zhongshaominghuole！huodeyitahutu，huodewuyulunbi。
yunchengdegedameitihehulianwangzimeitidetoutiao，tongtongdoushineibaihuahuadewujujiaoquzaidajierenxingdaoshangdieluohandebaodaohetupo。
zheitiaoxinwenrangsuoyouyuledakaquanbuxiaxian。
zheidaodirenxingdeniuquhaishidaodedelunsang？zhongshaomingdemingzixunsubeirenrou，zhongshijituanxiaokai，dongshizhangzhizi。
zhongjiadeshengming，lvshiwenjianyifachulaijiubeiyanmei，xiangshigebeiqifuledexiaoxifu，fankangdeyujuhaiying。
zhongjiadamenqiandumanlezhangqiangduanpao。
zhongshaomingbajialinengzadedouzale，jiuchachaifangzile。
“hundan！hundan！……woyaoshaleta！shaleta……”
“jiwozhaodaota！woyao，woyaobaletadepi……”
xiesidilideqicanxiangcheyunxiao。
shizuoyongzhe，chuyangcikezhengbalazhepanzilidechaobingjiaojing，zuilihaibutingdunangzhe，
woderousini，woderousini！shengyinneijiaoyigeyouyuan。
kanzheshouyintaihoudeneigexiaogezi，zuzhouni，pingdishuaigentou，zhanqilaidiuqian！
嘭！哗啦……
xiaofandianlaoban，xiaogezizouchushouyintaimeiliangbuzhijiepujie，pingdiyishengshuai，haoqiaobuqiaoyigeheisedeqianbaocongtadekudoulifeichulai，diaozailechuyangdechaobingli。
chuyangbujinbumandecongchaobingpanziliquguoqianbao，fankai，jialeyizhangshiyuandachao，paidaozhuozishang。
“老板，结账！”
说完，拎包走人。
qinmengrandeshiqingyijingjiejuele，genlaotouzishuoyishengba。
rushixiang，chuyangquledianhua，yigedianhuaboleguoqu。
sanshengzhenlingzhihou，laotouzidegongyasangcongtingtonglechuanleguolai“zenmele？gaodingle？”
“shouqianmeiyou？erbafen，nierwoba！”
“pei！laozixinxinkukubaniyangda……”
“别废话三七！”
“呸！”
“guofenlea，zuiduosiliu！”
tantuolefenzhang，chuyangmeimeide，tazhunbeihaohaoguangguangzheiyuncheng。
zhongjia，zhongshaomingkanzheshoujishangdehuamian，shuangyanxuehong，yiliantieqing，“yuanlaishita！made，zhao，jiwozhaodaota，fanbianyunchengyeyaozhaodaota！”
zhongjiadedixiashilijihuquanyuanchudong，manchengbianjiedexunzhaochuyang。
zhongshaomingzhaorendaoquleneiduanmaludejiankong，henkuaijiuzhaodaolechuyang，chuyangxiangshibaizaoxingyibandezixidejiwugerendieleluohan，zuihoushenzhimanyidepailepaishoucailikai，zheirangzhongshaomingnuhuozhongshao。
chuyangzhengmanjieliudadeshihou，yigemoshenghaomadalejinlai。
这是谁？
anxialejietingjian“chuyang？”
“laopo……ebu，qinxiaojie，nizenmehuiyouwodedianhua！”tayouxiechayi，qinmengranzenmehuizhidaozijidedianhua，youzenmehuijitadadianhuani？
“pei！sepi……”qinmengrandangrantingdaolegangcaichuyangshuodetoulianggezi，yizhensuisuinian。
“sepi，nizainali！”qinmengranmeihaoqideshuo。
chuyangyitingzheishengyinsuirandaizheyixiexieyuanqi，danshihaiyouyidiandiandedanxindeyiwei，taxiaolexiao，“zenme？youyouyanguichanshangnile？”
“pei！nibukanxinwendema？zhongshaomingdeshiqingshibushinigande！”
“zhongshaoming？shenmegui，shenmewogande？qinxiaojie，zanmengshuguishudanshinizheimeshuo，wokeshihuigaonifeibangdee！woxihuanxiannenkekou，meilidongrendemeinv，tingzheigeguimingzijiushigenanren，woganta？tianliburongde！nikebixiashuo……”
qinmengrandianhuaneitouyilianheixian，qidexiangzhijiebadianhuaniesui。
“流氓！无耻！”
peng！dianhuabeiguaduan，chuyangganjueduifangmomingqimian，shetouzaiyachishangliuleyiquan，yachihenwanzheng！
zouzhezouzhe，chuyangturanxiangdao，gangcaidianhualiqinmengranshuoxinwen，jintianyoushenmexinwenshixuyaowoquguanzhudema？
