第3章
“yurou，nizheishicongnaerzhaolaidehunzhangdongxi？zhenshiqisiwole！”chenfenqidehunshenfadou。
“ma，wohaoleng......”
“haoleng......”
huagangshuodaoyiban，jiangyurouturanjiuxiangshibianlegerenyiyang，hunshendongdezhidaduosuo，jingenzhe，taliangyanyimohei，jingdangchanghunleguoqu。
“雨柔！”
jianshi，jiangzhentianhechenfenfufushizhenhuangle，lianmangjiangnvercongdishangbaoqilai。
“zhaolaoshenyi，nikuaijiujiuwonverba！”
baozhehuailidejiangyurou，chenfenshunjiankuchengleleiren，yanshenmanshiaiqiudekanxiangzhaojiankang，shengsilijiedehandao。
“好！”
buguanzashuo，xianzaishichujinji，shenweiyishengdezhaojiankanglidangchushouxiangzhu。
ranerjiuzaizheishihou，fangzijiequeturanshenshoujiangtalanxia，“manzhe！”
“zhaolaoshenyikeshiwoqingguolaide，jiusuanshiyaoweitazhibing，yegaijingguowodetongyiba？”
“xingfangde，nishenmeyisi！”jiangzhentianshuangyanmaohuo，jihushihouzhedao。
“woshenmeyisibumingxianme？”fangzijielengxiaoyisheng，“chufeinimenkendayingjiangyuroujiajiwo，fouze......”
“tajibianjintianjiushisile，woyebuhuirangzhaolaoshenyichushoude！”
“fangzijie，ni......！”jiangzhentianqijigongxin，chadianyikouqimeishanglai。
好个趁火打劫啊！
“zhaolaoshenyi，niyinggaibuhuijiansibujiuba！”chenfenzhinengjiangxiwangjiyuzhaojiankang。
“baoqian，wozhinengtingfangshaode。”zhaojiankangdangchangbiaominglezijidetaidu。
wenyan，chenfenxindoukuaijiebingle！
“haohaokaolvba，liujinimendeshijianbuduole。”
keqidefangzijieqiaoqierlangtui，zuozaishafashang，yanranyifudeyiwangxingdeyangzi。
“行，我答应你！”
“wodayingnizongxingleba！”
chenfenzuizhonghaishixuanzeletuoxie。
“hutu！nizenmenengqingyidayingta？”
jiangzhentianyanshenxionghendedengzhefangzijie，“ninandaowanglema？yuroutashiyouhunyuede！”
“erqiewotingshuo，neirenxianzaiyijingxiashanlaile，xiangbibuduoshijiuhuizhaodaozheili。”
“daoshihou，womengairuhexiangtajiaodai？”
chenfenyiranshishengsilijiedao：“womendoudengletazheimeduonianle，jieguotarenni？！”
“wojiuzheimeyigenver，yankantademingdoukuaimeile，nihaizaihushenmehunyue？”
“nizheigefuqinshizenmedangde！”
jiangzhentianchenmoliangjiu，zuizhonghaishiwukenaihedeyaoyaotou，huanhuantanchuyikouqi，“ai！nishuodebucuo，renmeilejiushenmedoumeile。”
“neijiu......”
“依你所言吧！”
chenfenlianmangkanxiangfangzijie，“tingdaolema？womendayingnile，nikuairangzhaolaoshenyijiujiuyurou！”
fangzijiexibuzisheng，shenshoujinlejinyishan，“zheihaichabuduoba。”
“赵老，救人吧！”
“好。”
zhaojiankangdiandiantou，qishenzoudaojiangyuroushenbian，jiangshouzhiqingqingdazaitademaibochu。
“嗯？”
zhaojiankangturanganjuedaoyisibuduijing，yushilikezhengkaiyanjing，youwangjiangyuroudemaiboshenchuanlean。
“wensuoweiwen......”
“真是闻所未闻！”
faxianzhaojiankangdeliansebuduijinghou，chenfenjiqiedewendao：“zhaolaoshenyi，wonvertazenmeyang？nikuaishuoa！”
“唉——！”
zhaojiankangzhangtanyikousheng，bianyaotoubiandao：“hanqiyijingqinrutadewuzangliufu，zhengzaiyijikuaidesuduxiangxinmaichukuosan......”
