqiaoliuxue!”

“yihuiershiduojiu?”qiyuanzhangxiayishiwendao。

陈羽抬头看着时间:

“三!”

“二!”

“一!”

“噗!”

chenyuhuayingangluo,songwanzhangzhijieyikouxuejianpensheerchu,jiezhejiukaishifengkuangjingluan,qiqiaoliuxue。

liaoxuanjiyuqiyuanzhangdouzhenjingdekanzhechenyu。

这么神?

“kan**jiba,nibushenyima?bushizhiyouninengbaotaxianganwushima?nibuwudima?”

chenyukanzheliangrenshuodao:“nimendaoshizhia!”

liaoxuanjidoukuaikuchulaile,tazenmezhi?renbenlaijiukuaisile,tazuiqiangdejiuyangguihunzhenyijingyongle。

erqieliangrenzaiyishibudaochenyuyouzhenbenshijiushinaocanle,tuxueshijianhaiyouzhengzhuangdoushuodeyimoyiyang。

回阳卧!

dui,neixiaozidehuiyangwo!

liaoxuanjimengdexiangqichenyudehua,lianmangbaichugangcaichenyubaidezishi。

“xuedetingkuai,buguoxianzaihuiyangwoyijingmeiyongle。”

chenyudandanyixiao:“zaitixingyiju,zaidebudaoyouxiaozhiliao,ershimiaohou,jiuyangwangshuai!”

tingdaojiuyangwangshuailiaoxuanjidahuang,jiuyangwuzangshuaijiedehua,daluoshenxiannanjiu。

“liaoshenyi,zhei……”qiyuanzhangjiyanle,xianzaishitamenyaohaisirenlea。

liaoxuanjikanleqiyuanzhangyiyan,tagensongwanzhangshitongxue,daoshihoujisongjiayishuo,tamingshengshenmequanmeile!

liaoxuanjizhongyufule,ganjinduichenyushuodao:“xiaoxiongdi,bu,xiaoxiansheng,niganjinchushouba,meishijianle。”

danchenyuquebaozhebangzimeidongjing。

“chenxiansheng,jiujiuba。”qiyuanzhangkanzhebiaozhimaohan。

kechenyuyiranbuweisuodong。

liaoxuanjishizhufan,yankanshijianlaibujile,yiyaoya:

“啪!”

zhijiejiushidujugong:“chenxiansheng,duibuqi,gangcaidoushiliaomoulumangchuyandingzhuang,qiuninchushoujiurenba。”

chenyudandandekanletayiyan,congtashoulijieguoyinzhen:“yihouhaishoujianma?”

liaoxuanjiliantonghong,taliushiduosuile,beiyigeershiduodexiaozizheimeshuo……

“不,不贱了!”

chenyulenghengyisheng,yanshenmengdelingli。

“唰唰唰!”

jiugenyinzhenluoxia,erkandaozheiyimudeliaoxuanjisuoyoudequrujinsan,huanzhiyilianzhenjingyujianleguidebiaoqing:

“噗通!”

廖悬济直接跪下:

“九,九阳……”

“pengpengpeng!”erjiuzaizheishiwaibianchuanlaijicuqiaomensheng:

“liaoshenyi,fashengshenmeshile?”