第一章
“你们听说了吗？”
yishangban，tongshixiaofangjiushenmixixidezaibangongshiwen。
“shenme？youxinwen？”budengwokaikou，zhouyuehechenzhenzhenjiuyikoutongshengdewendao。
“gongsidouchuanbianle，nimenjuranbuzhidao。”xiaofanghentiebuchenggangdekanzhewo：”zheicixinruzhiyigongyouliugeren，liangnansinv，qizhongyouyigeshizongcaiqianjin！”
什么！
zenmezheimekuaiwojiudiaomale？
meidaolia，wozixixianglexiangwozheimexiaoxin，chuleneiyi，qitacongtoudaojiaolianzhebaobaoquanshitaobaomaidebianyihuo！
“gebibumendexiaoliuherenshibudemazhuren，guanxihenhao，mazhurenyeshitingshangmianshuode，jiutoutoudegaosulexiaoliu，paxiaoliudezuilezongcaiqianjin，xiaoliuzheirendazuiba，jiugaosudajiale。”
dajiaeleyisheng，kaishitaolunsheiyoukenengshizongcaiqianjin。
turanpengdeyisheng，womenxunshengkanqu，hemengxuedebeizidaozailezuozishang，suiranlimianmeiyoushui，danshishengyinhaishixiyinledajiadezhuyili。
“mengxuenizenmezheimebuxiaoxin？”zhouyueqiguaidewendao。
“wojiushi...wobuxiaoxin。”hemengxuezhanqishenzhizhiwuwude：“buhaoyisidaraodajiale，”
“nijinzhangshenme，nandaonijiushizongcaiqianjin？”xiaofangqiguaidewendao。
“wobushiwobushi...”hemengxuededongzuogengdale，zhuoshangdedongxihualaladediaoleyidi。
“wohewoba，bushi...wohezongcaizhishicouqiaoxinghe。”hemengxueliandouhongle，danshitayueshizheiyangshuo，dajiayueshijuedeqiguai。
“duia，xinruzhijigezhiyoumengxuexinghe，zheibushixianeryijianma？”chenzhenzhenadeyisheng，wuzhezuiba。
hemengxuebingbufouren，yebuchengren：“wozhishixianghedajiayiqihaohaogongzuo，qingdajiabuyaoxiangtaiduo。”
bushi，nizheiyangwomenhennanbuxiangtaiduoa。
tazheibanzuopai，yaobushiwozijijiushizhenzhengdezongcaiqianjin，wodouyaoxinle。
nandaohemengxuedoubuzuodiaoyandema，wogenwomaxinga！
wobanandaozaiwaimianhaiyousishengnvma？
woxianglexiangwobazaiwomamianqianneibuyaoqiandeyangzi，bukenengba！
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“buduibamengxue，nilaojiabushiyunbeidema？genzongcaiyebushiyigedifanga。”
hemengxuemiantiandexiaolexiao：“womenzujishiyunbeide，danshiqingdajiabangwobaomie”
douzheimeshuole，dajiahainengyoushenmebudong。
“mengxue，nishuonishizongcaiqianjin，nizongdenachuzhengjulaiba。”wozongbunengkanzhetajiuzheiyangmaochongwoba。
zhouyuebailewoyiyan：“bushimengxuenandaoshinima？nikankanniyifuqiongsuanyangzi，zaikankanmengxue，biaozhunbaifumeizhangxiang。”
wonalishouguozheiyangdeweiqu，dangjiyaotaochushoujinachuquanjiafulaizhengmingziji。
quexiangdaowobashanggeyueshuodehua。
“momo，ninianjiyebuxiaole，lujianeigehaiziwomencongxiaokanzhezhangda，tiaogerizijiehunba。”
“nibujiehun？neinijiucongjialichuqu，ziligengshengba。”
“yaoshibeiwozhidaonizaigongsiyongwodemingyitoulan，wojiubanibangqilaizhijiejiachuqu。”
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想到这些话。
woyingshengshengbashoujishouleqilai。
danshikanhemengxueneiyifuxiaorendezhideyangzi，zheigeshiqingwobunongmingbaiwokenengwanshangdoushuibuzhele。
“ba，nizaiwaimianhaiyouqitadenverma？”
“niyitiantianbufashenjingninanshoushibushi？woshangnalizaiyounverqu，niyigenverdoubawoqidexueyabiaosheng，zailaiyigewobuhuolema？”
嗨！
白挨一顿骂！