第五章：猫炸毛了？
songjiuzongsuanhuiguoweilaile，niutoukanjiangebizhuoqiahaolaileyiduixiaoqinglv。
neigenvhaizizhengduizhetayoulimaodezhaoshou，mingxianshiyaodiancanle。
“wei，sheirangnizoule，womenzheizhuodecaihaimeishangwan，kuaidianqucuiyixiaa！”
songjiuzhuanshengangzoujibu，huranshenhouzhidiyoushengxiangqinuqichongchongdenvsheng。
tadunledun，touyebuhuidejixutaijiaowangduimianxiaoqinglvneizhuozouqu。
“buzheji。”shaotianhengjisongjiujielewei，suihouduijiangxinyaoshuolesheng，“zheiyoudianchao，wochuqujiegedianhua。”
“qingwenninxuyaodianzheshenme？”songjiuweixiaozhebashoulidecaidandijikeren。
huayinweiluo，jiangxinyaotianmeidesangyinyoumaolechulai，“momo，nihebigengefuwuyuanyibanjijiaoni？”
“xinyaojie，nibuzhidao，wozaoshangchumenquzhaonideshihou，zhenghaopengjianshaoxuezhangzaijiuren，zheigenvshengtianbuzhichidezhanzhexuezhang，wodangshitebieshengqi，jiu......。”
songjiuhuangrandawu，zheigemomo，bujiushizaoshangdunzijibeihou，toutoutuilezijiyibadeneigenvhai？
yuanliangta，nvhaizhangleyizhangwanghonglian，tazhendeyoudianfenbuqingsheishishei。
shaotianhengjiuren？zhanzheta？
raoshipiqizaihaoderenyujianzheizhongbeirenpingbaiwugupozangshuideshiqing，yehuishengchujifendangmianduizhi，xishuayuanqudenuqi。
“ni......。”
songjiumengdijiangshoulidebishuaizaidishang，mianseyinweifennuerzhangdetonghong，zhuanshenjisuzoudaoshaotianhengneizhuo，gangxiangchushengzhiwen，jiujianshaotianhengjiewandianhuahuilaile。
kandaosanrenyijuhuadoubushuo，shaotianhengyinyuechajuedaoqifenyouxiebudui，suikouwendao：“zenmele？”
yebuzhidaoshibushitadecuojue，songjiuhuranganjuesizhouwenduzhoujiang。
songjiuanandalegelengzhan，cuolecuoshoubei，neixinranshaodexiongxiongliehuo，cideyishengbeizheizhoujiangdewendujijiaomiele。
beijiangxinyaojiaozuomomodenvsheng，toudoukuaimaidaowanlile，shijingbalazhewanlidefan，jiangxinyaozeshijiazheyikuaiyurou，xiaomimidefangjinbingkuailiandeshaotianhengwanli，“meishenmea，jiushiwenwennishimeizheilihaiyoushenmetesecai，buguozheilidecailiangtingzude，wokanchabuduolejiumeidianle。”
songjiuminleminchunmomozoukai，laobanniangcaizheshilimihonggaogen，fuerguolai，“nishenmeshihouzhaorelemomoneigebuliangshaonv？”
“e，woyebuzhidao......duile，wozaoshangchumen，kanjianyourenxiuke，zhenghaowohuidianyishu，pengqiaoshaoxuezhangyezai......zhihou，zheigenvsheng......conghoumiantuilewoyiba。”
“wokanzheinvhaibujiandan，niyihouhaishiraozhetazouba！”laobanniangyiweishenzhangdexieyankanlesongjiuyiyan，youwanzhongfengqingcaizhehentiangaochaoduimiandexiaoqinglvneizhuozouqu。
songjiuzheicaijiqizijiganggangshuaibideshilijudong，zhuanshenxiangyaoqudaoqian，quebeilaobanniangxishengxiqizhishidaohouchuduancaiqule。
tahuranyouxiegankailaobanniangdedaozizuidoufuxin，ditoucongpanghuhudedachushoulijieguoyiwanrehuhudexiarenjidangeng。
shaotianhengneiyizhuozhidaochiwanjiezhang，momodoumeiyouzaizuoyao，liandaijiangxinyaolinzoushi，wuyijianhesongjiudemuguangcaguo，yedaileyifenkeqidexiaoyi。