tahaishidakaishouji，dakaixinwenapp
toutiaoxinwendehuamianyouxieyanshua？baitiaozhu，dieluohan？
kao！tazhideshizheigema？haibieshuo，zheixingweihenyishua，hahaha……
suihouyitiaoduanxintiaochupingmu。
“sepi，zhongjiazaiyunchengshidixiashijiedeyiba！nixiaoxinxie，shizaibuxing……jiulaiwojia！”
哎呦！
chuyangmomingdemeifengyidou，tayouwenti！
chuyangsihunengganshoudaozuihouneisigezi，taqiaozaishoujishangdeshihou，neizhongxinruzhuangtudeganjue，jiujiezhongdaizheyisixiaoqidai，qidaizhongdaizheyisixiaoaonao，zezeze！
qiazhiyisuan，chuyangxinzhongyeshiyizhen。
我怎么会有劫？
chuyangyouxiehuangluandebotonglelaotouzidedianhua。
“laotouzi！”meidengduimiandeshengyinchuanlai，chuyangjiuhanleqilai“wozenmehuilinjie？nishibushizhidaoshenme？”
“huangshenme，daoxiuyoujiezheibuhenzhengchangma？”dianhuaneibiandeshengyindaoshipingpingdandan。
“wosuanbuchulaishishenmejie”chuyangkusangzhelian。
“tandangchuzhi，fahuziran，ziranpinganwuai！”
laoyezigualedianhua，chuyangmeitoushensuo，tandangchuzhi？kao，hemeishuoyiyang，ai！wangtian。
danshitabuzhidao，yuanzaishubaigonglizhiwaidelonghushanshang，yigebaihuzilaotouyilianfenhen“xiaotuzaizia，taohuajiea，laozixiangyoudoumeiyou，nizahugepia……”
buguosuihou，tademuguangpiaoyuan，miansebiandegujingwubo，neimuguangdefangxiangsihushi……
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“是他！就是他！”
yishengjianjiao，congbuyuanchuchuanlai，lianggehuachenshandajinlianzizhizheta，suihoubianchaotachongleguolai。
chuyangyileng，suijixinzhongmaoqiwubianhuo，zhenghaoyongnimenxiexiehuo。
huachenshancongguolaishenshoubianyaozhuachuyangdeyiling，danshiyingjietamendeshiyiduiwotoudadequantou。
砰！哎呦……
yirenyizhixiongmaoyan，suihouchuyangquantoudiaozuanermeiyougenjiaodechaozhetamenshenshangzhaohu，lianggewudasancudedahanwanrubeiqifudexiaoxifu。
rutongbaoyuleitingyibandequantou，zadelianggehuachenshanhunshenshangxiameiyouyichuhaorou！
zuihouyiquan，liangrenhongrandaofeichuqu，zheigeshihoutamenqinmagujidourenbuchutamenshisheile！
呼！
dawanshougong，chuyanghuanhuandetuchuyikouzhuoqi。
“爽！”
xinbuconglianggezhutoushenbianzouguo，dunledun，“gaosuxingzhongde，bielaizhaorexiaoye，ye，tarebuqi！”
shuowan，chuyangyangzhangerqu。
tadangranbunengsharen，daomenjiangjiuyinguode！shashengzheizhongyinguokedakexiao，weilezheimedianshimeibiyao。
lianggehuachenshanzaipazaidishanghenghengjiji，buduoshiyilianxiaomianbaochejiaranerzhi，mendakai，chongxialeyiqunren，weishoudezhengshixinwenrenwuzhongshaoming，talinzheyigenbangqiubang，yiduixuehongdeyanzhuzisixiasaoshe“renni，renni……”
“shaoye，nikanneibian……”yigeshouxiazhilezhilubian。
“kao！zenmehuizheiyang？”
yiqunrenweizhelianggehuachenshan，kanzhetamendecanxixideyangzi，zhizuoyahuazi，zhenshicana，doumeirenyangle！
“那个混蛋呢？”
zhongshaomingtileyijiaoyigehuachenshan。
“xiaoyi……gaiwuzhuazhua……”（shaoyejiwozuozhua……）
“kao！”zhongshaomingkanzhelianggeshouxiabeidachengzheigecanyang，xinhuotengtengdewangshangmao，danshiquewukenaihe，tazhaobudaochuyang。
yuanchu，yigelurencongrongbupodepaixialetamendezhaopian，peiwen“zuoritoutiaoke，jinrilvduiweigong，yizhuadaodieluohanxiongshou……”
嗖！
weibofachu，taheiheiyixiao，yinruleyipangdechadao。