“songshou——nixiangganshenme?”
nvjingjile,jiaoqiaodexiaolianshangshanguoyisiyijuzhise。
yanqianzheigenanrenkansihensuiyidichushou,querangtahaowudikangzhili。
renpingtashijinliqixiangyaozhengkai,nazhuzijideshouwandeshouzhangquexiangshitieqianyiban!
qingjizhixia,nvjingdelingyizhishouyijingmoxiangyaojiandepeiqiang。
hanchujiangxiangshihaowuchajue,wuzixiaodao:“nimenlingdaoxiachele,wohaishihetashuoba。”
liangrenxiangshiyiduizainaobieniudexiaoqinglv,lalachechedixiangjingchefangxiangzouqu。
jingcheshangguoranyouxialaiyigesanshilaisuidenanjingcha!
shenhoujigedahantongshijingchuyinaomenzihan。
“zheixiaozitaitemehule……nalaizheimebiaodehanhuo?”
“doutemebiechele,yihuijijingchakanwanzhengjiandeshihou,jiushuozanmenjizheganlu,buzhuijiuneixiaozidezeren!”
laidaonanjingguangenqianshi,hanchujiangcaisongkaixiaonvjingdeshouwan。
“chenxiansheng,haojiubujian。”
yanqianzheixingchende,jiushuyulaotouzizuili“bugaizhaorederen”。
xiaonvjingyuanbenshixiangfahuolaizhe,zheishiyitingbuyouzhoumeidao:“chendui,nimenrenshi?”
chenxianyunxiaoerbuda,fanerchongneijigedahanzhaozhaoshou。
dahanmenyetingdaohanchujiangdeneijuhuale,buyouxinlikuangxi。
“women……womenjizheganlu,cheziyemeishenmedaai,jiubuzhuijiule。”
“shia,zheiweixiaoxiongdiyikanjiubushiguyide。”
“zangexiugedechejiuxing。”
tamenhaisuanjiling,jiazhuanghaipachenxianyuntanhuhanchujiangdeyangzi,xiangjiejituoshen。
hanchujiangxinlianzanzheijirenshiqu,danbingweichusheng,ershikanxiangchenxianyun。
xiaonvjingqueyishidaoyouxiebuduijing。
zhengxiangkaikoushi,chenxianyunshuohuale:“yeling,chulizheixieshideshihou,womenhaishiyaoyidiaojieweizhu。”
“jirantamenshuangfangdouyuanyihubuzhuijiu,dengjiyixiabeigeanrangtamenganjinzou,miandeyihuiduche。”
堵车?
xiaonvjingyelinghenshidaimengdidaliangleyixiagonglu。
zheiduanlusuiranbuxianglongjushanshangdegongluneiyangpianpi,danyanxiayemeijiliangche,nahuiduche?
danjiranchenduifahuale,yelingyebuhaodangmianbochi。
tazhidaochenduideweiren,zheimechulikendinglingyouyinqing。
baneijigedahandafazouhou,yelingyebeichenxianyunzhidaojingcheshang。
“nijiujingxiangganshenme?”
chenxianyunkuxiaoyisheng,dijihanchujiangyizhiyan。
hanchujiangbaishoujujue,diaokandao:“nishenmeshihouyouleyanyinde?”
chenxianyunmengxiyikou,caidadao:“neijianshizhihou,wozaiguowailuledi,bushihezaizuoguowaideyewu。”
“diaohuilaihou,rangwonaotoudeshitaiduo。”
hanchujiangtingchutahualiyouhua,ledao:“fangxin。wokendingbuhuirangninaotou。”
chenxianyunzuijiaoyichou:“neinihaohaodeyanluowangbudang,paohuilaiganma?”
hanchujiangliangshouyitan:“huilaiquxifua。”
陈先云:……
qiruoyingdeziliaojiushichenxianyunchuanjihanchujiangde,danchenxianyunbingbuxiangxintashihuilaiquxifuerde。
nidouburenshirenjia,jiuyaoqurenjia?