“cizhengzhuangshishuhanjianna！”
“kongpalaofu，yewunengweilile......”
wenyan，jiangzhentianruzaoleiji，lianseshuadeyixiabaile。
“你不是神医嘛！”
“woqiunijiujiuta！woqiunile！”
chenfenzuanzhezhaojiankangdeyifu，kudesixinliefei。
mingmingqianyimiaohaihaoduanduandeyigeren，zenmeturanjiuchengzheiyangle！
duiyuyigejiangsizhiren，fangzijiechedidiulexingqu。
niangde，ganqingzijishibaimanghuleyichang？
“zhenshilangfeishijian，zoule！”huilehuishou，fangzijiedabuliuxingdelikailejiangjia。
“不对！”
jiangzhentianmengrantaitou，qingxuyixiazibiandeyichangjidong，“ganggangneixiaozishuoyurouzuiduohuobuguosantian，kejiantashizaoyouyuliao！”
“huoxutazhendekeyizhihaoyuroudebing！”
“老黄，快！”
“kuaiqujiangtazhuihuilai！”
......…
likaijiangjiahou，chufanmanwumudedeyoudangzaijietou。
“jiangyurouajiangyurou，yangchengzheimeda，nirangwoshangnaerzhaoniqu！”
“daoshoudeyibaiwanyefeile！”
“maiwanjipiao，xiaoyexianzaihunshenshangxiajiutemejishikuaiqian，yihoukezenmehuoya！”
chouchangjian，chufanturanxiangqileneibazhanghunshu。
nachulaiyikan，zheidierjia，quehaoqiaobuqiaodeyezaizheiyangcheng！
erqiegenjiangyurouneizhangbutong，zheizhanghunshushang，youmingquedediliweizhi。
“tianwujuerenzhilu！”chufanxinzhongdaxi。
banxiaoshihou，yangchenggujiadayaofang。
jingguojifandatan，chufantingxialejiaobu。
taitouwangzherucizhuangkuoxiongweidegongsidalou，chufanxinlibujinkuiranzhangtan。
kanqilai，zheijiasihutingyouqianya！
chufanmolemobizi，jingzhichaozhegongsizouqu。
buliao，tahaimeiyouzoudaomenkou，bianbeiyimingbaoanjilanlexialai。
“tingtingting！niganshenmede？”
“wozhaonimenguzong。”chufanxiaodao。
“滚蛋！”
baoanbuliuqingmiandefachuzhukeling，“jiuniyepeijianwomenguzong？qiaonishenshangneifuqiongsuanyang！”
“dage，nikuaikan，feidie！”
“嗯？”
咻——
“你......”
“卧槽！人呢！”
“wozheishijianguileme......”
dengdaobaoanzaicihuiguotouhou，chufanqueyixiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
cike，gongsizuidingcengdebangongshinei。
“gaozong，ruguomeishenmewentidehua，zheifenhetongwomenshibushikeyiqianle？”
“zheshenmeji，wozaiqiaoqiao。”
wangzheyanqianzheigechuanzheolzhifu，shencaihuola，zhangxiangjuejiadenvren，xinyuanyimadegaochen，qingbuzijindeshenshoumolemoxiaba。
nvrenmingjiaoguzixi，shigushidayaofangdeceo。
beiduifangzheimesiwujidandedingzhekan，guzixiyanmouzhongtuxianyane，buyuedao：“gaozong，zanmenhaishibuyaozailangfeibicideshijianlexingme？”
“zheihetongwokendinghuiqian，danshizaicizhiqian......”
“zanmennengbunengliaodianbiedeya？”
shuohuajian，gaochenqishenraodaoleguzixideshenhou。
zaiguziximeiyourenhefangbeideqingkuangxia，shenshouyibalouzhuletadexiyao。
chaneijian，guzixihunshenwanruchudianyibandefama。
talikeqishenzhengzha，“gaozong，guangtianhuari，niganshenme！”
gaochenyilianhuaixiao，“guzixi，qishiwoyijingxinyinihenjiule，jinri，nijiuconglewoba！”
“nifangxin，zhiyaonikenguaiguaitinghua，hetongwoziranhuiqian！”
“erqiewokeyixiangnichengnuo，youlewogaojiabihu，jinhounimengushidayaofangzaiyangcheng，yidinghuipingbuqingyunde！”
“放手！”
guzixiyueshifankang，gaochenyueshixingfen。
ketabijingshiyijienvliu，meijixia，jiubeigaochenfanshouandaozaileshafashang。
砰！
jiuzaizheishi，menturanbeirencongwaimianchuaikai。
zhishi，dangchufankandaoyanqianyimuzhishi，quedailidangchang。
我靠，这么刺激？
“buhaoyisi，duoyoudarao。”
zailiangrenjiweichayidemuguangxia，chufangangadexiaolexiao，lianmangdaimenerchu。