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cheshang，womomoliulei，xiangfagepengyouquan，youjuedediuren。
zuihouwotaochuleguimijianglejieshaodexiaonaigoudezhaopian，peiwen：「shibasuixihuanderenbuhuiyizhixihuan，danhuiyizhixihuanshibasuideren。」
jianglekanjianzhihouzhijiejiwofalaileyigejiubadingwei，buyongshuo，wanshangdejuzheixiaonaigoukendingzai。
xiangzhehuangekouweihuangexinqing，wanshanghuiqujiangchenghoujiufuyuequle。
haoguimiconglaidouzhihuijiwojingxi，zaichangdexiaonaigoubuzhiyige，gegedoushipanjingtiaoshunzhishaoliukuaifujideshuaiqixiaogege。
jianglelouzhewoanwei：「shibasuixihuanderenshiyigekaner，zankuaguoqujiuwanle，xianzaishibasuidexiaogegerennitiao！」
wohaizhenbukeqiditiaoleliangge，yigejiwoweishuiguo，yigejiaozhejiejiejiwodaojiu。
啧，人间极乐！
turanwoganjuetoupiyima，youzhongbeirentoukuideganjue。
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qie，renjiayiwanshangkeshishiwandoubuzhi，zheixiemeimeixiangbaipiao，tanalinengkandeshang？
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zhaowo？bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！
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tabawobidaotuiwuketui：「shibasuixihuanderenbuxihuanle？xianzaixihuanshibasuideren？」
「jiangyouyou，suannihen！niyingle。」
ai？zheishuxidetaicibushiwodepengyouquan？tazenmehuizhidao？
shenmejiusuanwohen？haiwoyingle？
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chaosanmusiheshiluanzhongqiderenbuhuishizaishuowoba？
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「niyeshi，bizhaopianshanggenghaokan。」
womenliaodehenyukuai，youyutongyangbeijialicuihunsuokunrao，zuihouyizhixieshangjueding，zanqiehezuoyingfujialiren。
dangtianwomenjiuyiqifalegepengyouquan，shiwomendehezhao，peiwenta「qingmei」，wo「zhuma」。
dongtaifabubuguoshijimiaojiuyourendianlegezan。
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wonamendidiankaileneirendepengyouquan，faxianzhishengxiayitiaoxian，yikanjingranbawoshanle！
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kenengshineilidegongzuorenyuan？huozheshiwoheduoleliaodexiaogege？
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youleyunchendayanhu，jialideyalixiaolebushao，daitazaizhoubianwanleyiquanzhihou，woyouhuilejiangcheng。
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woyouxienamen，zhenshihezuofang？neiduifangshanlewozuoshenme？qiqiguaiguai。
woduozuiwenleyiju：「zheishinagegongside？」
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woxinlichulenamenhaiyoudianwuyu，jiaojinnaozhiyemeixiangqilaizijishenmeshihoujialezheimegedarenwu。
ranhouhaimomingqimiaobeirenjiajishanchulehaoyou。
直接损失一个亿啊！