第5章 爽歪歪

hunandexiangdaozhong,xiangqilemimimamadejiaobusheng。

gangguanzaiyueguangzhaoshexia,shanyaozheguangmang。

yexuanlengxiaoyisheng,shetoujuanzheyandi,mengranduizhezhengqianfangyitu!

噗!

香烟飞上天。

tongyishijian,yexuanshenxingzaiyesexia,huaweicanyingbiaosheerchu。

yexuansudukuaidaojizhi,jiuzaochengtamendedongzuo,zaiyexuanyanzhong,bianderuwuguibanhuanman!

yexuanshouzhangshunjianzhuazhuzuiqianfangyirenshoubei,qingqingyiniu,kacayisheng,gutouduanlie。

jinjiezhe,tadeshouhaoxiangcanyingyiban,butingchupengshenbianjirenshoubei。

咔咔咔咔咔!

gutouduanliesheng,rubaodouzhaxiang!

tamenzuibazhonghaimeilaidejifachucanjiao,yexuanjiaozhanghuaweicanyingyizhenshanshuo。

砰砰砰砰!

他们身体不停倒飞。

zheisudukuaidaohairentingwendedibu!

buzuwumiao,luosanpangdailaideyibaihaoren,quanbuxiangqianzaixiangdaoliangbiandeqiangbishang。

zhiyouluopangziwanhaowusunzhanzaiyexuanshenqian。

jiukandao,yexuanhuanhuanjuqishoubei,lianggenshouzhizhangkai,xiangyanhaimeiyouranjin,luozaitazhifengzhong,yexuanjiazhufangzaizuishang,bayikounonglieyanwupentuzailuosanpanglianshang。

呼……

yexuanzuizhongtuyanwudeshengyin,zaiyesexia,jingsongdaojizhi。

luosanpangzhanzaiyexuanshenqian,mantoudahan,hanshuibutingdediluo。

keyikandaotadebeixin,hanshuishitoule。

双腿不停的打摆子!

这……

这是人吗???

哐当!

luosanpangshouzhonggangguandiaoluozaidi。

他害怕得要死了。

zheibiliufengshuodezhizhuxiahaiyaoniubaihaobuhao!

砰!

luosanpangmeiyousihaoguqiguidi,butingketoudao:“da,da,dage,wocuole,wocuole,raowoyiming,qiuqiuni,qiuqiuni……”

罗三胖不停的磕头。

tawanwanmeixiangdao,zijidailaiyibaihaoren。

zhandouhaimeikaishi,jiuzhijiejieshule。

zijijingganlaidata,wozheitamazheishilaisongsia!

yexuandunxiashen,shouzhangpaidaluosanpangdelianpangdao:“woqijieqiannidegaolidai,nihaiyaoma?”

luosanpangshijingyaotoudao:“buyao,buyaole。”

“neiniduiwoqijiedejingshensunshifeini?”

luosanpanglianmangmochuyizhangka:“zheilimianyouyibaiwan,mimashikahaohouliuwei,dagenaquhua。”

yexuanjieguokadao:“wojiniyigejianyi,niyaobuyaoting?”

“da,dageninfo。”luosanpanghaipadeshetoudajuan,tucibuqing。

“xiacizairangwokandaonizuoshangtianhailideshi,wonongsinihaobuhao?”yexuantuzheyanwu,xiaoxixidao。

zheinaershixiaorong,fenmingjiushiweixie!

“嗯嗯嗯。”

yexuanzhanqishendao:“neigunba!”

luosanpanglianmangzhanqishen,ketaganggangkuachuyibu,tuishangmeiliqia,shunjianshuaidaozaidi。

tafuzheqiangbi,shuangtuibutingdabaizi,keyikandaotakudangdoushitoule。

takanzheqiangbishangdexiaodi,quanbuyunsi,xinzhongzhiyouyigeshengyin。

这就是魔鬼!!!

yibianzou,yibiandadianhuarangrenlaishoushixianchang。

yexuanzouchuxiangdao,laidaoleqijiejiamenkou,jiukandaoqijiezouchulaile。

“heihei,qijie,songniyigeliwu。”

sunyaoyaoyihuodao:“shenmeliwua?”

yexuandichuyizhangyinxingkadao:“nijieqiandeneigeluosanpang,gangcaipairensonglaileyizhangka,zheilimianyouyibaiwan。”

“a?”sunyaoyaojingchadao:“xiaoxuan,nibuhuipianqijieba?taneizhongren,buzhaowoyaoqianjiushaogaoxiangle,haisongwoqian?”

