“住手！”
zhouxiaoyazhongyupaoleguolai，youyicichaqi，zhouxiaoyaquebuguanneixie，dangzaiyetianhehanbiaozhongjian。
“不许打架！”
“给我让开！”
yetianyijiuzaibaonu，nudengzhouxiaoya。
zhouxiaoyaqiaoliantonghong，gangyaoshuoshenme，turanwuzili，paochulaiyimingwusuinvtong。
nvtongzhazhenazhatouxing，hongpupulianjia，roududushifenkeai。
nvtongshoulihainazhezidanzuochengdexiaomao，laidaoyetianmianqian。
“不许动我妈妈！”
“妈妈？”
yetianlengleyixia，gangyaoshuoshenme，jiutingdaomuqinjidongshuodao：“xiaomi，kuaijiaobaba。”
“我是她爸爸？”
yetianyigejiling，chadianmeiyaoleshetou。
“爸爸？”
zheiyisheng，shiyexiaomide。
yetianheyexiaomi，dayandengxiaoyan。
yexiaomiyijiujianchishuodao：“buxudawomama！”
“我们多时候？”
yetianyihuokanzhezhouxiaoya，taduoshihougenzhouxiaoyashengleyigehaizi？zheibuduiba？
“ni，nixiashuoshenmeni？”
zhouxiaoyabeinongdemanliantonghong，pangbiancongdishangpaqilaidehanbiao，xiunuhouleqilai。
“nimenzunzhongyixiawo！”
“qianzhaihaiqian，tianjingdiyi！”
“zhouzhishu，wojiushuoma，nizhengtianduiyejianeimehao，yuanlainigenyetianyouyitui。”
“zheigeyexiaomi，shinigenyetiandezhong。”
“hanbiao，nihushuoshenme，yexiaomi，shi**nver。”
“wobuguan，rangyejiahaiqian。”
“tahaidawole，meiyouqian，jiubalilinjiwo。”
hanbiaochezhebozihan，shenzhiyerangshouxia，duizhezhouxiaoyahandao：“zhishupianxin，qifurenle。”
这场面，彻底乱了。
yetianyemimangdangzhong，duoshihouduochuyigegannver。
“goule，qian，wobuhuiqiannide。shitian，shitianneiwohuihainide！”
“shitian？nizuomengba！”
hanbiaogangshuowan，zhouxiaoyazhongyufahuale。
“hanbiao，doushiyigecunde，nifangdaikeshiweifade。”
“hehe，hao，zhishu，wojintianjiujiniyigemianzi！”
hanbiaoyebuganbashiqingzuodetaijue，yaobushizhouxiaoyashifupinganbu，huanchengbendide，hanbiaoyebuhuizheimeqifuren。
“santian，wojiujinisantianshijian。”
“yetian，santianhou，wolaishouqian！”
“shiwanyuan，shaoyifen，nishishi。”
hanbiaorouzhe**，dengleyetianwushuyan，yaozheyazoulechuqu。
“都散开！”
zhouxiaoyayemeiyoubanfa，ganggangrangrensankai，yexiaomijiuzhangkaishuangbei，zhijiebaozhuzhouxiaoya。
“妈妈，抱！”
“xiaomiguai，wojinimaijuzichile。”
zhouxiaoyacongbaolinachujuzi，xintengkanzheyexiaomi。
“ma，zheidaodizenmehuishi？”
yetianzhilezhiyexiaomi，weidengshuowan，jiukandaofumuzhangtanqilai。
“nigeniezi，zheijiushinihaizi！”
“凭啥说我的？”
10fenzhonghou，yetianditoukanzhednajianyanbaogao，zheigebaogaoshiwunianqianchujude，chuleyetianheyexiaomidefunvguanxizhengming，haiyouheyefuyemudeqinshuguanxizhengming。
“shuoba，zenmehuishi？”
“我？”
yetianzhenxiangbuqilaile，pangbianbaozheyexiaomidezhouxiaoya，yuefabiyikanzheyetian。
“渣男！”
yetianfanlefanbaiyan，zhenjibude，zheishinaweishenxianjiejie，zaiyetianshoumingbuduozhixia，jiyetiansonglezheimeyifendali。
“zheizhangzhaopian！”sunlicongyijudangzhong，nachuyigehezi。
“照片？”
yetiankanxiangzhaopian，zhaopianzhishang，queshiyimingbaiyiruxuedenvren。
nvrenmei，meideguosetianxiang，chenyuluoyan。
zhaopianjueduibushipde，nvrenyejueduimeiyouzhuangrong，nvrenyangmao，jueshirongyan。
“是她？”
yetianzhongyuxiangdaole，liunianqian，yicirenwudangzhong。yetianshoushangle，zaoshoushengongfanshi。
dangshihetazaiyiqideshiyimingnvshashou，erzheimingshashou，jiushizheimingbaiyinvzi。
nvzichushouhenla，yetianzaizouhuorumozhuangtaixia，jurangennvren**。
neizhihou，yetianzaiyemeiyoukandaonvren。
yetianyebuzhidaoshenmeyuanyin，jingciyizhan，gonglitishengfeikuai，zhongyuchengweiyidaidingjibingwang。
“haizi，wunianqian，xiaomichuxianzaiwomenyuanzi。”
“womenquerenguole，zheijiushinidezhong！”
“wobuguan，zheishiwomensunnv！”
yeliangdengleerziyiyan，ranhouzhilezhizhaopian，guanqiewendao：“woerxifu，ganshade？”
“杀手！”
yetianchadianjiushuotuluzuile，xingkuiyeliangyoudianerbei。
“啥？”
“ba，woyebutaiqingchu。”
“neierxifu，jiaosha？”
“不知道！”
yetiankuxiaoyisheng，shenhouzaicichuanlai，zhouxiaoyalengxiaosheng。
“渣男！”
叶天郁闷了。
weidengyetianjieshi，yexiaomi，yenaishengnaiqi，zhizheyetian。
“渣男爸爸！”
“哎哟我去！”