第三章拯救美女
yefanluchubuxiezhise，ganzailangwangmianqianwanerqiang，nizheizhongxiaojiaosebugouzige。
xiayimiao，tahuazuoyidaocanyingyuandixiaoshi，erkangyezheibian，zeshibujiasisuodekoudongbanji！
zaidaoershanghunzuizhongyaodeshimianzi，dasini，zhixuyaofengzhuzaichangzhirendekou，zaihuajishiwanzhaogerenqudingzuieryi，zhiyaonengqidaoliweidexiaoguo，zhile！
咦？
qiangweishenmemeixiang，kangyeyonglaikoudongbanjideshouzhigoulegekong，ranhouchijingdefaxianshouliyekongle，qiangni？
ranhoutamudengkoudai，kandaoqiangjingranzaiyefandeshouli，shiqingzenmefashengde，tagenbenbuzhidao！
zhijian，yefandongzuoshuliandebashouqiangchaichenglelingjian，zaikangyejingchawubidemuguangzhong，yongyishuangrouzhangjiangzheixiejinshulingjianrouchengyituan。
当啷！
jinshuqiuluodi，xiangqiangundongzhuangzaikangyedejiaoshang，tajiaoaohebaqizaizheiyikehongrandaota，liangtuizhandouzhetanzuozaishafashang，laolianshabai。
bieshuoshimeijianguo，tingdoumeitingguorenkeyiyongyishuangrouzhang，bajianyingdehejinrouchengyuanqiu。
yefandezuijiaoweiweiyangqi，jiuzheimedianerdanliang，yeganxuerenjiahunshehuifanggaolidai，zhenshiqianshoushi！tazaicirenyingyishan，chuxianzaikangyemianqian，ranhouzuoyoukaigong，shunjianhuichushijicibazhang，lidaoshizu。
啪！
啪啪、啪啪啪！
kangyedeneizhangliansuizhejiezouzuoyouyaobai，rutongbolangguyiban，genbenbushouzijidekongzhi，henkuaibeichouchenglezhutou，zhengzhanglianhaosibushizijidele，mamu、tongchubansuizhekongju，ranhouyigusaoweipubierlai，heniaole！
yefanlengxiao，wanrudiyuliguilaideshashen，zhangkongsuoyourendeshengsi，lengshengwendao：“yejiadeshi，nizhunbeizenmelejie？”
kangyexinjingdanhan，tacongyefandeyanjinglikandaolesiwang，neibanbinglengneibanwuqing，zaishashenmianqian，zijizhishiyizhilouyi，renjiazhixuyaodongdongshouzhitou，louyiqingkejianhuifeiyanmie。
zuoweiyigechizhaduoniandewangmingtu，zheishitadiyicitihuidaoshenmejiaoxinjingdanhan，gubudeshouxiamenfuzademuguang，yegubudedishangangzangdeniaoshui，putongyishengguixialai，shuo：“wobugaijiyeguoqingshetao......suoyoudezhaiwuyibigouxiao，wobaozhengzaiyebuzhaotamendemafan，fouzetiandaleipi！”
zheijiurensongle，zhenshimeichuxi！
yefanluchushiwangzhise，duishoutairuozhenshimeiyisi，yongyanjingyuguangmiaoletayixia，lengshengshuo：“jizhuzijidehua，fouzetianbushouni，woshou！”
shuowan，tadabuliuxingerqu。
waimiantangzheyidideren，quanbuchedisangshizhandouli，wufazixingzhanqilai，meigerendeyanjinglidouzhiyoukongju。
kangyezhanzhanjingjinglehaoyihuiercaifanyingguolai，taduizhetongyanghehuailedeshouxiamennaoxiuchengnudao：“yiqunmeiyongdedongxi，mashanggun......dengdeng！qutongzhixuye，qingtawubichushanbangwozhaohuimianzi！”
yefanlikaihuisuo，dengshanghuijiadegongjiaoche，nengxiangdaofumuyijingzuohaolefengshengdewancan，dengzheerzihuilaiyiqichituanyuanfanni，yidingyoumuqinzuinashoudehongshaopaigu，tafangfowendaolefancaidexiangwei，luozuozhihoubianbishangyanjing，buyouzizhudeyanxiakoushui。