hanchujiangyoule,paipaitadejianbangdao:“niyezhidaowodeguiju。”
chenxianyunchenshengdao:“yanluodianyongbingyongbutazuhuaxia。”
hanchujiangyebuzaixiangzhiqianneiyangkaiwanxiao,ershihenrenzhendao:“santianzhinei,nihuicongnimendequdaoshoudaowotuichudexiaoxi。”
chenxianyundiantou:“santian。ruguomeiyouxiaoxi,woyidinghuizhaodaoni。”
hanchujiangzuijiaoqingtiao,danranyixiao:“ruguomeiyouxiaoxi,nizhihuizaiguowaizhaodaowo。”
ruguobushitaguyiliuxiahenji,chenxianyunyebukenengzheimekuaizhaodaoziji。
chenxianyunziranyemingbaizheigedaoli,zhuanershuoqiqitashi:“neixieren,nidasuanzenmezuo?”
tashuodeshigangcaineijigedahan。
lianyelingdounengchajuexiqiaodeshi,chenxianyundangranbukenengxiubuchulai。
hanchujiangxiao,dafeisuowendao:“dangchuzaiwaimian,wojiuguonisanci,yebangguonimenhenduomang。”
chenxianyunyileng,zheijiahuoyuelaiyuebuyaolianle。
xieentubaodehua,doushuodezheimeziran,baimingleshixiangrangzijititashanhou。
“别搞出人命。”
chenxianyunzaiciwunaikuxiao,liuxiayijuhuazhuanshenshanglejingche。
……
ruyehoudeninghaigewaipiaoliang,youqishihongluojiubalideneixieyaoyannvren。
zaijudadeyinleshengli,zheixiechimeiwangliangyaotouluanbeng,henbudebashenshangdeyifuhemouxielingjiandoushuaichuqu。
“daobage,zhenbunengguaiwomen,doushineigeturanzhuangshangwomendechouxiaozi。”
“made,juranrangyiliangwulinghongguangchadianzhuangfei,shuochuquwodouxiandiuren……”
baitiangenzongqiruoyingdeneiwugedahanjuzaiyijianguibinshi,zhengxiangyigelianshangzhangzhedabalaidenanrenhuibao。
dabalaihenhendengtamenyiyan,madao:“meiyongdefeiwu!nimenbuhuibaneixiaoziyeyiqishoushidiao?”
dahanjixujiaoyuan:“yaobushixunluodejingchachuxian,wokendingbaneichouxiaozidaihuilai,haohaojiaotazuoren!”
huayingangluo,chuangkouchuchuanlaiyidaowanweideshengyin:“xianzaijiaowoyebuchi。”
guibinshilidejirentongshiyijing,zhuantoukanxiangchuangkou。
“是你?”
“daobage,jiushita!”
“nizheichouxiaozijuranhaiganzaizheichuxian?”
dabalaiqueshitamenzhongzuiqingxingderen。
yaozhidao,tamenxianzaizaidedifangshisanlou。
erqie,hongluojiubakebushishenmeliangshanzhidi!
zheirenjuranshenbuzhiguibujuedichuxianzaichuangwai,danjiuzheifenbenshi,jiuzuyirangdabalaixinshengjingti。
hanchujiangshenziyidong,yijinglaidaowugedahanhedabalaizhongjian。
“nimenzhuanghuaiwodewulingshenche,wobudezhaonimenpeia?”
dahanzhongdeyigedunshidanu,conghouyaochuchouchuyibazhangbishou,shuhuzhaxianghanchujiang。
“呯!”
yebuzhidaozenmede,nabishoudejiahuohurandaofeichuqu,henhenzhuangzaiqiangshang。
zhuangjishengzhong,qitajirenyinyuetingdaoleshenrendeguzhesheng,buyoudoushidahai。
hanchujianghaozhengyixia,danrandikantamenyiyan:“xianzainenghaohaoshuohuama?”
dabalaiqiangrenzhexindidejingjuzhiyi,guzuoqiangyingdao:“xiongdizainatiaodaoshangzoudong?”
“baogewan,miandedashuichonglelongwangmiao。”
hanchujiangjiantahaizaizhuangqiangzuoshi,xinliyishihenbunaifan。
“wogenlongwangbuzhaomian。”
“tashihailidewang,erwo——”
“shiyanluodianlidewang!”
huayinyiluo,hanchujiangshenxingrutongguimeibanxiaoshizaiyuandi。
zheijianguibinshilixiangqiyizhenzhenzhuangjishenghecanjiaosheng。