“duia,zhenshitasongde,xiawububatashouxiadalema?tagujijuedewoshihenren,buganlaire!zheibu,pairensongqianle。”

sunyaoyaoshenxikouqidao:“yuanlairuci,buguozheishinide,qijiebuyao。”

“buxing,zheishinideni,tashuole,songjini。”

sunyaoyaowunaidao:“yaobu,zanmenyiqishouzhe?zheigefangzitailaojiule,womaile,zanmenjiediyiqimaitaoxinfangzi?”

yexuanlianseyixidao:“haoyahaoya,neiyangjiukeyibaiyizhangdachuangle,keyiheqijieyiqishuijuejue。”

“ni!”sunyaoyaohongzheliandao:“liumang!”

sunyaoyaojiulaidaolouxiadianpingchedechongdianzhuangpangbian。

yexuanxiaodao:“qijie,wolaniba!”

“ng!”sunyaoyaojiuzuozaiyexuanshenhou。

yexuanshunjianjiasu,dianpingchechaowaimianfengchidianzhierqu。

laidaoyichuhongdenglu,yexuanshunjianyigejinjichache。

砰!

sunyaoyaodexiongtangzhongzhongzhuangjizaiyexuanbeibushang。

yexuanxiexieyixiao,wasai…………shuaiwaiwaia!

sunyaoyaoqidefenquanzaiyexuanjianbangshangchuidadao:“aiya,nizenmekaideya!”

yexuanyibenzhengjingdao:“qijie,woshuole,nibawobaojin,nikanma,zheiyijinjichache,nihuishuaichuqude。”

“heng!”sunyaoyaoqihuhudebaozheyexuanhuyao。

buduoshi,tamenjiudaodaleyijiaktvwaimian,ranhoulaidaoyigebaojianzhong。

yexuanhesunyaoyaojinruqizhong,jiuganshoudaonongnongdejiujingwei。

sanshijigeren,douzaitanxiaofengsheng。

sunyaoyaojinlaishi,banshangrendoudaxiaodao:“sundaxiaohualaile!dajiakuaiyongreliedezhangshenghuanyinga!”

掌声雷动。

yigechuanzhemingpaideqingnian,shuzhedabeitou,zoudaosunyaoyaoshenqianxiaodao:“yaoyao,womenkedengnixujiule,ganjinlaizheibianzuo。”

sunyaoyaozhuanshen,qianzheyexuandeshou,weixiaozhedao:“jidajiajieshaoyixia,zheishiwodidi!”

zhongrentingdaozheizhishiyexuandidi,dousonglekouqi,bushinanpengyoujiuhao。

zheigebanshang,keshihenduorendouanliansunyaoyao。

fenfenzhudongjiyexuanjingjiu。

zheiyaoshibasunyaoyaozhuiqiuchenggongle,zheijiushixiaojiuzia!

sunyaoyaoyizhibutanlianai,xianzaiyouleyexuan,tamenkeyishixingyuhuizhanxian。

“xiongdi,lai,wojingniyibei!”

“xiongdi,zheibeijiuyihe,womenjiushibaibazideshengsiguanxi,yihouyoushenmexuyao,jimageshuo!magebangnibaiping!”

“mayuan,nijishenme,baibaziyelunbudaoniya!”

“duiduidui,xiongdi,hewomenhe!”

yiqunrendouduanzhejiubei,xiangyaodiyigeheyexuanhe。

叶轩是谁?

tahuikanbuchuzheixierendejiliang?

bujiushixiangzhuiqiuwoqijiema?

taniangde,qijieshiwode!pingshenmerangnimenzhui?

yexuanlangshengyixiaodao:“jirandajiazheimereqing,neihao,wohedajiayiqibaibazichengweishengsixiongdiruhe?dajiayaoshijiwozheigemianzi,yongbaijiu,xianlaisanbei,dangran,zuonaozhongde,buhebianshi!”

yiqunrenbeiyexuanjifaledouzhi!

“xiongdizheimehaoshuang,sanbeijiusanbei!”

tamenjuede,zheicisheixianpaxia,sheijiulvxianchuju!

sunyaoyaomeixiangdaoyexuanshanglaijiuhetamendoujiu,talaidaoyexuanshenhou,danyoudao:“xiaoxuan……”

yexuandashouyihuidao:“qijiebuyaoguan,jintianwohenimenbandezheiqungemenyijianrugu,womenyaobuzuibugui!”

“哈哈哈!好!”

sunyaoyaowunai,zhinengrangyexuanhetamendoujiu!

yiqunxiaoyang,jintianbubanimenhedeweituxue,woyexuanmingzidaozhexie!