songjiuyizhimangdaolingchenyidian，laobanniangcaisongwanzuihouyizhuoyongwancandekeren，xizhangdegebozhenbeiyihu，“xiaban，xiaban，mingtianzaodianlaishoushi，laoniangyaohuijiashuimeirongjue。”
yushisongjiupixingdaiyue，caizheyidideyinguang，zaidengguanghunandexiaoyuanxiaodaoshangmantengtengzouzhe，fangzaiyidoulidedianhuatuwudixiangqilai。
“songsong，nishenmeshihouxiaban，yaobuyaowolaijieni？”shiyoutongziyizaidianhualidaleyigezhangzhangdehaqian，yifumeishuixingdekouwen，banxingweixingdiwendao。
songjiuweiweitanlekouqi，“nikuaishuiba！woyijingkuaidaosushelouxiale。”
songjiunieshouniejiaohuidaosushe，haimeimodaozijidechuangpu，shenhoucuanchugeren，shijingchaotabeihouyipai，tashoulejinghe，xiayishiyaojianjiao，quebeiyigenuanhuhudeshouzhang，jishiwuzhulezuiba。
“biejiao，woshitongtong，”tongziyiweiweiditou，tuzhewenredeqixi，shouhuishoubei，zhangbeiyigou，jiangsongjiudiediezhuangzhuangzhuaidaozijidechuangshangzuoxia。
“songsong，heihei，”susheliheiququyipian，tongziyixiaoshengbieyoushenyi，songjiumomingyouyizhongmianyangluojindahuilangzuilideguiyicuojue。
“youhuajiushuo，”songjiuqingpaidiaotagouzhezijibozidegouzhuazi。
“songsong，zheibushiwomenxuexiaoyaobanzhounianqingma！heihei，zanmenbanshangdasuanchugejiemu，niyaobuyaogenwomenyiqitiaogewu？changgege？”tongziyigouzhuaziyishou，shuangshouyiquan，sisidebasongjiuquanzhu，xiaodejianxixi。
“wowuyinbuquan，sizhibuxiediao，tongtong，nihaishizhaobierenba！”songjiuxianglaibuaichufengtou，yuqicanjiahuodong，tagengyuanyizaiwutaixiaweihaoyoujiayou。
songjiuqingqingpailepaitongziyidegouzhuazi，shiyitafangshou，keshitongziyisihuobufangshou，bujinbufangshou，taijiaobaxiezitidiao，xianggebazhuazhangyulaizaitashenshang，bufangshou。
“yingyingying，songsong，nizheimepiaoliangkeren，zenmekeyizangzaijiali，mingzhuyaonachulaixuanyaoma！”
tongziyizhidaosongjiupayangyang，yibianzaitaerhouguyipenzhereqi，retayangyang，yibiandishengshualaitayaotadaying。
songjiumangbalianyimaoshangdemaozidaishang，sisidishoujinyiling，youbeitahaiziqideyuqidouxiaole。
songjiuleidebuxing，shangyanpikaishihexiayanpidaqijialai，shengyinbiandemohuqilai，nierudao：“guai，jiejiejintianshizaitaileile，huodongzheishimingtianshuo，haobu？”
tongziyishouzhudaitu，congbangwanjiuzaisushedengzhesongjiuzitouluowang，sheizhidaodengzhedengzhe，tiandouheile，tashuileyijue，haibujiansongjiuhuilai。
tabenlaihenglexinyaomodaosongjiudayingcaibaxiu，keshitabaozhusongjiu，mingxianganjuedaotahunshenxiangyitanlanniside，zhenggerendabangeliliangdouxiezailetadeshenshang。
tongziyixinlifanqileyisixinteng，dunledun，tadaxiaolezhetengsongjiudexiangfa，gouzhuazimanmansonglesong，songjiukundemimihuhu，shentizhouranwanghoudaoqu，tongziyimangzhangkaishouyoujiangtabaozhu。
“songsong，quxishulezaishui，”songjiuyishencongjiangsuandiaoliaowei，tongziyijiazhuangxianqidipaipaitadeshoubei。
songjiuershuidemimihuhu，tingjianyourentixingtaxishu，tamantengtengdebanzhengkaiyanjing，youmantengtengdebishang，ranhoumantengtengdichengzhechuangpu，jiaobuxufucaizhemianhuaside，wangfangzhexishuyongjudejuzizouqu。