第1章 废物傻子

wuyuedetian,yangguangmingmei。

liguoyuhuayuanli,gengshiyipianhuatuanjincu,chaziyanhong。

kejiuzaizheishi,yuhuayuanxibeijiaodejiashanhou,queyinyinchuanlaiyizhenkuqisheng。

“wuwu……haotong……yaoerdelianhaotong……buyaodayaoer,yaoerdelianhaoteng……wuwu……”

zichengyaoerdeshaonvkudeshangqibujiexiaqi,daiyixikan,quejianneishaonvbazhangdadexiaolian,yiranzhongchenglezhutou;yuanbenpiaoliangdeyiqun,gengmanshihuitu,langbeidebuchengyangzi。

zheishaonvbushibieren,zhengshiliguodingguohoufudedaxiaojie,yexiyao。

ercishiyitingyexiyaohanteng,zhanzhetashenqiandehongyishaonvfeidanbutingshou,jingyoutaishouhenhendeshuaileyexiyaoyibazhang!

“tengma?dadejiushini,nizheigefeiwu!shazi!”

shenyunshuangyilianyinhen,meilideyandi,gengshihenyishizu。

xiangtatangtangshenjiaerxiaojie,tianfusanjiedechijiechuqilingzhe,yihuierjingyaohezheigeshazitongxi,xiangxiangjiujuedekehen!

gengkeqideshi,mingmingjiushigeshazifeiwu,jingranhaihexuanwangdianxiayouhunyue……pingshenme?tayigeshazipingshenme?

xiangdaozheili,shenyunshuangxinliyuefahuoda,kegangyaozaicidongshou,quebeiyipangdeshenjiadaxiaojieshenfeiyanlanzhule。

“shuangermeimeihebidongzheimedadehuoqi?”

shenjiadaxiaojieshenfeiyanshishenjiadejiaoao,nianfangshisuibiancechutianfuhuoxisijie,rujinyiranshizhongqichijielingzhele。bianshixianglaixiaozhangdeshenyunshuang,zaishenfeiyanmianqian,yedejiazheweibazuoren。

“neidajieyaozenyang?nanbuchengjiuzheimefangleta?”

“jishenme?wozhishidanxinzaizheimedaxiaqu,zheishazimeishenme,fandaoshangleshuangermeimeideshou!”

shuozhe,shenfeiyanzhuanmoukanxiangyexiyao,yexiyaoshunjianhunshenyizhan,ercishideshenyunshuangyefanyingleguolai,dangxiaxiaodao:

“还是大姐聪明!”

shengluo,shenyunshuangshenshoucongyaojianchouchubianzi,bianxiangzheyexiyaoshenshangchouqu!

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yexiyaoshibeiyizhenshuohuashengchaoxingde。

shenshanghuolaladeteng,danmoshishinian,yexiyaozaoyixuehuilerennai,daoshibujuederuhe。zhishinaozihundunbukan,erjiuzaiyexiyaofanmihudeshihou,zhitingerbianzaicichuanlailiangmingnvzideshuohuasheng。

“qi,zhenbujinda,zheicaijixiaa,jingranjiusile,guoranshigefeiwu!buguodajie,xianzaizenmeban?jiubazheigeshazirengzaizheili?haishizhaogedifangchulile?”

“zenmechuli?shuangermeimeiqiebuyaowangle,zheilishihuanggong,youqinengxiangchulijiuchulile?”

shuozheihuadeziranshishenjiadaxiaojieshenfeiyan。ercishi,kanzhetangzaidishangyidongbudongdeyexiyao,shenfeiyanzhenggerengengshiyouyizhongshuobuchudechangkuai!

死了好,死了才好!

yigefeiwu,youshigeshazi,jingranhaiwangxiangbazhanjunmeishenwudexuanwangdianxia。yaobushiyejiapingrilijiangzheigeshazihudezhouquan,tazaojiujiangzheigeshazinongsile,yanxiajiezheshenyunshuangzheigebaichinongsita,zhenghaoshengdenongzangzijideshoule!

“kejiuzheimefangzhezongyebuhao,daoburubatadeyishangtuole……”

“zheibanfahao!zhenghaoyihuiergonglideshiweiguolai,rangtabeikangejingguang。”

shengluo,yexiyaobiangandaoyourenlaidaozijishenpang,xintouyilin,bianmengdezhengkaileyanjing……erjiuzaikanqingyanqianliangmingshaonvdeshunjian,rushuidejiyi,qingkejianyongjinleyexiyaodenaozili。