“zheidoudazaoshangle，nimenbuzhunbeichizaofanma”，suchengxuxiabanshenguozheyujin，cazhetoufacongyushichulaiwen，“xiaomo，nichuifengjijiewoyongyixia，wodechuifengjizhiqianhuaile。”
“woc，nizenme**yifua”xiaomocongchuangshangdanchugenaodai，huiyingdao“chuifengjijiuzaiwoshuzhuoshang，zijinaba。”
ranhouxiaomolianmangsuohuiqu，shengpabeisheyoufaxianyoushenmebianhua。
chengxukanlekanxiaomo，zouguoqunazhechuifengjiyoujinleyushi，bujinxinxiang:
“ei，gangcaixiaomozenmekandexianggenvsheng，shicuojuema?”
xiaomoziranbuzhidaosuchengxuxinlixiangde，jiezhehexitongpantan。
“nizheigemolihuatixiangyoushisha？weishenmewowenbudao?”
“qi，tixiangdangranshimeigexianzibibeidege，erqiexianzaicaiqingdan，nidangranwenbudao，dengniyihoubarenwuwanchengshuobudingjiunengbianxiangla。”
“xingbaxingba，ganjinfarenwuba，woyijingzhunbeihaole。”xiaomoxiangzhe，doubianchengnvshengle，qibushikeyiguangmingzhengdahenvhaizitietiele，heiheihei(*^ω^*)。
xitongkanzheshaxiaodexiaomo，yilianhuyi:zheisuzhugaibuhuishigehentaiba，zenmeheqitasuzhubuyiyang，doubianchengnvdelezazheimepingjing，zheiyoudianbuhelia。
zhei...yinggaibuhuiyingxiangzhihouzuorenwuba！
“kekeke，jiranniyijingzhunbeihaole，neijiufabudiyigerenwu。”
任务发布：
santianzhineiqianwangmodouguohuaguangchanggoumaiyitaonvzhuangjihuazhuangpinyitao，yaoqiuchuanshangxinshoulibaozhongdejingpinnvzhuangqiezaishangchangdai3gexiaoshijisuanrenwuwancheng。
renwujiangli：xianshishengxianzhuanhuantishengzhiyongjiu，suijishuxiongdaiyitiao，suijiguanghuanyige，yanzhi+1，tixiangtisheng。
renwuchengfa：ruorenwushibai，xianshishengxianzhuanhuanjitixiangyongjiuhuishou。
zaiyouqingtishiyixiasuzhu，nideshentiyijingwanwanquanquanshinvhaizile，suoyijianyigoumaiyixieweishengjinyifangwanyie(ಡωಡ)”
（xiaomobuyinzangshenfen，huijiagaiwanshenfenzhengjiuyinvshengziju）
“nizheishenmedijixitong？weishenmexinshoulibaojianglidouyaohuishou，haiyou，weishenmehaiyaomaiweishengjin?suoyiwoyehuilaineige?”
“dangran，nvshenyeshinvhaizi，zenmekenengbulaineige。haiyou，wojianyiniganjinbanchusushe，ruguobeifaxianninvhaizideshenfen，neihouguonidongde(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧”
“bushiba，jiuwoxianzaizheiyue，chuquzufangzhu?zenmekeneng。haideyaochuqumainvzhuanghehuazhuangpin，erqiehaidenvzhuang，nibudejidianqidongzijinma？”
“azhei，woxianzaiyemeiqiana。ei，nidenghui，wowandianbaqiandajini。”
shuowan，xitongzhijiepaole，yebuzhidaoquganshenmele，renpingxiaomozenmehanyemeiyourenhehuiying。
“zenmeganjuezheigexitongyouyidiandianbukaopua-_-||”
xiaomokanlekanchuangshangdenvzhuang，tanlekouqisaidaolejuzizuixiamian，youzhaolegeyashemaohekouzhao，zhenggerenguodeyanyanshishide。
“laosu，woqushitangle，niyiqiquma?”
