zhangwenyuanchedishayanle，dangqianzichanneiyikuaitashiwanquanqingchude，xianrujintadeyinxingkalijiuzhiyou9800kuaiqianzheishikaotamailiangshidangbaoanshengchijianyongzanxialaide。
shengxiadeqianquanbujiaojixiaohuale，danneigenvrenqueshangtashangdezuishen。
zhangwenyuanjixuguancha，dangqianrenwujingranyaoqiuzichandadao500wan？
“zheibushichema，wolian1wankuaidoumeiyou！”
“dengyideng，zuihoujingranshizhuangbinashui？zhuangbihaidenashui？youmeiyoutianli？”
“buduiya，mangwanshuihoujingrankeyihuodeyushuidiwangbieshuyitao，zheiteme……”
“zheitemejiuhebaisong—yanga！yushuidiwangdefangjiadoukuai2wanyipingle，neisuisuibianbiandeyitaobieshubude3o0duopinga，xianrujinzhiyaojiao60o0dezhuangbishuijiukeyihuode，zheishijieshangjingranyouzheiyangdehaoshier？”
“made，wohaijiubuxinle，nashuijiunashuiba！”
zhangwenyuanxinnianyidong，jihujiushiyishunjian，dangqianzichanneiyikuaibianchengle3800kuai，meiguoduojiu，tadeshoujishangshoudaoleyitiaoduanxin，tishitayinxingkazhongshaole6000yuan。
“zheitemejiuwanshierle？wodebieshuni？”
zhangwenyuanzuzudengleyoubangexiaoshi，tadebieshubingmeiyouchuxian，zuozhetayiweibeipiandeshihou，tadeshoujiyexiangleqilai。
neishiyigemoshengdehaoma，danqueshibendidehaoma。
“wei，qingwenninshizhangwenyuanxianshengma？zheilishiyushuidiwangxiaoquwuye，ninshenmeshihoufangbianguolaiyixia，nin501haobieshudeyaochiyijingluozaizheilisantianle！”
“yushuidiwang？bieshuyaochi？”zhangwenyuanshashijianhuxijicu，yikexinbangbangbangbangdejihukuaiyaotiaochulai。
nandaoshuozheiyiqiedoushizhende？jiaowan6000kuaidezhuangbishuizhihouneibieshujiushiwodele？
“zhangwenyuanxiansheng，ninhaizaima？”
“wozai，yushuidiwangxiaoquwuyeshiba？dengyideng，wobangexiaoshizhineizhundao。
zhangwenyuangubudeqita，zhaotongcundexiaopangjieleyiliangdiandongchezhibenxiancheng，dagai20fenzhongzhihoutalaidaoleyushuidiwangxiaoquwuye。
nachushenfenzhengzhengmingzijideshenfen，wuyefuzerengonggongjingjingdedishangleyichuanyaochi。
“zhendeshibieshuyaochia，wodeganjindaobiechuqukanyikan！”
zhangwenyuannannanziyuleyiju，henkuaijiuzhaodaole501haobieshu！
piaoliang，shizaishitaipiaoliangle，oushijianzhufengge，dalishitaijie，zidaixiaohuayuan，dianyaeryoubushiwangzhefengfan，yikanjiuchuzishejidashizhishou！
咔嚓！
zhangwenyuanjiangyaochiqingqingzhuandong，tuimenerruhouzhenggerendoubeizhenhanle，jinbihuihuangdedatinghegezhongangguidejiajuhejiadianrangtayanhualiaoluan，zhuwoheciwoyedouzhuangxiudefeichanghaohua，gezhongchuangshangyongpinhejiajuyiyingjuquan，jianzhijiukeyilinbaoruzhu
“bukuishiyushuidiwangdebieshu，piaoliang，baqi，kezheibieshuzhendeshiwodema？”
zhangwenyuanturanjianshengchuleyizhongfeichangbuzhenshideganjue，jiufangfozheiyiqiedoushimeng—ban。
“wozenmezhengmingzheibieshuoshiwodeni？fangchanzhengni？weishenmemeiyoufangchanzheng？”
zhangwenyuannannanziyudao，ranhoubiansichuxunzhao，zuizhongtazaishufangdehualimushuzhuoshangzhaodaolehongsebudongchanquanzheng，neishangbianzhangwenyuansangeziyouqimingxian！