cheziqidong，ranhouyiguxiangfengpumianerlai，zheishinianqingnvrenteyoudexiangwei，suijiyigejiaoqupudaotahuaili。
“dage，bangbangmang，wokeyizuozaizheilima？”nianqingnvziyongqiqiudeyuqishuo，yishuangmeimoulibaohanleishui，shentiweiweizhandou，kanqilaihenjinzhangdeyangzi。
tajiaolinyin，xiabanshifaxiantingzaidixiachekulidezuojiapaomaole，zheigedianerbutaihaojiaoche，zhihaoxuanzegongjiaochehuijia，meixiangdaogangshanglai，jiuyougejiahuohen**dezuozaitashenbian，maoshoumaojiaoqilai。
linyinyanlijinggaoduifang，meiqidaorenhezuoyongbushuo，duifangfanerbianbenjiali，tabudebuxiangkanqilaihenzhengpaideyefanqiuzhu。
yefangangyaodiantou，yigemanlianhengrouwudasancudenanrenzouguolai，yinchenzhelianshuo：“gemener，woyaogennihuanweizhi。”
yefanmiaoleyiyan，dangtashitoumingde。
nanrenluchunuse，shenshoupaileyixiakudou，guyiluchuzangzailimiandedaobing，ranhoudengzheyanjingshuo：“xiaozi，nizuihaoshixiangyidianer，fouzebiexiangyouhaoguozichi。”
youdaoa！zhouweidechengkemenquandoudizhetoushierbujian，fangfoshenmedoumeiyoufasheng，bieshuoshichushouxiangzhu，lianshengyindoubuganzhiyisheng。
linyinhedejiaoquzhandou，biaoqinggengjiajinzhang，zhei**rengaomadabushuo，haidailexiongqi，gaizenmeban？
jiuzaizheishi，yizhiqiangyoulidegebolouzhutadeliuyao，weiweiyongli，tadeliantiezaileyigekuankuodexiongtangshang，hunhoudenanrenqixi，rangtashunjianyouleanquangan。
yefanyongshijixingdongshuohua，nanzidunshinule，zuilimaleyisheng“cao”，huidongshabodaxiaodequantou，chaozheyefandetouzaguolai。
“a......”linyinjinghuyisheng，dunshihuarongshise。
yefanbiaoqingdanran，youshoujixubaozhelinyindeyao，zuoshouturanyangqi，kansiruobujinfengdeshouzhang，zhunquezhuazhunanrendequantou。
nanrenxianshichileyijing，suijizuochufanying，tabaquanshendelidaodoufangzaishoubeishang，keshiquantouwensiweidong，juliedetongchuchuanlai，yizhanglianbiedetonghong，chuyujintuiliangnandejingdi。
“gunkai！”yefansuishouyiyang。
nanrenganjuedaoyigujudadeliliang，congquantouchuandaoshoubei，zaidaoquanshen，jiuzaitazhanlibuwendeshihou，yefanchushourudian，luoxiadeshouzhangpaizaitadekudoubuwei。
咔，一声闷响。
蹬蹬蹬！
nanrenlianxuhoutuihaojibu，fuzhuzuoyicaimeidaoxialai。
weiguanchengkemenjianshiqingyuenaoyueda，yiweidashuduizheyefanshuo：“xiaohuozibiechongdonga，zhixiangzheyingxiongjiumei，yedekankanzijiyoumeiyounengli，zheirenyikanjiubushihaorede。”
“duia，tadoulichuaizhedaoni，haishibaojingba，rangjingcha......”
houmianzheirendehuagangshuoyibanjiubizuile，yinweinanzizhengehenhendedengletayiyan，bianlikesongle！
nanzinaoxiuchengnudewangxiangyefan，yibianshenshouqutaokudoulidedao，yibianehenhendeshuo：“xiaozi，gangenwoduizhegan，jintiannisidingle！”
denglaozibadaoliangchulai，yidingbanihedepigunniaoliu，zhudongguixialairencuo。