第一章 我不是故意的

“linzong,jingguobencikaohe,benhuiguanjuedingshouyunitaiquandaohongdai。”

jinghangshibeifenghuiguan,guanneizhongrenmuguangquanbutouxianglechangzhongneiminggaotiaolengyandenvren,nvrenyixikuandadebaisedaopao,raoshirucirengjiuyangaibuzhutaneilidongrendequxian。

tajiaolinqingyu,zairuodadejinghangshimingqikebuxiao,ershisansuibianchengweilinshijituandezhixingzongcai,zaijiashangqingguoqingchengderongmao,zaijinghangshizhishaoyaoyouyigejiaqiangliandezhuiqiuzhe。

linqingyukanzhemanlianchanmeidetaiquandaoguanzhang,dandanyixiaoshuodao:“zhiqianjiushuoguole,woshilailianxitaiquandaode,nimenjiaowoqingyujiuhao。”

“shishishi,nei,neiyihouwojiu...”

guanzhanghaimeishuowan,guanneiturantuwuxiangqileyigeshengyin。

“wei,sheishilinqingyu?”

zhongrenmianmianxiangqu,zheilinandaohaiyouburenshilinzongde?xunshengwangqu,zhijianmenkouzoujinlaiyinianqingren,neilatadedabanlingzhongrendadieyanjing。

yijianfahuidetxu,yitiaotunsedeniuziku,jiaoxiashiyishuang……heisebuxie!haipolekouzi!

“fangsi!nishinalaide!buzhidaodaoguanjinzhisuibianchurudeme!”

guanzhangyishenjiroubijielongjinghumeng,numuyuandengdingzheyangrun,xinlidamamenkoudebaoanbuzhangyan,linqingyuzaizheihaibashenmeamaoagoudoufangjinlai,zheibudiutadelianma?

nianqingrenmeilihuiguanzhang,lanyangyangdinaolenaotou,taitouhuanshizhongren,kandaolinqingyuzhishiyanshenyiliang,jingzhizouleguoqu。

“heihei,meinvniqizhizheimechuzhong,xianglainijiushilinqingyuleba。”

linqingyuweiweihanshou,lianshangbingmeiyoushenmebiaoqing,youzhelianghaohanyangdetadaomeiyouxiangtamenneibanyinweinianqingrendechuanzheerluchubiyishense。

“aiya,zongsuanzhaodaole,nihao,woshiyangrun。”nianqingrenluchiyixiao,shenchuleshou。

linqingyuweiweilengshen,zheijiahuoxiaoqilaidaoyoujifenyangguangmoyang,kekanleyantazangdaoleyidingjingjiedeshouzhang,dunshizhouqilemeitou。

“wowennihuani!sheirangnijinlaide!gunchuqu!”

yipangdeguanzhangqidegouqiang,zheilishitadedipan,haiconglaimeiyousheiganruciwushita。

changzhongqifenyishijinzhangqilai,zheiliderenshenshangduobanyouxiegongfu,yidanchongtuqilaikebushijiandandesanquanliangjiao。

yangrunfanlegebaiyan,shouyizhilinqingyushuodao:“woshilaizhaotade。”

guanzhangmianseyizhi,“linzong,ninrenshitaa...”

zhongrenyedunshijinshengle,zheikanzhegenqiongshangoulichulaijianlajidenianqingrenbuhuizhenshinvshendepengyouba?

“burenshi。”linqingyudanmodiyaoleyaotou,takebujiderenshizheimeyihaoren。

“呼——”

zhongrenfenfensonglekouqi,guoran,nvshenhetubieshibukenengyoujiaojide。

guanzhangzheixiacaisuanshifangxinle,lengzhelianzouxiangyangrun,yishuangdashouchaoyangrunjianbangzhuaqu。jiranburenshi,neitabixudebamianzijizhaobuhuilai。

changlidunshixiangqiyipianxingzailehuozhisheng。

“zhaogerenhaiyaodajia,zhenshimafan。”

yangrunchelechezuijiao,bunaifandipielepiezui,kanleyanguanzhangdakaideshuangtui,turan,taiqijiao……

噗通——

jiazazheyishengcanjiao,guanzhangshuangtuiquxi,guizaileyangrunmianqian,mianserutongqingzideqieziyiban,shuangshoujinwudangbu,mantoudahanzuipizizhidazhan。

changneituranbiandewubianjing,luozhenkewen。linqingyuyaoleyaotou,guanerqingxiao,zheirentaiwuchile。

“ni,nitamawanyinde!”guanzhangzhizheyangrun,yaoyaqiechi。

“buhaoyisi,nizheikongdangtaidale,meirenzhu,heihei,meirenzhu。”yangrunlianmindikanletayiyan,“woshuolewoshilaizhaorende,youbushilaitiguande,nifeiyaodongshouwoyoushenmebanfa...”

guanzhanghenhendidengzheta,hezheshitameishizhaochoulema?

“nizhaowoyoushenmeshi?”yankannaojuchabuduole,linqingyukailekou。

“e,woshilaijinidangbaobiao……”

yangrunhuameishuowan,turanyishengcanjiaoxiangqi,takanleyanzijicaizheguanzhangshoudejiao,zuijiaofanqiyimoxiaoyi,“buhaoyisiameikandao,zheixiazhenbushiguyide...”

“nitama……”guanzhangyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile,zheisijuebiguyide!

tamaliezhexiangyaopaqilaihezheihuopinming,haimeilaidejiqishen,taiyangxueshangturanyouaileyixigai,yanqianyihei,zhijiejiujiyunleguoqu。

“buhaoyisi,buhaoyisi,nizhei……dajiadoukandaoleba?wojiushitaiqicaizhetadejiaoeryi,wobushiguyidea!”yangrunyilianwugudibailebaishou。

zhongrenkanzhezhitingtingdaoxiaqudeguanzhang,jingemoming,zheiguanzhangyetaidaomeiledian。buguo,bijingshiguanzhang,lianggerenchongchulai,ganjinbaguanzhangjitaiqilaisongwangyiyuan。

linqingyukanzhezheiyixiliedeyiwai,chadianmeixiaochushenglai,anmaleshengwulai,lianshanghuifudanmodebiaoqing,“nishuonishiwodebaobiao,wozenmebuzhidao?”

“buzhidaojiuduile,niyeyezhaowoguolaide,tarangwodaozheililaizhaoni。”yangrunxixiyixiao,“zenmeyang?laoban,duiwodeshilihaimanyiba?”

linqingyumeihaoqifanlegebaiyan,“wobuxuyaobaobiao。”

yaorangzheizhongwulailaizuotadebaobiao,taningyuanbuyao,hekuang,tazijiyeyouyidingdeshenshounengli。

“zhen,zhende?”yangrunyouxielengzhule。

linqingyuyanshenzhongshanguoyisiqingmie。

“shide,wobuxuyaobeirenherenbaohu,haiyou,buguannishichuyushenmemudejiejinwode,yihouqingliwoyuanyidian,woyeyeyaoshixiangxinni,nijiuqubaohutahaole。wozhidaonihenyoushili,buguowobuxuyao。”

“那太好了!”