tadeshouzhangkuanda，xiangbizhixia，neifeijichangshizaihansuandekelian。
yishunjian，kongqifangfoninggule。
difuyaoejiaodihan，jingdedounengtingdaofengshengdehuxiaole。
“zheierbuju，heyijurenxin？”yezhongyuanxiazhangfengmutiaozheyilvyonglanmeihuo，henziranditaiqishou，zhankaigujiefenmingdexiuzhangwuzhi，zaitaxiongfuqianbishileyifan。
difuyaoyazhuxintounuhuo，shenhuxiyikouqi，tingzhilexiongtang，luchuheshanweixiao：“biantaixiansheng，zhengsuoweizheierbuping，heyipingtianxiani？”
“伶牙俐齿。”
yezhongyuanbodushizhongdechunbianhuaguoyisixiemeidelengxiao。
“变态狂魔。”
difuyaohaobuluohoudexilitucao，shundaiyigekanzhizhangsidezhibaiyanshen。
zheiyikanbuyaojin，jiezhemenglongyinbaideyueguang，tacaizairucijinjulixiakanqinglezheige‘biantaixiansheng’dezhenmianmu。
tashenruyushu，zheyixixuanjinchouduandesheliruanpao，yinbaiqingroudeyueguangsaletayishenshengjie，ranertahunshensanfachudeqixiquebinglengguao，daizheshengrenwujindesenransushaqixi，rangrenananxinjing，wanrumoshen。
lingrenjingtande，haishitaneizhangjunmeiwushuangdelianpang。
wuguanjiqijingzhi，lengjiaofenming，yaonieyichang。
xiazhangerweiweishangtiaodefengyan，qinzheyimoyonglanqingyadeweidao。
tabochunqingmin，huduyoumeiqueyexianzhejifenjiqiao。
neixinirubaiyubandejifu，gengshizheshilingnvzihanyan，jianzhishijunzhongdaimei，meizhongtouyao，yaozhonghankuang，huotuotuodeyaonieyimei！
“ze……”difuyaorenbuzhutunlexiakoushui，yesexiashengyingewaiqingxi。
yezhongyuanfengmushenrugutan，yimoxixuedexiaoyifushangtadechunbian，“xiaoyatou，meijianguonanrenme，rucijikenannai？”
difuyaozuijiaoweichou，lveweitiaotideyanguangjiangtashangxiadaliang，shixianzuihoutingliuzaitadangqian，yilianqianyidao：“buhaoyisi，laoziyunzhen，duinimeixingqu。”
kongqizhouranxiajiangdaolebingdian。
“是么。”
lengmeicixingdeyushengluoxia，yezhongyuanmiqiyanjing，dashouyilao，difuyaozaoyoufangyushanshenyiyue，qiliaozhengzhongtahuaizhong。
taqiangyoulideshouzhangshunshikouzhutadeyaozhi，fushenyazhuneixianruowugudeshenzi，meiyanqingtiao，yuqihanzheyisixiemeipiqi，“shibushizhen，nilaiyanyanhuo？”
difuyaoyonglizhengdong，haishibeitajinjinquanguzaihuaizhong，gezheneihuashangruanpao，dounengganjuedaotaneipengranyoulidexintiaosheng。
taxiangtazhanluyimoweixiao，shengyinquelengbingbingde：“yijingyanwanle，buyongmolaozijiuzhidaonixiamiandechicun。”
yezhongyuanbunufanxiao，xiaoyiyingrandefengmoudingzheta，fangruotingdaoleshenmebukesiyidehuayiyang。
doushuonanxuannvziwenrouwanyue，erzheiyatouqueyinxiandula，chukouchengwu，banfenjinchidoumeiyou。daohechuanwenzhongneiqieruodanxiaodexingzidaxiangjingting，buguo，xiangmaodaoshihechuanwenyiyang，chouchoude，gexinglinran。
tashenzileiruo，bazhangdadeliandanyinweizhangqichibubao，yingshengshengechulemianhuangjishoudeyangzi。tadezuobanbianlianshang，beiyikuaiheisedeyinjisuofugai，youbianliandaoshiqingxiukeren，yibianweiemo，yibianweitianshi，zheizhanghairanjingsongdelianpangbeishirenchengweiyinyangguilian，renjianrenpa。
“kangemaoa！”difuyaobeitadingdehunshenbuzizai，taitoutingxionghouleguoqu。
yezhongyuandanhongbochunxieyidegouqi，muguangqingsao。
zheiyatoumianmaosuiyouquexian，quebuzuaineishuangshuilingmoyubandeshuangyanli，zhanchuderuizhijingming，jianxianjiaozha，wanrumengchendezhenzhuban，qiaoransanfazheyingyoudejueshifengmang。
jinguanbeishouzhi，tashenselengjing，mouguangzhongdaizhebujidekuangao，xiangjileyizhinanyixunfudexiaoyemao。
“hehe。”yezhongyuanxingweinongnongdixiaole，kouzhutayaozhideshouzhangmengranshoujin。
difuyaozhenggerenjintiezhetadexiongtang，ledekuaiwufachuanqile，taweiweiyixiao，yuqijiqiao：“biantaijiushibiantai，kouweizhenzhong，laia，huxiangshanghaia！”