buguo，youjianshiqing，chenfeihaishiyaowenqingchu，“tang**，ninenggaosuwoweishenme……”
“jiaowoqingyanba，huozheyanyandouxing，buzhunnijiaowotang**！”
tangqingyandaduanlechenfeidehua。
“haoba，qingyan，ninenggaosuwo，dangchuyiwaihuaiyun，niweishenmeyaoxuanzebahaizishengxialaima……bijingdangchu……”
chenfeimeiyoubahuashuodetaiqingchu。
bijingdangshi，tamenliangge，shixilihutugunlechuangdan。
anlilaishuo，lianhaizifuqinshisheidoubuzhidao，jiumaoranbahaizishengxialai，zheiyangdexuanzehenbumingzhi。
suoyi，taduizheijianshihaihenhaoqide，qulingzhengzhiqianbixuyaowenqingchu。
“sannianqian，wodezhizijiyiwaihuaiyunhou，queshiyouxiangguoyaodadiaohaizi。”
“yinweineiwan……wobingmeiyouhezui，ershibeirenxiayaole，woyiweinishijingzhengduishoupailaideren，xiangyaojiezheijianshilaiweixiewo……”
“danshihoulai，wopairenqudiaochalenideziliao，dezhinizhishigedaxuesheng，erqieneiwanyezhishiyicimeilideyiwai，suoyiwojiujueding，yaobahaizishengxialai！”
tangqingyanshifentanchengdishuochuledangniandeshiqing。
tingwanzheihua，chenfeidianlediantou，duiyutangqingyandeyonggangandaoyouxiekuijiu。
“qishineiwan，woshiyinweibeinvpengyoulvle……”
tangqingyanjiangshoufangdaochenfeizuishang，anweitadao：“nibuyongnanguo，wodouzhidao，xianzainiyouwo，haiyoushigebaobao，yihouyidinghuixingfude。”
duiyuzheijianshi，chenfeizaojiushiranle，nahuiyoushenmenanguobunanguode。
bijing，renyaoshiweileyige，buxihuanzijidenvrennanguo。
那不就是舔狗吗？
erchenfei，zheibeizidoubukenengzaiqudangtiangou！
chenfeikanlekanyanqian，zheiweishencaiwubimanmiao，quxianyoumeiliaorendexinggannvzongcai，renbuzhukuazandao：“qingyan，shengleshigewa，xiangbudaonideshencai，yidianyemeiyoubian，haishineimedexingganmiren！”
tingdaozheihua，tangqingyandunshihuixiangqi，neiwanjiliedehuamian，xiaoliangenzheyihong。
“砰砰砰！”
jiuzaizheishi，buheshiyideqiaomenshengxiangqi。
tangqingyanheleyitiao，lianmangyuanlichenfei，ranhouxunsuzhenglileyixiazijideyitai，genzhebamendakai。
zhijianmenkou，zhanzhewugenaiwawa。
tamenzoulejinlai，qishuashuadidingzhetangqingyanshenhoudechenfei，naishengnaiqidishuodao。
“heng，wojiuzhidao，bamenguanqilaizhunmeihaoshi！”
“mamanibiepa，womenlaijiunile！”
“xiangpaowomama，meimen～”
“就是！”
“不同意！”
kandaozheiwugeerzi，shuozherangrengangadehua，tangqingyandunshiwuyule。
chenfeidaoshiwusuowei，faner**xingcoudaotangqingyanshenbian，jiangshoufangdaotadejianbangshang，ranhouchaozhewugenizi，luchudamowangbandexiaorongdao：“erza，bienao，babayaogenmamalingzhengqule，daoshihouwomenyiqipaigequanjiafu！”
“啊啊啊！”
“zheigehuainanyin，tazhanmamabianyi！”
wugenaiwawazhong，youyigeturanjianjiaoleqilai。
tagangjiaowan，jiubeiliubaojiwuzhulezuiba，“bendanlaoba，nihanzheimedasheng，waimianderendoutingjianle……”
beiwuzhuzuibadebabao，shunjianmingbaileguolai。
tatinghuadidianlediannaodai，liubaozheicaisongkairouhuhudexiaoshou。
jinjiezhe，liubaobianjiangshixian，zhongxinzhuanyidaolechenfeideshenshang，chongzhetanaixiongnaixiongdishuodao：“fangkaiwomama，womamashibuhuigennizheigehuaiyinjiehunde，womencaibuyaogennipaiquanjiafuni！”
