qijiesunyaoyaobaixi**yushougangyaochupengdaoxiangjia。
咚咚咚！
fangmenchuanchubaolieqiaojisheng。
sunyaoyaoshouzhiyijiang，yejiumeiyoukanshafaxia，kuaisunaqixiangjiafangzaizhuozishang，chuanhaowaimiandeyifukuzi，laidaofangqiandakaifangmen。
kesunyaoyaogangkaimen，jigexiongsheneshadezhuanghandoudingzhesunyaoyao。
weishouneigewenshenzhuanghan，yanshentanlandedalianglesunyaoyaoquanshenshangxiadao：“sunyaoyao，yaomejiqian，yaomezuowoqingren，nijuedezenmeyang？”
sunyaoyaoliumeiyizhou，chenshengdao：“liufeng，qianyijinghaijinimenle，pingshenmehaizhaowoyaoqian？”
wenshennanzixiaodao：“sunxiaojiepashiwangle，nijiedeshigaolidai，jiewuwan，xianzaiyaohaiwushiwan！”
sunyaoyaodashengdao：“nimenzheishiqizha，woyaobaojing！”
“报你大爷！”
啪！
wenshennanyibazhangchouzaisunyaoyaolianshang，chenshengdao：“daizou，huiqulaozizaimanmanzhemoni！”
yiqunxiaodidoujidongnannaidao：“haodefengge！”
yexuanmeixiangdaoyourenturandaleqijie，tanuhouyishengdao：“nimenzhaosi！”
一群人都吓了一跳。
youqishisunyaoyaokandaofangjianzhongturanzuanchudeyexuan，tadanaodoumengle，zheisheia？shenmeshihoulaitajiade？neitagangcai**yifuzaifangjianzoulaizouquqibushibeitakanguangle？
shashijiansunyaoyaoliansetonghong！
danshidangtakanqingyexuanneiwuguanshi，jiaoquyizhan，naodaidouhongmingle！
keyexuanxianzaiwuxiagujiqijie，tamanshenxiedaitaotiannuhuotabuerlai！
tanaimingwangxingyuchuangshiren，zhenggexifangdixiashilirenrenwenfengsangdandesharenkuangmo！
yourendataqinren，zheichunudaoyexuannilin！
liufengyiqunrenwangzheyexuanzoulai，ganjuesizhouguaqileyidaokuangfeng，kongqizhouranjiangzhibingdian。
tamenrenbuzhushentiyizhan！
**！
zheiqishiyetaikepaleba？
youqishitaneishuangmouzi，youruoxiuluodiyudesishenyanmou，kongbu，baonu，sherenxinpo……
liufenglianmangyaotou，zheikendingshicuojue，putongrenzenmeyousishendeqixi？
“zouta，zhiyaobunongsi，nongduanyiliangtiaoshoubeiwokangzhe！”
liufengtamenshizuogaolidaide，ziranyoukaoshan。
weishouneigenanzi，shouzhonggangguanzhidayexuanlianpang，zaitatongkongzhong，jisufangda，yankanjuliyexuanetouzhiyouyilimishi，yexuanturanwozhutashouwan！
什么！
nanziliansezhanghong，ganjuegutoudouyaosuile，wanquanchebuchulai。
zheibushishou，ershigangjina！
“dongwoqijie？manmanpinchangtongku！”
yexuanyiliansenranxiaorong，shouzhanghuanhuanchaowainiuqu。
咔咔咔……
“啊啊啊！”
nanzicanjiao，shoubeigutousuilie，chaowainiuquchengmahua，xianxuecong**zhongbiaochu。
yexuanyijiaochuaichu，neirenshentizhijiedaofeierchu，zaruguodaoyiduqiangbi。
liufengtamenqingxikejian，qiangbishangchuxianyigedong。
neibeiyexuantifeidenanzi，shentihaoxiangcongyaobuzhedieqilai！
整个人……断了！
这……
这他妈还是人吗？
一脚啊！
barenchuaichuershimiyuan，qiangbidouzachuyigedong？
benlaichongxiangyexuandejiren，doulianlianhoutui，shuangtuikaishidaduosuo，etoushanglenghanbutingshentouerchu。
“fengge，zhei……zheihaoxiangshiyingchazi，zhashoua！”
liufengyeshigengyandao：“neifeihuashenme，pao！”
liufengzhuanshenpaoxialouzuanruyiliangsangtana，hongdeyisheng，kuaisuchaoyuanchubiaoshe。
keyexuanzaoyizhuixialou，tamiyan：“dalewoqijiejiuxiangzou？bawoyexuantaibudanghuishile！”
xiaoshihouzaigueryuan，qijiekeshibasuoyouhaochide，doujita。
shengbingle，qijieshouhouzaitachuangbian。
tahaiqingxidejide，qijiemeitianwanshangjitajiangtonghuagushi！
zheicihuilai，juebuhuirangrenherenqifuqigejiejie！
yexuanzhuaqilubianyikuaizhuantou，jiaozhangyitadimian，chongleguoqu。
jiaochezhongdeliufengkanzhehoushijingzhongdeyexuan，kuaisupaolai，tachenshengdao：“made，zheijiahuoshishubaodema？zenmepaozheimekuai！”
