砰！
门被狠狠一脚踹开。
laotouchuihuzidengyan，dichuangjinlai，shouzhizhechuangshangwushuilanjuedesuruotong，dashenghoudao：“jiwoqilai！taiyangdoushai**le，haishui！nixianzaiyuelaiyuelan，wokeyangbuqinile，gaixiashanlingmouchulula！”
suruotongxielexieyanjing，dunangdao：“woshuijuejiuxihuanshuidaoziranxing，wokeyouqichuangqia！”
shuozhe，suishouchaoqiyigechabeijiuzaguoqu。
laotouzhishiweiweiceshen，yishenshoubianwenwenjiezhu，cuicudao：“ganjinqichuang，lairenwule！”
suruotongrouleroutingqiaodebizi，wen：“shenmerenwu？”
“yanjingyouweidalaodeleguaibing，xiangqingniqukankan。”
suruotonglikedaduan：“dazhuba，yinggaishiqingniqucaidui。”
laotouwunaidao：“wolaoge，bufangbianzoudong，jinniandoujiushisila，yegaituixiuxiangxiangqingfu，nijiubunengrangwoanduwannian？woxinxinkukupeiyangnizheimeduonian，yegainiluliangshoule。”
suruotongpiezui：“laotou，nizheilaobuside，kuixinbukuixin？wozuowanlingchensandiancaihuilai，xianzaicaizaoshangqidian，caishuilejigexiaoshi，nijiujiaowoqilai。”
laotouheheyixiao：“zhuyaoshiwotanlegeduixiang，tayaochuguo，wozhunbeigentaquguowaidumiyue。”
suruotongfangebaiyan：“laodongxi，nizheilaomaobinghaimeigai，zheidoudiyibailingbaweishiniangleba？”
“这是最后一个。
duile，nijinniandoushibasui，yegaizhaonanpengyou，dezhaowozheiyangyushulinfengde，gezibietaigao，yimijiujiuxing，xiangwozheiyangshengaoyimijiu，neicaishizuiwanmeide。”
suruotongbuxie：“ladaoba。nizou，wohuanyifu。”
“renjiazhengdengzheni，zheicirenjiakeshichulewubaiwan。”
“什么病？”
“buzhidao，nizijiqutan。”
laotoushuowan，shuaimenjiuzou，jieguojiaoxiayiban，shuailegegentou，bizidouzhuangpole。
suruotonghuanshangyijianqianlansequnzi，shulegexiaomawei，shunshouchaoqizhuoshangshuangjianbeibao。
chumenjianshifuzhengheyigezhongnianrenliaotian。
zhongnianrenqizhibufan，daizhejinshiyanjing，kanqilaisisiwenwen，bushishangxiadaliangshifu，manliankenqiu：“laoxiansheng，zheicininyidingyaochushan，womenlaoyezizheibingkeburonghuan，yezhiyouninnengyaodaobingchu，ninkeshiweiyixiwang。”
shifubaibaishou：“xiaoyisi，danwoyaochuguo，yihoubuzaizheier，tuixiuge。
wozheiguishenyidechenghao，congciyaozaijianghushangxiaoshi，rangwotudisuruotonggenniqu，tayishubiwoqiang。”
guanjiayiting，lianmangshuo：“bukeneng，suanleba，nintudihaishigenvde。”
这时苏若彤走过来。
yanjingnanfulefuyanjing，shangxiadaliang，piezuidao：“jiuta？tainianqing，meijingyan，wanyizhibuhao，balaoyezizhimeilezaban？yikanjiushishanlichulaimeijianguoshimiandetubaozi。”
suruotongtingtadiediebuxiu，feiqiyijiao，dishangxiaoshizibeitiqi，bupianbuyizajinzheijiahuozuili。
“aiyo！”tawuzhuzui，tuchuyikexiaoshiziheyikeya。
“nituditaibaoli，fengleba！”tanuhuozhongshao。
suruotongyouranzouguo，shuo：“gouzuilitubuchuxiangya，zhinengtuchushitou，nalaizheimeduofeihua？yaozhibingganjinzou，buranjiugun，wohaihuiqushuijue，zuifannizheizhonglaotaode。”
哈哈哈，
shifubudanmeishengqi，fanerxiaozheshuo：“wotudibiekanzhangdewenwenjingjing、piaopiaoliangliang、sisiwenwen，qishishigenvbaolong，youshihouwodoubeitabaochui，quannishaoreta。”