“dui，buyaozheigehuaibaba！”
“buyaohanbaba，tabushiwomenbaba！”
shuocuohuadebabao，ganmangshenchuliangzhirouhuhudexiaozhuazi，jinjinwuzhulezuiba，sihuxiangyaobagangcaidehuatunhuiqu。
tingdaotamenjixiongdideduihua，chenfeidouyaobeitamenjidoulele。
tarenbuzhuxiaochulesheng，zhijiexuanzelewushi。
zaitakanlai，zheijigenizi，jiushigenzijihaibushu，dengguoduanshijian，zijishizhanquannengnaibademeili，bixuderangtamenguizhejiaobaba！
“zanmenerzazhenkeai！”
“qingyanzouba，zanmenquminzhengjulingzheng！”
chenfeimeiyoulihuizheiwugenaiwawadekongsu，dangzhetamendemianduitangqingyanshuodao。
“嗯！”
tangqingyanqishihaiyouxiebutaixiguan，genchenfeizheimeqinmijiechu。
buguozaierzimianqian，tayoubunengbiaoluchulai。
不然的话……
zheijigexiaozaizi，kendinghuijietifahui，duichenfeibiaoxianchugengdadebuman。
suoyi，tazhinengrenyouchenfeilanzheta，jianglingwaiwugenverjieshang，ranhouchaodixiatingchechangzouqu。
……
盛唐集团。
yuangongtingcheweigenzongcaitingcheweishifenkaide。
fuyicenghefuerceng，doushiyuangongdetingchechang，erfusancengzhengceng，doushitangqingyanzhuanshudetingchechang。
yinweilaigongsishangban，tangqingyanhuidaizheshigebaobao。
tingchechangrenchehunza，shigebaobaoyigemeikanhao，jiurongyichuxianyiwai。
zheiduibaobaolaishuohenweixian。
suoyi，tangqingyanbianjiangzhenggefusanceng，douhuaweilezijizhuanyongdetingchequ。
weile10gebaobaodeanquan，takeweishiyongzulexinsi。
zhengzhengshuqianpingmidetingchequ，kanqilaijiuxiangshiyigedixiahuanggongyiban，wubideshehuazungui！
erqiezheilimian，zhitingleyiliangche！
yaoshihuanzuobiededifang，kendinghuixiandehenkongkuang，bingqieganjueyouxieheren。
danshizaizheili，quebuhuiyouzheizhongganjue！
zhenggetingchequ，chulehualejigetingcheweizhiwai，shengxiadequyu，quandoubeigaizaochengleertongyoulechang。
qiangbishang，haiguazhegezhongwanou，yijikatonghaibao。
gezhonggeyangdeyoulesheshi，yiyingjuquan，rangrenkandeyanhualiaoluan。
dishang，yedoupumanlechunyangmaoditan！
fangzhibaobaozaiyouwanguochengzhongbuxiaoxinshuaidao。
yuqishuo，zheilishiyigetingchechang，daoburushuo，zheilishiyijiahaohuadeertongyouleyuan！
接下来……
chenfeijiangmuguang，fangdaoneiliangweiyideqicheshangmian。
suirankanchebiao，shilaosilaisimeicuo。
danshitixingquewubijuda，rongnashigebaobao，wanquanmeiyouwenti！
zaichenfeiderenzhizhong，tahaiconglaimeiyoujianguozheikuanchexing！
nandao，shilaosilaisizhuanmenweitangqingyandingzhide？
“zheishiworanglaosilaisizongbu，weiwozhuanmendazaodeyiliangbaomuche。”
“niyezhidao，yibandebaomuche，genbenmeibanfazhuangxiazheishigebaobao。”
kanchuchenfeiyanlideyihuo，tangqingyanxiaozhejieshidao。
tingdaozheihua，chenfeirenbuzhugantandao。
youqianrendeshenghuojiushishuang！
jingrannengranglaosilaisizongbu，zhuanmenweizijidazaoyikuan，dingzhidebaomuche！
zheiyangdenengli，gujizhiyoutangqingyanyouleba？
牛逼！
bukuishizijihaizitama！