“yifu，bangwodaiyifenzaocanhuilai，jidanyoutiaoyousubing。”
“meiwenti，haodaer，dengweifuhuilai。”
xiaomoxiaoxinzouchuleqinshi，haihaozheihuiersushelourenbushaohenduo，jinliangbikaitongxue，haoburongyichulesushelou，kanzhexiaoyuanshuxidefengjing，kexizijiyijingbushiyuanlaidezijile，yexugaizhunbeizhunbeiyaokaishixindeshenghuole！
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modoucaijingdaxue，211gonglidaxue，shitangcaipinfengfu，weidaogengshiyiliu，zuiguanjiandeshizheilidecaishifenbianyi，，duiyutazheizhongyuedichituderenlaishuotebieyouhao。
jinrushitang，renhaizhenbushao，suibianzhaolegeduiwupaizhe，shuashipinxiaomoshijian。zhouweichuanlaiyiqunjijizhazhadebaguasheng，neixierenshengyinbuxiao，xiaomotingzhe，xinsiwanquanfangzaizaocanshangmian。
“weiweiwei，nikankanneibianneige，haopiaolianga！”
“ei，nage，o，renjiadaizhekouzhaojiukandedaogeyanjingnizenmezhidaorenjiahaokan?”
“nibudong，pingwokanlezheimeduonianxuexiziliao，tajueduishineizhongbijiaozhaideluoli，meikandaotadaizheyashemaowudeyanyanshishidema，bushishekongjiushizhai。”
“qi，shuozheimeduonizenmebushanga?”
“sheishuode，woxianzaijiuquyaorenjiaweixin，nidengzhe。”
xiaomoganjuejianbangbeirenpaileyixia，huitoukan，zhijianyigenanshengmozhehounaoshao，kekebabadishuo:“neishenme，e……tongxue，kebukeyijiageweixin……”
“啊?…加微信？”
xiaomoyilianmengbiσ(°△°|||)，zijixianzaimeilizheimedadema？
“eiei！nandea，baoqianbaoqian，worencuole。”
neiweinantongxuelianmangzhuanshenlikai，shengxiaxiaomohaizaiyuandimengbi。
“hahaha！niyaoxiaosiwo，nandeyounengrenchengnvde。”
“qie，haihaoyisishuo，nibuyeyiweishinvdema？zanliangsheiyebieshuoshei。”
xiaomotingzhetamendeduihua，yilianheixian。
“gaobantiantamentanlundeshiwoa-_-||。”
……
banshang，xiaomonazhezaocancongshitangzouchulai，wangsushezouqu，gangjinqinshijiutingdaozhaoyangdeshengyin:“yo，xiaomomeinvhuilaila，huanyinghuanying！”
xiaomoneixinzhenjing，danlianshangquehaowubolan:“shenmeqingkuang，gangshuixingjiushuimenghua?”
“xiaomonikankanxuexiaoluntanjiuzhidaole，heiheihei(ಡωಡ)”
xiaomobazaocanfangdaoshuzhuoshang，nashoujidakaixuexiaoluntanyikan——
xuexiaoshitangjingxianmeishaonv，meixiangdaoqueshi“daomengmei！”
小陌无语=_=。
zhaoyangneiqianzoudeshengyinyouxiangqilaile：“xiaomo，yiqianzenmemeifaxiannizheimeyoudangnvshengdeqianzhi，nikankannizheipifu，lianyouxienvshengdouzikuiburuba。”
“wojuedenihenshihecoshutao，doushi‘shengren’meinv，lai！rangwokangkangnifayuzhengbuzhengchang！”
“qunide，xiaoyewobugaojia。”xiaomoqiangrenzhujitayiquandechongdong，zhizhezijimaidezaocanshuodao：“zaofanhaichibuchi，buchiwonaqusongren。”
“吃，当然要吃。”
“neinixianchi，woxianshangchuangtangzhele。”
chuangshang，xiaomokanzhetianhuabanlenglengchushen，xinxiang:queshideganjinquzhaofangzi，kanshiyouzheiyangzizhenpayouqingbianzhi。
minghoutianyoudeshangke，kanlaizhinengjintianquwanchengrenwule。
xitongzaikongjianneikanzhexiaomo，nannandao：weiqingsuokundeshaonian，wozhinengzheiyangbangnile。