keganggangzhuanwanguoqu，liufengjiufaxian，houshijingzhongmeirenle。
“kao，zongsuanbatashuaidiaole！”
可是。
砰！
chedingyizhan，chuxianyigejiaoyin！
zheitaniangshicongtianshangdiaoxialaide？
jiukandaoyexuanzhijiepazailedangfengbolishang，kuangdangyisheng，babolizaderuzhizhuwangban，liekailewushufengxi！
“aaa！dage，wocuole，wocuolea！qiuqiunifanglewoba，wobushouqianle……”
yexuanmiyandao：“dalewoqijie，bixufuchudaijia！”
yexuanyigefanshenluodi，yijiaochuaizaichemenshang。
砰！
qichedaiqicierdeluntaimocasheng，yigeshuaiwei，fandaozaidi。
liufengjirendoudaoguazhe，toupoxueliu。
kanzheneijiaozhangjuliqicheyuelaiyuejin，tamendouxinzhongzhouma。
他是人吗？
bujinyijiaobarenchuaifeile，haibachedouchuaifanle？
这就是怪物啊！！！
yexuanbaliufengchechulai，zhuaguoluodideyibaxiguadao：“gangcainazhishoudawoqijie，jiuquninazhishou！”
shouqidaoluo，kandiaoduifangyitiaoshoubei，yexuanyangzhangerqu。
tamenshishougaolidaide，congshideshifeifaxingye！
jiusuanyexuankanleduifangshoubei，tamenyebuganbaojing！
dangyexuanlaidaolouxiaqijiesunyaoyaomianqianshi，sunyaoyaojiuzheiyangdaidaidekanzheyexuandeshuangmou。
ershinianle，zhengzhengershinianle，dangnianyexuanzoudiushi，zhiyouliusui。
napasuiyuegaibianletadeyangmao，keneiwuguanyijiunengbianrenchulai。
“xiaoxuan，shi，shinima？”
yexuandiantoudao：“qijie，wohuilaile。”
“wuwu！”sunyaoyaoyibabaozhuyexuan，kudeqibuchengsheng：“doushiwodecuo，dangchuyaobushiwocuxindayi，nijiubuhuizoudiu！qijieduibuqini，qijierangnishoukule……”
yexuanqingqingpaidasunyaoyaohoubeidao：“qijie，shiqingdouguoqule，jiubuyaoshuole，xiaoxuanxianzaibushimeishima？”
yexuantuikaisunyaoyao，shenchushuangshouzaitabaixiliandanshang，qingqingjitacashileishui。
“qijie，biekule，doukuhuazhuangle，nikandoubianchengxiongmaoyanleni。”
sunyaoyaodengleyexuanyiyandao：“haixiaoqijie？xiang**aibanzile？”
yexuanwuyudao：“qijie，woyijingzhangdale，nihaidawo**wokebugan，niyaoshiganda，wokebukeqini。”
“heng，wojiuda。”sunyaoyaogaoxing，shuozheyibazhangzhendaleguoqu。
yexuanxiaodao：“neiwoyedani。”
sunyaoyaojiaoquyizhan，lianseshuadeyixiayunhongdedishuile。
“ni，nizenmedaqijiea，wo，woshinvsheng……”
yexuanxiaodao：“nannvpingdenga，jiuzhunnvshengdananren，jiubuzhunnanshengdanvshengma？”
“nizheigeselang！”sunyaoyaoyouyuandedengleyexuanyiyan。
sunyaoyaodanxinliufengtamenlai，yexuanshuomingqizhonglihaiguanxi。
sunyaoyaozheicaifangxin，liangrenhuidaolejia。
yexuanzuozaiposudeshafashang，sunyaoyaojiyexuandaoshui，tahongzheliandao：“nigangcaikandaoshenmemei？”
“keke。”yexuanlianmangdao：“woshayemeikandao，wojiushituranzhaodaoqijie，yaolaijiniyigejingxide，meixiangdaowozuanrushafaxiamianqushuizhele。”
“zhende？”sunyaoyaozenmexiangxinni？
zheizhongshishidasiyebunengchengrena！
yexuandiantoudao：“dangranle。”
sunyaoyaomeimoudengleyexuanyiyan，baohanzhexiusehewenrou。
yexuanturandao：“qijie，nilianxiguoqitajigejiejiema？”
sunyaoyaotankouqidao：“dangshinihaimeizoudiushi，laoyeyeshouyanglewomenbajiedi，ketaguowainverhuilaihou，jiubuyangwomenle。”
“womenbeishehuishangdehaoxinrenfenbieshouliu，pingchangbuxiangjuzaiyiqi，yedouyouzijideshenghuoquanzi，jianjianjiulianxishaole。”
“xianzaiyinianjiuguonianshijuyiju，erqierenhaibuqi。”
yexuanjieguoshuibeidao：“zheiciwohuilai，yidingyaorangwomenbajiedituanyuan！”
xiaoshihou，qijiehaishizhangxiangzuichade，kerujin，quebiandejueseyaorao。
当真女大十八变！
neilingwailiugejiejie，qibushipiaoliangdeliangxiatadeyana？
yexuanxinzhongyangyangde，jiranhuilaile，neijiuqugelaopo，xuantamensheihaoni？
要不，都选了？
kezenmerangtamendoutongyishiyigeshangnaojindenanti！