“haha……wode，zheibieshujingranzhendeshiwodele！zheixiakefadale！”zhangwenyuanjidongdeshouwuzudao，jiangzijirengzairouruanhaohuadedachuangshang，siwujidandelaihuidalehaojigegun，ranhoubiankaishiyanjiuneizhuangbinashuixitong。
dangqiandengji：1（meitianzhuangbinashuixianzhi1wanyixia）
dangqianzichan：3800wan
dangqianrenwu：zichandadao500wan
装逼纳税：0
“jiushengxia3800kuaiqianle，erqiexianzaibuxuyaonashui，zheikebuxing，wodejixuzhuangbi！"
zhangwenyuandadingzhuyi，soudeyixiacongchuangshangtiaoqilai，chulebieshu，qishangdiandongche，ranhoujiudasuanlikai。
keshicaigangdaomenkou，jiubeibaoanjilanzhule。
“nizhanzhu，nishiganshenmede？"zheibaoangangganghuanguobaner，bushiyuanlaineipiren，suoyitamengenbenjiuburendezhangwenyuan。
zhangwenyuanyeshiyileng，jingenzhejieshidao：“woshizheilideyezhua，lan**ma？"
“haha……jiunihaiyezhu？wozaiyushuidiwangdanglesannianbaoanle，zuicideyezhuyeshikaibaomade，jiuniqipodiandongchehaihaoyisimaochongyezhu？nizhidaozheilidefangziduoshaoqianyipingma？"
“nizheishiqiaobuqisheini？nirenweiwomaibuqiyushuidiwangdefangzi？zhangwenyuandemeitoushenshenzhouzaiyiqi，duifangshizaishigouyankanrendi，zheirangtafeichangfennu。
“nidangranmaibuqila！”baoanyongyizhonglisuodangrandeyuqishuodao：“bieshuoshiyushuidiwangle，xieduimianxinyuantingxiaoquzuichadehuxingnidoumaibuqi！”
“nifangpi！xinyuantingxiaoqusuangesha？bieshuoshizuichadehuxing，laozilian1loudedishangdouyouyitao，niganshuowomaibuqineilidefang？”
zhangwenyuanhuayingangluo，naohailimianchuxianyigefeichangtuwudeshengyin。
“ding！jiancedaosuzhuzhengzaizhuangbi，nashuiejisuanwanbi。nashui3000，huodexinyuantingyiloudishangyitao。”
“woqu，zheiyangyekeyi？”zhangwenyuanbuyoudemeifeisewu，taxiangkanlaiyihouyaoduozhuangbile。
“hahaha，jiunihaidishang？niteme……”
‘chouxiaozi，**ganshani！zheishi501bieshudeyezhu，nijiwokeqidian！”jiuzaizheishi，baoandehuahaimeishuowanjiubeiganlaidewuyejinglijizhizhile。
wuyejinglishijianguozhangwenyuande，ganmangqinqiedediantouhayao，shensegongjingdeyangzijiufangfoshijiandaoleqindieyiban。
“zhangxiansheng，zheibaoanshixinlaide，taburenshinin，qingninqianwanbuyaojieyia！”
"shuonini！ganjinjizhangxianshengdaoqian！”
“shishishi……”baoanyeyishidaoshiqingdatiaole，yilianhuangkongdelianmangdaoqian：“duibuqizhangxiansheng，shiwoyouyanbushitaishanle，nindarenbujixiaorenguo……”
“xingle，yihouzhuyiba！”zhangwenyuanwusuoweidehuihuishou，bingmeiyouheyigexiaobaoanjijiao，cishitayougengzhongyaodeshiqing，neikeshixinyuantingdeyitaodishanga，shuoshenmeyedequkankan。
xinyuantingjuliyushuidiwangbingbuyuanbuxing10fenzhong，qidiandongche5fenzhongjiudaole。
bukuishishouquyizhidehaohuaxiaoquya，damenxiudeqipaihaohua，sanduibaoan24xiaoshilunhuanzhiban，yezhujinmenjiujingli，beieryoumianzi！
zhangwenyuanbadiandongchetingzaimenkou，xinlixiangzheneitaodishangdeshiqing，meiguoduojiushoujixiangle。
“shizhangxianshengma？woshixinyuantingwuyezhuguanzhangxinhua，ninzaibenxiaoqusuogoumaideneitaodishangyijingbanhaolesuoyoushouxu，ninkanninshenmeshihoufangbian，wojininsongguoqu？”
"xianzaijiufangbian，wojiuzaixinyuantingmenkouniniganjinguolaiba！”
“好的，您稍等！”