“wodeyazaban？yadiaole，fengshuipole，doubuzhucai。”
suruotongshuo：“wokeyijinixiangya，ershiwan。”
“nifengle？qiangjiea！ershiwan，qudayiyuanzhongkeyayehuabulezheimeduo。”
suruotongyixiao：“neiniquzhensuo，zhensuoxiangdeshiwailaizhiwu，wojinixiangdekeshinigangcaibeidadiaoneike，zijixuan。”
“haoba，ershiwanjiuershiwan。”
suruotongshuo：“jianqilaihaohaoxixi，dengjinijialaoyezizhihaobing，wozaijinixiangshang。”
guanjiawuzhezui，wunaidao：“laoyezi，ninzhenbukaolvchushan？zaijiayibaiwan，liubaiwan，zheishijixianle。”
shifushuo：“zhenbunengchushan，wojinnianjiushisisui，daozheinianjibunengchushou，debaoyangziji。”
shuowanzhuanshenjiuzou，zuihoudiuxiayiju：“wotudipiqibaozao，qianwanbiereta。”
guanjiamomoya，wukenaihe，laoyezibingzaimeijie，youqiuyuren，zhinengrenqitunsheng。
tanaqishoujidiankaiweixin，yushaoyeshipin：“shaoye，ninkanzheijiushineiweishenyi，kaopuma？laoshenyiyaotuixiuchuguo，rangtatudiqu，ninkan……”
shuozhebajingtouduizhunsuruotong。
lingyibianhaohuabangongshili，shuaiqibirendegubeichenzuozainei，tayouyishuangqianlanseyanjing，shihunxueer，shencaigaoda，qizhiruyaquezangbuzhufengmang，shoudaqieshouzhixiuzhang。
takanzheshoujilisuruotongdeyingxiang，zhijiansuruotongshengaoyimiqiba，moyangqingxiu，yishuangqingcheyanjing，xianxiyaozhi，xiuzhangdatui，shencaikanchengjizhi。
youqishitadeyanjing，jibiangezhepingmu，gubeichenyeganjueshenbukece，zheinvhaijiuxiangyibenshenmimofashu，rangrenkanyiyanjiuwufaziba。
tashengyinfuyoucixing：“jiushita，rangtalai。”
guanjiashuo：“shaoye，ninkexianghao，tacaishibasui，laoyebingpozaimeijie……”
“zhuzui！ganjinbatadaihuilai。”
neibianshuowanjiuguale，meijiguanjiajieshijihui。
suruotongwudongyuzhong，fangfoshibuguanji，wen：“cheni？zou。”
“车在山脚下。”
suruotongdiantou，beizheshuangjianbaoheguanjiayiqixiashan。
menwailianggeshengaoyimiba、shencaikuiwudebaobiao，xiayishikanxiangsuruotong，manliannanyizhixin，xinxiang：zheijiushineiweishenyi？zazheimenianqinghaishigenvde，chuanshuozhongdeshenyibudoushinandema？
guanjiajianzhuang，hechidao：“kanshenme？ganjinzou。”
tayelandegenbaobiaojieshi。
laidaoshanjiaoxia，yiliangchaohaohuadelaosilaisijiazhangbanhuanyingtingzainei，jinxianshenfenyuzungui。
guanjiaqinzidakaichemen：“qing。”
baobiaoshanglehoumianyiliangbenchidag。
suruotongqingsongshangche，bashuangjianbaoquxiabaozaihuaili，biaoqingpingjing，fangfobushiqukanbing，ershiqulvyoudujia。
guanjiabuganzaiduoyan，xinlixiangzhezheiweikezhenshigeguairen，xiayishimomozijideya，bashengxiadehuadouyanjinduli。
这时，滴滴两声，
suruotongnachushouji，shilaotouzifalaidexinxi：“hahaha，tudizhunihaoyuna。
woyaochuguo，buhuilaile，yihouzijiguorizi。
zheixieniankebawofansile。nishubaoliyoufengxin，kankan，niweihunfujiushigubeichen，tianxunshiyezongcai。
tarensanguanzheng，heniliuhe。
nizheicixiashanjiuquwanhun。
nimeiyuezongyouneimejitianjiqihanleng，hunshenrubing，woyanjiuhenjiu，zhidaoshizahuishi，
nixuyaochunyangzhitiyinyangdiaohe，cainengjianqingtongku，gubeichenjiushizhenzhengchunyangzhiti，zuiqiangdejiuyangshengti，nizhiyaoheta……”